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top ten lists .... again!
iggy Posted: Wed Oct 8 20:46:57 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.



 
iggy Posted: Wed Oct 8 20:47:32 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN



 
iggy Posted: Wed Oct 8 20:52:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike

9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President

8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys

7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor

6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict with Great Sense of Humor

5. STLSM -- Show Tune-Loving Straight Male

4. SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown the President

3. EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick

2. WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack and Drives A Pinto and the Number One

1. WSUBFC -- Will Screw Ugly Bastards For Cash



 
sweet p Posted: Wed Oct 8 21:09:39 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

I really must not be a woman then : (

>10. Cats' facial expressions
I don't really like cats
>9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
I have black flip flops and white running shoes
>8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
My mum does not allow bean sprouts in the house
>7. Fat clothes
There is loose clothing and tight clothing
>6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
I never drive
>5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
hehe I thought eggshells were white OR off-white heheh
>4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
That's stupid.
>3. Eyelash curlers
I actually like those!
>2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
In my many years of life we have never had any type ofscale in my household
>1. OTHER WOMEN
yeah...i don't like those.


 
libra Posted: Wed Oct 8 21:38:14 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:
>chanz said:
>>TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
>
>I really must not be a woman then : (
>

ditto, there were only like two that i understand, same with the PMS list...


 
baristapro Posted: Thu Oct 9 03:29:24 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The only weird thing I like during that special disgusting time I colorfully refer to as "The Red Tide" or "Bleeding from the crotch" is eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, which are quite tasty. Er...Okay, I eat them any time of the month. I just wanted to seem normal.

Oh, and I really despise the female of the species. Chicks bother me, not from a physical perspective (men are really unattractive creatures, as women are more beautiful and not as hairy) but more or less "I could never be with a woman, let alone hang out with them as friends, because then they would talk. And then I would have to listen to them. And then I would end up in prison. Killing isn't very legal. Even for a good cause."

(of course, I could plead temporary insanity.)

[I shouldnt type when I'm stoned. I really do become a horrible person. Let's forget this happened. Thanks.]


 
addi Posted: Thu Oct 9 07:59:51 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hypocrite said:

>
"I could never be with a woman, let alone hang out with them as friends, because then they would talk. And then I would have to listen to them.


LMAO!!

If only scientists could discover a way to convert female talking into a viable energy source we'd be set for an eternity. :)

Okay, so I'm not seen as a sexist male pig I'll return the favor to my gender:

If only scientists could discover a way to convert the male sex drive into a viable energy source we'd be set for an eternity.

*I shouldn't write when I'm sober.



 
libra Posted: Thu Oct 9 13:01:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hypocrite said:
>The only weird thing I like during that special disgusting time I colorfully refer to as "The Red Tide" or "Bleeding from the crotch" is eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, which are quite tasty. Er...Okay, I eat them any time of the month. I just wanted to seem normal.

hehe, i tend to eat more chocolate than usual during that time, of course.

>
>Oh, and I really despise the female of the species. Chicks bother me, not from a physical perspective (men are really unattractive creatures, as women are more beautiful and not as hairy) but more or less "I could never be with a woman, let alone hang out with them as friends, because then they would talk. And then I would have to listen to them. And then I would end up in prison. Killing isn't very legal. Even for a good cause."

hey, girls arent that bad, but i do understand what you mean, i like my friends who are girls, but other than that, i'd rather hang out with guys...they're a lot easier to be around sometimes...


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Oct 9 13:45:00 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hypocrite said:
>[I shouldnt type when I'm stoned. I really do become a horrible person. Let's forget this happened. Thanks.]

I don't think it's horrible. Infact, I am relieved. I often get weird reactions for my attitude towards girls and their...things.

: S


 



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