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Silly things
Mesh Posted: Wed Oct 29 18:20:23 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ok, here are a couple of link to some "silly goose" things on internet. Feel free, no wait, better yet, feel obligated to put up some of things you are have found on the internet.

And on a closing note. YEAH WHATEVER

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley,
Officer Leroy comes up and is like, "Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever".

Mesh Posted: Sat Nov 1 23:25:59 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Things You Will Never Hear a Southerner Say:

40. Oh, I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

30. Wrestling's fake.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

28. We're vegetarians.

27. Do you think my gut is too big?

26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

25. Honey, we don't need another dog.

24. Who cares who won the Civil War?

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the argil and reductio salad.

15. I've got it all on the C drive.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. You all.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.

Mesh Posted: Sun Nov 2 06:35:52 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  

ifihadahif Posted: Sun Nov 2 08:55:27 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  those are pretty funny meshuggah, but we really need addie to concur on their authenticity.
he's in the real south, i just live amongst the hillbillies.


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