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iggy Posted: Sun Nov 9 20:13:20 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hi ppl...

since nothing's really going on in GT...
let's pretend all of us are in the GT cafe, a nice quaint little anti-franchise cafe hidden away from all that hustle and bustle of the city, talking about everything and nothing in particular...

so be welcome to join in :) don;t be shy now....

excuse me, i need to get my caffeine fix now.


 
addi Posted: Sun Nov 9 21:31:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Pick me up one too while you're at it chanz. I'll pay you back tomorrow. Had a strange day today. Came down with something the medical world calls "vertigo". Was cooking breakfast and suddenly everything was spinning. I couldn't keep my balance and felt like I had just gotten off a 3 hour ride at 6 flags. It got so bad I had to be helped just to move from one place to another. Feeling better now, but that was freaky...chanz.....chanz, wake up!


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 10 00:28:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mmm...this mocha's really good. I hope you're all right addi. Thanks for inviting me here chanz.
I had an interesting encounter with an old friend from high school today. I was at the mall and he was working at the store I was in...I talked to him and he told me to hang on cause he could take his 15 minute break and hang out with me for awhile...this is probably a good time to mention that I had a crush on him last year...So we walked around the mall and talked...It was really nice...


 
antartica Posted: Mon Nov 10 01:16:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hey hey hey!!!

hey brah... you know my fix, juz tell them it's for me!


 
Savvode Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:24:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Give me one hot South Indian Filter Cofffee Saarr.
I am having a good day. My seniors not around at work and not much to do. So just chilling. As usual had gone down for tea with a friend of mine. There's a lady who had been eyeing him for the past few weeks during tea time. She works in the building next to ours. Anyways my friends in business, spoke with her finally today after ages. Games on :)


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:27:45 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yo! go your orders

[speaks to barista]
no i don't want those flavoured coffee shit...
just give me strong black coffee... just black... as black my my twisted soul...
wahthefugutellingmeitsthelatestthing.

[creams the cafe guy]

mwah ha ha resistance is futile, the cafe belongs to US!!!!!!!

[looks closer at the barista]

erm guys guys... i think i just KOed Jason Q


 
FN Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:28:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Pick me up one too while you're at it chanz. I'll pay you back tomorrow. Had a strange day today. Came down with something the medical world calls "vertigo". Was cooking breakfast and suddenly everything was spinning. I couldn't keep my balance and felt like I had just gotten off a 3 hour ride at 6 flags. It got so bad I had to be helped just to move from one place to another. Feeling better now, but that was freaky...chanz.....chanz, wake up!


Hmm, isn't vertigo a sort of (unharmfull as far as I know) skin disease which causses pigmentation disorder?


 
FN Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:29:55 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>mwah ha ha resistance is futile, the cafe belongs to US!!!!!!!



If you ask hif everything belongs to 'US' ;o)


 
FN Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:31:22 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Mmm...this mocha's really good. I hope you're all right addi. Thanks for inviting me here chanz.
> I had an interesting encounter with an old friend from high school today. I was at the mall and he was working at the store I was in...I talked to him and he told me to hang on cause he could take his 15 minute break and hang out with me for awhile...this is probably a good time to mention that I had a crush on him last year...So we walked around the mall and talked...It was really nice...


Don't be too eager to talk to him, he'll know and take advantage of it.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:32:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [whistle]
[rolls jason q into corner of the bar]

well no point crying over spilt milk hehheh... woah look at all this spilt milk. anyway, jason says coffee's on the house, right jason?

[uses hand to shake JQ's head up and down]

i always say he's cool :)

[walks over to table and all the cushy chairs]

had a bad day though... freaking traffic is driving me nuts.

anyway Savvode, it's cool your friend is getting it on with the lady. does he need my marvin gaye cd?

woah libra :) does he dig ya?


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:35:31 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>If you ask hif everything belongs to 'US' ;o)

;) hehhehheh...
not now. anyway i can't fanthom belgium called happyland.

u gonna wear the mcD's uniform and sing the star spangled banner or wat?

they're paying 100 to 1 for u to do that... i'm taking them bets.

[whisper] we spilt them 50/50


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:46:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Hmm, isn't vertigo a sort of (unharmfull as far as I know) skin disease which causses pigmentation disorder?

i think u got it confused with the wacojacko disease...

it's a condition where people who has a fear os heights suffer from...




 
Savvode Posted: Mon Nov 10 05:55:10 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>anyway Savvode, it's cool your friend is getting it on with the lady. does he need my marvin gaye cd?

[gives a sympathetic glance at JQ, shakes his head, gives a laconic smile to chanz]
nope he doesn't need any CDs, he has got his cute puppy dog act in place. all the ladies fall for it

[looks at christophe]
'if' gives you the ticks mate :)

so libra any luck with the guy. are you in or are you out??? wuss it

[walks over and smacks the unconscious Jason]

hey now don't you get righteous on me, I thought it was free for all LOL


 
Savvode Posted: Mon Nov 10 06:00:12 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>Christophe said:
>>Hmm, isn't vertigo a sort of (unharmfull as far as I know) skin disease which causses pigmentation disorder?
>
>i think u got it confused with the wacojacko disease...
>
>it's a condition where people who has a fear os heights suffer from...
>
>
How come adi was hit with 'Vertigo' when he was cooking in the kitchen when its a condition related to heights??


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Nov 10 06:35:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Savvode said:
>chanz said:
>>Christophe said:
>>>Hmm, isn't vertigo a sort of (unharmfull as far as I know) skin disease which causses pigmentation disorder?
>>
>>i think u got it confused with the wacojacko disease...
>>
>>it's a condition where people who has a fear os heights suffer from...
>>
>>
>How come adi was hit with 'Vertigo' when he was cooking in the kitchen when its a condition related to heights??

hmmm, you say tomato, i say tomaaato,
you say vertigo, i say flashback **LOL**
hahahaha, sometimes i just crack myself up ! ! !


 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 10 07:32:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Chris, I think you're confusing vertigo with Michael Jackson disease. Acrophobia (sp?)is fear of heights (which I have as well). The fluid in my inner ear is sending the wrong messages to my brain. Like I'm standing still, but my brain is telling me I'm moving. Thus I couldn't keep my balance and everything was spinning.
*chanz hands me coffee as black as the devil's soul, slaps me and says he doesn't have a crush on me*
What a long strange trip life is.


 
FN Posted: Mon Nov 10 08:26:56 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I see, and is there any way to treat it?


 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 10 09:25:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I see, and is there any way to treat it?

I hope so. Should know more about how to later today. I thought I'd try a home remedy of several tequilla shots and beer chasers, but the doctor said that probably wasn't a good idea. I'm sure it's nothing major and will fade away. Thanks for asking.


 
webmaster Posted: Mon Nov 10 10:00:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Savvode said:
>[walks over and smacks the unconscious Jason]

I step out for a while and return to find myself unconscious... Pay up! All of you! Cheap bastards...

:)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Nov 10 10:22:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hey, can someone give me directions to the nearest starbucks ?


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 11:25:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I see, and is there any way to treat it?

well i treated mine by doing all kinds of activities which i have to do at heights hahahahah... rockclimbing helped me.
anyway my job requires me to be suspended at heights once in a while so a trick which i learnt is never look down... just look far ahead of you and u'll be fine after a while


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 11:27:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  webmaster said:
>Savvode said:
>>[walks over and smacks the unconscious Jason]
>
>I step out for a while and return to find myself unconscious... Pay up! All of you! Cheap bastards...
>
>:)

[sneaks up with a golf club]
PAY???? NEVER CAPITALIST CAFE oWNER!

TWACK!

yo ppl it's free for all again haahahahahahahahhahhah


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 11:28:05 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>hey, can someone give me directions to the nearest starbucks ?

you??? of all people ??? STARFUCKS????

die evil slave of dr.evil.




 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 11:30:02 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:

>*chanz hands me coffee as black as the devil's soul, slaps me and says he doesn't have a crush on me*


mo will kill you then me if i ever say that to you.

sorry dude... i mean u're a mate and all but crush?

haha the only time i'll use the word crush on ya if when i do a WWE supafly move from the toprope on ya hahahahaa


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 11:31:00 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  anyway dudes, i just think i saw my local dealer

anyone wants some weed to go with the brain juice?


 
Kira Posted: Mon Nov 10 13:18:38 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey all--

None for me thanks, Chanz. I'll just have a hot chocolate. *Orders.*

This is a fun idea.


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 10 16:44:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I forgot to mention that the guy has a girlfriend...but everyone i've talked to thinks he liked me

Addison--i was reading a book in which a man has vertigo...i know there's something you can do by like laying down and moving your head in certain directions...my grandma had the same thing and that's what she did and it worked...

*gets herself another mocha and a biscotti*


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Nov 10 16:54:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hmmmmm . . .seems like i read somewhere that vertigo can be sheep induced . . .


 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 10 16:57:50 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>I forgot to mention that the guy has a girlfriend...but everyone i've talked to thinks he liked me

He'd be a fool not to! If you want give me his phone number and I'll call him up and set him straight.
*thinks to himself...if the guy is gay could I set him straight?*
>
>Addison--i was reading a book in which a man has vertigo...i know there's something you can do by like laying down and moving your head in certain directions...my grandma had the same thing and that's what she did and it worked...

You're right. My father is a doctor and he's sending me directions on those excersizes that are supposed to help. Thanks Sweetie



 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 10 16:59:48 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>hmmmmm . . .seems like i read somewhere that vertigo can be sheep induced . . .

No silly. you read it wrong. vertigo can be hif induced


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 19:38:23 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [mans the bar quietly after JQ threatened to banish him from cafe]

*evil thought bubble*
this ees not zee last tyme ewe hear the zound off mah feest twack your head


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 19:40:22 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>hmmmmm . . .seems like i read somewhere that vertigo can be sheep induced . . .

where did u get that porn video from again?


 
sweet p Posted: Mon Nov 10 20:48:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh, hey guys!
I am late again today...
[sighs]

Hey Addi...what would doctor Dad say about the sheep, eh? I hope you're feeling a little more grounded today...

Are you gonna get to see the boy again Libra?
Christophe, are girls supposed to play hard to get ALL the time?

This coffee makes me pee incessantly..I think I better stick to the ice tea. Or maybe a hot chocolate? How are they Sailovzi?

WHOA Chanz! What did you do to Jason's face?!

Jason? Can you hear me?

Where did Ant go? Maybe he'll know what to do...Chanz is seeing evil thought bubbles again....

Saw Hif on my way here...walking out of the underwear store...said he'd be at Starbucks if anybody needs him.

Mmmm, Savvode, your drink smells good.


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 10 21:15:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:
>Oh, hey guys!
>I am late again today...
> [sighs]
>
>Hey Addi...what would doctor Dad say about the sheep, eh? I hope you're feeling a little more grounded today...
>
>Are you gonna get to see the boy again Libra?
>Christophe, are girls supposed to play hard to get ALL the time?
>

I don't know...I guess I'll have to go back to the mall if I want to see him...he said I should call him, but I don't know if he was saying it just to be nice...or what.

I play hard to get too well. It screws me over, so I think I've done good enough on that end...


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 21:36:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>I don't know...I guess I'll have to go back to the mall if I want to see him...he said I should call him, but I don't know if he was saying it just to be nice...or what.
>
>I play hard to get too well. It screws me over, so I think I've done good enough on that end...

[comes over with apron that says guns dun kill people, i kill people]

guys are basically dumb fucks when it comes to this.

they either
1) read too much into everything.
"damn she's wearing that tee shirt that i mentioned i liked, does she dig me or what?"

2) dun read nothing at all... these guys are so dumb that even if u wear a neon sign that says 'come take me now', they still will go erm... what am i suppose to do?

so it depends on your instincts... girls are better at this i discovered so far. if u think he likes u, probe a little. if he really likes u, tell him that the feelings mutual.
anyway so what he has a g.f? it's not like he's married or anything....

[evil chanz takes over logical chanz]

gRrrRRrrr... must kill hif ... hif bad... hif drink pussy coffee


 
Kira Posted: Mon Nov 10 21:40:02 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *Pulls out a giant needle and pops Chanz's evil thought bubble.*

This is how you repay JQ for his hospitality, huh?

The hot chocolate is great, Sweet P. You just can't get chocolate-y-ness like this out of the cans at home.

So did any of you know that chocolate chip cookie dough cures headaches? I was at my wit's end today, had a few spoonfuls and the pain just evaporated. Maybe it cures vertigo too!

Do we have ice cream in this place?


 
sweet p Posted: Mon Nov 10 21:58:00 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>so it depends on your instincts... girls are better at this i discovered so far.

And you are right about that. Maybe girls are more discreet or something? I have no idea...but boys really can be so oblivious. Though girls are confusing...Hmmm...I dunno.

Sailovzi said:
>Do we have ice cream in this place?

I hope so...I feel like some cookies and cream today...


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 10 22:27:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *rolls ice cream stand into cafe*

Anything chocolate's fine with me...

I'm not sure whether he still likes me...He was the one that told me to wait till his break so we could hang out...It's not like i was pressuring him or anything. He's been going out with this girl for over a year. So I don't know whether its going to last another year or if its almost over...hmmm...boys are confusing...


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 23:19:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>*Pulls out a giant needle and pops Chanz's evil thought bubble.*
>
>This is how you repay JQ for his hospitality, huh?

yes this is what he likes heeeheeeheee
*whisper* me thinks he like S&M

>Do we have ice cream in this place?

erm. we got haagen daaz, ben and jerrys... and this brand that don't say anything ... wait... it says "sinful as hell homemade old fashioned icecream. warning. may cause dangerous level of sugar high"

ice cream anyone?



 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 23:20:05 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>*Pulls out a giant needle and pops Chanz's evil thought bubble.*
>
>This is how you repay JQ for his hospitality, huh?

yes this is what he likes heeeheeeheee
*whisper* me thinks he like S&M

>Do we have ice cream in this place?

erm. we got haagen daaz, ben and jerrys... and this brand that don't say anything ... wait... it says "sinful as hell homemade old fashioned icecream. warning. may cause dangerous level of sugar high"

ice cream anyone?



 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 10 23:34:15 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:

>I'm not sure whether he still likes me...He was the one that told me to wait till his break so we could hang out...It's not like i was pressuring him or anything. He's been going out with this girl for over a year. So I don't know whether its going to last another year or if its almost over...hmmm...boys are confusing...

no boys are not confusing... we never are. in fact we are so simple that our brains are capable of thinking of nothing at times. really. it;s like we go [in my best keanu reeves voice]
"woah, did i just not think of anything, or did i just think of nothing... it's like totally radical dude... "

if something catches our eye/interest, it'll show on our faces... in fact, it's so obvious, that sometimes u can see us drooling. haha

trust me on that. we are not as high up there as girls when it comes to these things.

just take it casual. u're giving urself way too much pressure :) take it easy and enjoy hanging out with him.


 
antartica Posted: Tue Nov 11 02:48:56 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>ice cream anyone?


I SCREAM
U SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM!!!!!!

pass on over them C & C's =P~~


 
antartica Posted: Tue Nov 11 02:50:35 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz me man!

where's me quad shot paint remover?


 
libra Posted: Tue Nov 11 02:55:59 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I want Ben and Jerry's Chocolate fudge brownie...mmmm


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 11 03:39:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hold ur horses people....

[take huge tray out to the table]

take all your orders all u gluttons...

enjoy the free meal while JQ is out hehheh


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 11 03:41:25 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh yeah. did y'all know this place turns into a nice little pub at night?

tonight is poetry SLAM!

so bring it on y'all... winner of tonights poetry slam get a free beer


 
antartica Posted: Tue Nov 11 05:34:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  roses are red,
violets are blue,
your sister's great
your mum too!

damn!... i need help!


 
addi Posted: Tue Nov 11 07:11:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>roses are red,
>violets are blue,
>your sister's great
>your mum too!
>
>damn!... i need help!

I want that beer!!
You call that poetry, Ant?! LOL

Now here's poetry...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Women are neat
And sheep are too!

Damn....i need help!


 
FN Posted: Tue Nov 11 16:00:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Sweet P said:
>>Oh, hey guys!
>>I am late again today...
>> [sighs]
>>
>>Hey Addi...what would doctor Dad say about the sheep, eh? I hope you're feeling a little more grounded today...
>>
>>Are you gonna get to see the boy again Libra?
>>Christophe, are girls supposed to play hard to get ALL the time?
>>
>
>I don't know...I guess I'll have to go back to the mall if I want to see him...he said I should call him, but I don't know if he was saying it just to be nice...or what.
>
>I play hard to get too well. It screws me over, so I think I've done good enough on that end...


Playing hard to get is a good thing

If they can't take the challenge they aren't worth it.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Nov 11 21:26:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  well, i can't seem to find a starbucks anywhere around here and no one will give me directions, so i will just chill here with you guys.
hey gargoyle ! bring me a capuccino, a nice big one !
hey ! who let the sheep in ?


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 11 22:35:24 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>well, i can't seem to find a starbucks anywhere around here and no one will give me directions, so i will just chill here with you guys.
>hey gargoyle ! bring me a capuccino, a nice big one !
>hey ! who let the sheep in ?

[unsheathes samurai sword]
who u calling a gargoyle, ruthlessfranchisepussycoffee drinker?

go find a starfucks for your coffee ,wah hahahahahahaha

[calls out to his evil minions, the GT cafe crazy 88]
evil minions, 'take' this man to the nearest starfucks.

[evil laugh]


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 11 22:38:14 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Playing hard to get is a good thing
>
>If they can't take the challenge they aren't worth it.

lol. imagine when u like a girl and she plays all those mind-game/hard-to-get...
it'll sure drive me crazy.

i like those go getters... let's not waste time and just cut to the chase hehhehheh

but of course, throwing themselves at you is a turnoff but i know some of u guys love it hehhehheh


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 11 22:41:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your sister's great
your mum too!

damn!... i need help

addison said
I want that beer!!
You call that poetry, Ant?! LOL

Now here's poetry...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Women are neat
And sheep are too!

since there are only two participants, i should give a beer...
but since the two needs help, i shall award them the prize of a free couselling session each.

ant should go to meshuggah for his couselling class - love all serve all

addi goes to dr 'animal lover' hif




 
momo Posted: Wed Nov 12 04:30:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  my god!!! haven't been in here for 2 weeks and everyone's unleashed their inner nutcases!

well, carry on, am soooo tired these days to do anything but watch you guys have fun. missed being in here... missed all you guys.. if i could, i'll give all of you a big big squeeze..

now! to join in the cafe festivities..*drags pink inflatable sofa to a corner, props up cushions and hollers*

"Chanz!!!!! i want an iced tea!!"


 
FN Posted: Wed Nov 12 06:52:31 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>Christophe said:
>>Playing hard to get is a good thing
>>
>>If they can't take the challenge they aren't worth it.
>
>lol. imagine when u like a girl and she plays all those mind-game/hard-to-get...
>it'll sure drive me crazy.
>
>i like those go getters... let's not waste time and just cut to the chase hehhehheh
>
>but of course, throwing themselves at you is a turnoff but i know some of u guys love it hehhehheh


I like them better when they're hard to get.

Like a challenge once in a while.

More satisfaction afterwards as well.


 
antartica Posted: Wed Nov 12 07:00:51 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  momo said:
>my god!!! haven't been in here for 2 weeks and everyone's unleashed their inner nutcases!
>
>well, carry on, am soooo tired these days to do anything but watch you guys have fun. missed being in here... missed all you guys.. if i could, i'll give all of you a big big squeeze..
>
>now! to join in the cafe festivities..*drags pink inflatable sofa to a corner, props up cushions and hollers*
>
>"Chanz!!!!! i want an iced tea!!"

hey hey sweetie. dun wori, you're not the onli one being quiet... the RP is also outta action.

too busy at work!!!

can ya imagine that!!! ha ha ha

yeah... i think if i wants my quad shot paint remover i gotta go gets it meself...


 
addi Posted: Wed Nov 12 07:11:36 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Naw Naw. Sit down, Ant. Relax, and I'll get it for ya.

*reaches into pocket and pulls out some lint and an old condom from high school

"Hey, Libra Honey. Can I borrow a five spot? I'll pay you back next week."


 
antartica Posted: Wed Nov 12 07:14:50 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Naw Naw. Sit down, Ant. Relax, and I'll get it for ya.
>
>*reaches into pocket and pulls out some lint and an old condom from high school
>
>"Hey, Libra Honey. Can I borrow a five spot? I'll pay you back next week."

you're a Gent Addi! =)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Nov 12 08:21:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>ifihadahif said:
>>well, i can't seem to find a starbucks anywhere around here and no one will give me directions, so i will just chill here with you guys.
>>hey gargoyle ! bring me a capuccino, a nice big one !
>>hey ! who let the sheep in ?
>
>[unsheathes samurai sword]
>who u calling a gargoyle, ruthlessfranchisepussycoffee drinker?
>
>go find a starfucks for your coffee ,wah hahahahahahaha
>
>[calls out to his evil minions, the GT cafe crazy 88]
>evil minions, 'take' this man to the nearest starfucks.
>
>[evil laugh]

hah ! you cannot hurt me with your samurai sword, i am wearin my new kevlar thong and titanium nipple armor !
**leans over towards momo and blow a kiss into ear and says "hey baby, what's your sign" ?**
hey gargoyle where's my capuccino ?
hhmmmm, that sheep is kinda cute. . .


 
antartica Posted: Wed Nov 12 09:13:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>hah ! you cannot hurt me with your samurai sword, i am wearin my new kevlar thong and titanium nipple armor !
> **leans over towards momo and blow a kiss into ear and says "hey baby, what's your sign" ?**
>hey gargoyle where's my capuccino ?
>hhmmmm, that sheep is kinda cute. . .

oh boy! oh boy! oh boy! ! ! ! ! !

show time! ! ! !


 
iggy Posted: Wed Nov 12 09:37:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  your nipples may be protected hif but not your feet and head

[takes out bamboo samurai sword and jumps on hif]

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[hif's head swells to the size of mr potatohead]

there is no escape from me!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Nov 12 10:43:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>your nipples may be protected hif but not your feet and head
>
>[takes out bamboo samurai sword and jumps on hif]
>
>TWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACKTWACK
>
>[hif's head swells to the size of mr potatohead]
>
>there is no escape from me!

hah !
you forget so soon !
king thong has cat-like reflexes and is able to thwart your puny attack by making you miss or blocking your wood with my nipples.
did i say "blocking your wood with my nipples" ?
hmmmmmm, are you doing anything later ?


 
libra Posted: Wed Nov 12 17:05:19 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Naw Naw. Sit down, Ant. Relax, and I'll get it for ya.
>
>*reaches into pocket and pulls out some lint and an old condom from high school
>
>"Hey, Libra Honey. Can I borrow a five spot? I'll pay you back next week."

Definitely....

*curls up in a big overstuffed chair*

there's nothing better than ice cream...I went to San Francisco yesterday and we went to the first Ben and Jerry's on Haight Street. We went to the zoo, to Chinatown for fortune cookies(i have 2 bags full of them), and to my uncle's coffee shop...Lotsa fun...anyone else do anything interesting last weekend?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Nov 12 17:37:20 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>addison said:
>>Naw Naw. Sit down, Ant. Relax, and I'll get it for ya.
>>
>>*reaches into pocket and pulls out some lint and an old condom from high school
>>
>>"Hey, Libra Honey. Can I borrow a five spot? I'll pay you back next week."
>
>Definitely....
>
>*curls up in a big overstuffed chair*
>
>there's nothing better than ice cream...I went to San Francisco yesterday and we went to the first Ben and Jerry's on Haight Street. We went to the zoo, to Chinatown for fortune cookies(i have 2 bags full of them), and to my uncle's coffee shop...Lotsa fun...anyone else do anything interesting last weekend?

not last weekend, but this weekend, my girl and i are going spend saturday evening on my old kentucky home dinner train. they are having a murder mystery weekend. never been to one of these events, so it should prove interesting.


 
addi Posted: Wed Nov 12 17:47:52 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>
>not last weekend, but this weekend, my girl and i are going spend saturday evening on my old kentucky home dinner train. they are having a murder mystery weekend. never been to one of these events, so it should prove interesting.

I think that sounds like a blast hif. Remember to dress appropriately (no thongs!)


 
addi Posted: Wed Nov 12 17:57:08 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:

>
>Definitely....
>
>*curls up in a big overstuffed chair*
>
>there's nothing better than ice cream...I went to San Francisco yesterday and we went to the first Ben and Jerry's on Haight Street. We went to the zoo, to Chinatown for fortune cookies(i have 2 bags full of them), and to my uncle's coffee shop...Lotsa fun...

I got very dizzy and I didn't even go on a ride.
I was just thinking how I wish I was visiting San Fran. I'd love to see my lil' brother. it would also be nice to meet you there and hit a coffe house to talk. We could mess with people's minds and you could introduce me to your friends as your new boyfriend...
"This is my new flame Addison. We met on the internet last week. He's older than my dad and he likes sheep!"


 
libra Posted: Wed Nov 12 20:23:16 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>libra said:
>
>>
>>Definitely....
>>
>>*curls up in a big overstuffed chair*
>>
>>there's nothing better than ice cream...I went to San Francisco yesterday and we went to the first Ben and Jerry's on Haight Street. We went to the zoo, to Chinatown for fortune cookies(i have 2 bags full of them), and to my uncle's coffee shop...Lotsa fun...
>
>I got very dizzy and I didn't even go on a ride.
>I was just thinking how I wish I was visiting San Fran. I'd love to see my lil' brother. it would also be nice to meet you there and hit a coffe house to talk. We could mess with people's minds and you could introduce me to your friends as your new boyfriend...
>"This is my new flame Addison. We met on the internet last week. He's older than my dad and he likes sheep!"

haha...my parents would disown me!


 
addi Posted: Wed Nov 12 21:24:23 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:

>>"This is my new flame Addison. We met on the internet last week. He's older than my dad and he likes sheep!"
>
>haha...my parents would disown me!

Hey, you could do a lot worse momma! It could be hif. lol! Anyway one sentence you would not hear from my lips would be, "Hey, let's go meet your folks!"


 
iggy Posted: Wed Nov 12 21:25:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [takes out dinner bell]

dinner is served!!!
calling all gluttons...

dinner is served...

tonight we are serving the erm... surprise special.

guess what you're having while eating!!!



 
Mesh Posted: Thu Nov 13 02:25:10 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey GTrs, whats up? Got a new CD today, "Best of Club Hits volume 1", pretty good. Ate at quiznos, and did had some stupid guy come up and start cussing at me and trying to pick a fight. But when i did stood up and take off my shirt leaving only a tank top on, he left me alone. I guess he didnt realize what size I am while i was sitting down. He wisely left me alone, because i have a feeling i would have been able to break his neck with little effort if i wanted too.


Well i am tired so i am going to go home and go to bed now. see yous guys later:)


 
iggy Posted: Thu Nov 13 03:13:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  later meshuggah dude

seeya tom :)

reserved ur seats :)


 
antartica Posted: Thu Nov 13 03:40:25 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  damn... i'm getting spaced out here just watching you all doing your ditty....

need more coffee.........

oh yea... hows JQ? still out cold?


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Nov 13 08:18:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  bell above door rings Mat_J steps in with an overcoat on, his shoulder and hair are covered in snow, he is crrying armfulls of parcels.

Yo Foo's It's snowing outside, you gotta take a look at this.

Hey somebody get me a cup of tea, milk two sugars please. Thankyou very much


 
antartica Posted: Thu Nov 13 08:35:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>bell above door rings Mat_J steps in with an overcoat on, his shoulder and hair are covered in snow, he is crrying armfulls of parcels.
>
>Yo Foo's It's snowing outside, you gotta take a look at this.
>
>Hey somebody get me a cup of tea, milk two sugars please. Thankyou very much

damn...didn't know that there was one of us here was called somebody... =P

heh heh


 
iggy Posted: Thu Nov 13 11:39:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  the name's chanz.

[points at sticker that says 'hi everyone, my name's chanz']

here's your hot tea.

has my parcel arrived?


 
webmaster Posted: Thu Nov 13 11:57:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>oh yea... hows JQ? still out cold?

JQ has decided to quit the cafe business and concentrate on running the website. He reckons he'll live longer that way.

chanz behaves like he owns the damn place anyway... :)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Nov 13 13:41:16 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hey gargoyle !
where's my capuccino ?
has anyone seen hypocrite ?
i really fancy her jewelry . . .
she's a sweetheart and i want to lick her all over . . . LOL


 
libra Posted: Thu Nov 13 13:54:27 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  webmaster said:
>antartica said:
>>oh yea... hows JQ? still out cold?
>
>JQ has decided to quit the cafe business and concentrate on running the website. He reckons he'll live longer that way.
>
>chanz behaves like he owns the damn place anyway... :)

hehe...that's a better idea anyway, you do such a good job with this site!


 
iggy Posted: Thu Nov 13 20:06:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol

me behaving like i own this place ?

[evil thought bubble]
"hmmmm... maybe i should start taking over the world from here"

shuddap hif. here's your cappucino [dumps over hif's head]

a'ight. gotta go home now. someone's gotta take over


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Nov 13 20:16:08 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh and hif, i did respond to your post in "Who thinks the matrix revolutions sucked", i just took a few day brake from posting. Just so ya dont think i ignored ya ol' buddy :)


 
Kira Posted: Thu Nov 13 21:04:20 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>
>a'ight. gotta go home now. someone's gotta take over

AHA! *Leaps behind the counter*


 
libra Posted: Thu Nov 13 22:50:27 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>chanz said:
>>
>>a'ight. gotta go home now. someone's gotta take over
>
>AHA! *Leaps behind the counter*

Sailovzi! I want a milkshake! please :)


 
Kira Posted: Fri Nov 14 00:54:56 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>
>Sailovzi! I want a milkshake! please :)

$5.50! Pay up!

The counter must be EviL. I feel like saying "No milkshake for you!"


 
libra Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:37:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>libra said:
>>
>>Sailovzi! I want a milkshake! please :)
>
>$5.50! Pay up!
>
>The counter must be EviL. I feel like saying "No milkshake for you!"

Haha. I can make it on my own if you wanna share counter duties...


 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 05:51:59 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>libra said:
>>
>>Sailovzi! I want a milkshake! please :)
>
>$5.50! Pay up!
>
>The counter must be EviL. I feel like saying "No milkshake for you!"

hey Barista!!!!
make mine a ice quad grande caramel latte!!!! thanky!


 
Kira Posted: Fri Nov 14 14:59:19 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>
>
>hey Barista!!!!
>make mine a ice quad grande caramel latte!!!! thanky!

You know, using more than one exclamation point at the end of a sentence is INCORRECT. :P

*Realizes she's teaching grammar to an empty room and goes into the back to eat all the chocolate and cookies.*


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Nov 14 15:05:03 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>lol
>
>me behaving like i own this place ?
>
>[evil thought bubble]
>"hmmmm... maybe i should start taking over the world from here"
>
>shuddap hif. here's your cappucino [dumps over hif's head]
>

now that king thong is covered in delicious cappucino, which one of you lovely young ladies would like to start licking it off of me ?


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Nov 15 00:04:30 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>now that king thong is covered in delicious cappucino, which one of you lovely young ladies would like to start licking it off of me ?

Sorry Hif.........I'm just not a cappucino type of gal...........

But the ice teas are splendid. I'm gonna have another one. Anybody else want anything while I'm up?


 
antartica Posted: Sat Nov 15 02:41:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:
>ifihadahif said:
>>now that king thong is covered in delicious cappucino, which one of you lovely young ladies would like to start licking it off of me ?
>
>Sorry Hif.........I'm just not a cappucino type of gal...........
>
>But the ice teas are splendid. I'm gonna have another one. Anybody else want anything while I'm up?

sweet heart.... what i want you canna give... =P


 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:29:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [jumps into the cafe in a captain marvel costume]
TA DA DA NAH!!

TAD DA DA DA DA nAH NAH NAH!

[swooshes out]


 



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