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GT House : the online reality series
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 01:03:52 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  instructions :
1)please go to the thread GT house to write some descriptions etc :)
2) move in
3) imagine what u'll do if all of us are housemates
4) there is no limits to what the house look like. anything goes. if u want a pool just add one in :)
5) have fun :)


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 01:33:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [walk into the house with surfboard, walks over to the stereo and plays bob marley and proceeds to sit on the deck chair on the verenda and chill out with a beer...]

i wonder where's everyone


 
Dancer Posted: Fri Nov 14 02:41:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  {came out from room, walks straight to stereo and hit STOP. changes disc to Josh Groban.}

HEARD : Chanz's swearing away

{proceeds to change disc, plays track 5. walks to nearest pack of cigarettes, draws 1 out, walk up to chanz with a pack of playing cards}

FORGOT THE BEER. shit.*hope antartica shows up with a dozen*


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 02:50:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [muttering away]

stereo nazi
there's more beer in the fridge

[walks to the fridge and shows dancer the fridge packed to the max with different types of beer]

methinks that antartica is shitting his guts out... hope he dun die in there.

[hands over a gas mask]

just in case he leaves the door open.

have u seen the rest?




 
libra Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:36:11 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *Walks into living room from front door carrying puppy. Takes puppy outside, tells others not to feed beer to puppy. Fluffs pillows on couch and heads outside to feed the dog and talk to chanz.*

Who wants to name the puppy?(he's an adorable black lab by the way)


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:46:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hey there :)

well, i i called my dog, woof
and cat, meow

i asked them first :)

[radios mat_j to feed puppy beer on the sly]




 
sweet p Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:47:02 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>*Walks into living room from front door carrying puppy. Takes puppy outside, tells others not to feed beer to puppy. Fluffs pillows on couch and heads outside to feed the dog and talk to chanz.*
>
>Who wants to name the puppy?(he's an adorable black lab by the way)

Black labs are the best!! Yay Libra!
I will take the spiders out of the house for you anytime...but I don't like killing them...

[gives Libra hug and RUNS over to the puupy to play]


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:48:32 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh yeah, i've downloaded some stuff over the net.

jason mraz rocks!


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:54:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  well ladies :) gotta catch some waves ... i'd see u girls later :)

[walks over to puppy]

nice puppy

[yum yum]


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 03:58:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [stops at the door]

whups i nearly forgot...

we gotta plan a housewarming party hehheh

theme night?
drinks?
games?
panty raid?
spin the sheep?


 
sweet p Posted: Fri Nov 14 04:09:35 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  We can have a toga party hehehe
Orrrr Hawaiian?




 
dan632 Posted: Fri Nov 14 04:15:30 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [falls from above, perhaps roof of second floor]
*runs in to grab a bong from fridge and beer from couch
[realises is already wasted, hence the falling from roof]
*comes out with supplies and has a drink with Sweet P, Dancer and Libra. i tell them i can't play poker for crap, since they were teaching us to play strip poker i end up naked running over a sand dune with bong in hand for a toke. i left incase some don't like the smell.
[passes out naked on the beach full of beer and weed]


 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 05:41:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [antartica walks in]

you bunch of plonkers and plinkers give us hand here ya....
got a truck outside filled to the brim with all sorts of liquor....!!!

you kids touch anything you want but leave the Johnny Walker and Chivas alone!

Hey dancer... you wanted some beer? Lemme go hijack another truck later on yea? lemme get smashed first... heh heh

OI!!!! DAN!!!! EARTH TO DAN!!!!
quit making love to the bong and passes it on man!

hey hey hey libra.... nice puppies... oops... puppy i mean... what's it's name?

*suddenly realises that theres some really radio friendly stuff playing*

*takes CD out and plays Frizbee with it, sticks in a BOB MARLEY!!!!!*

anyone wanna play naked twister?


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 05:52:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [steps in again... the beach's really near. looks blissful after catcing a few waves]

yo ant! throw me a cold one!

i see everyone's back... not everyone.

we're missing a few people.




 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 05:54:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>[steps in again... the beach's really near. looks blissful after catcing a few waves]
>
>yo ant! throw me a cold one!
>
>i see everyone's back... not everyone.
>
>we're missing a few people.
>
>

yo dude!
head's up!

yeah... get a few more and we'll have our cheese fondue toga party... heh heh


 
addi Posted: Fri Nov 14 07:25:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  (Walks into living room in his Reebok sweats and an Italian "wife beater" t-shirt.)

"Hey, which one of you dingbats put the sheeps head on my bed?!Not Funny!"

(turns off Marley and grabs his guitar)
"Okay everyone, time for a group sing-a-long of Bob Denver songs. (sings)All my bags are packed..."

(Chanz grabs the nearest can of beer and heaves it at addi's head)
Addi: "Ouch, Damn it!That was just mean!"

(chanz puts Marley back on. "I don't want to wait in vain for your love...")

chanz: "Sorry, Dude. I was aiming for the guitar."

Addi: "Okay, no singing. Anyone up for a game of strip Scrabble?"




 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 09:12:38 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ok kids... this is gettin' out of hand.
i'll let you all kill each other.

dancer u there girl?
wanna go hijack a beer tanker with me?


 
FN Posted: Fri Nov 14 10:24:23 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *swings the door of his room (the palace o' luvvv) open and casually enters the room*

*as the door closes the light that was shining through the opening like the portal to heaven dims as well*

Hey ppl, everybody feelin' fine?

Nondegodvermiljaardevlammestedju Libra ou zouk wel es achterwaarts in de foef willen naaien omt op zen brusselmans te zeggen.

*loves the fact that he can say stuff without anybdy else understanding him*

*the moans of some very tired 16->22 year old girls can be heard from out of Christophe's room*

Remember guys, my room is off limits for all males, females are welcome though.


*accidently steps on the puppy*

Ow fuck, a rat!


Give me my chainsaw, quick!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Nov 14 10:30:58 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ok, i got a doobie as big as a hawgleg and who wants to play naked twister ?



 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 11:21:09 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [radios the local pimp and sends them the pictures of the girls in christophe's room via webcam]

[pimp radios back]

ooooh i see someone's a big spender at pussy galore aye chris tsk tsk


 
iggy Posted: Fri Nov 14 11:27:14 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>wanna go hijack a beer tanker with me?

starts the engine of the humvee.

dudes, we're gonna miss the beer train.

vehicle locked and loaded!!!!


 
joy Posted: Fri Nov 14 11:31:50 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [walks through the side door, grabs a smirnoff triple black from the fridge tosses coat and bag over a chair (i'll get it later, don't worry : P) walks over to the stereo, throws in a mix, track 1: george clinton & the parliament funkadelic - erotic city]

hey guys. what's up?

[kicks back in the hammockon the porch and lights a djarum]


 
Chaos Posted: Fri Nov 14 11:35:07 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  (helicopter arrives and lands on helipad on top of the mansion. Chaos gets out and walks through the rooftop entrance and down into the house. he is a little late for the beginning of the series but is here nonetheless.)

for his first night Chaos is throwing a party in his extravagant pad on the very top level of the house. from it, there is a beautiful view of the country side, mountains fading into the horizon.

all are invited! mixed drinks are ready at the bar ;)


 
libra Posted: Fri Nov 14 12:38:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:

>Hey ppl, everybody feelin' fine?
>
>Nondegodvermiljaardevlammestedju Libra ou zouk wel es achterwaarts in de foef willen naaien omt op zen brusselmans te zeggen.
>
>*loves the fact that he can say stuff without anybdy else understanding him*
>

Ok, I wanna know what that says christophe, since my name is in it! I looked online for a translator, but no one translates flemish. :P


>
>Remember guys, my room is off limits for all males, females are welcome though.
>
>
>*accidently steps on the puppy*
>
>Ow fuck, a rat!
>
>
>Give me my chainsaw, quick!

Christophe! If you hurt the puppy I will use that chainsaw on you!


 
libra Posted: Fri Nov 14 12:58:48 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *gets dressed all pretty and joins chaos at his party, bringing along some yummy food.*




 
Kira Posted: Fri Nov 14 14:36:06 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Black labs are terrible! Grr, Libra, please keep him outside.

*Leads her border collie, Molly, into the house.* Keep Addison's sheep and that lab kid out of the house, honey.

*Grabs her keys* If anyone wants me I'll be at the cafe eating all the chocolate. Chanz, you panty raid my room and I'll tell Mo!


 
Kira Posted: Fri Nov 14 14:46:57 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  This kind of thing is really fun in live chat--it's too bad we're all so spread out and can't all be on at the same time.

p.s. The pool is full of red jello.


 
Howitzer Posted: Fri Nov 14 15:56:27 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Howitzer stops by, reconizes helicopter on roof, pulls out the Cuban cigars, makes himself a drink, and hails a salute to an old friend. Talk of the world and driving goes on through the night, I speed away as the sun rises to a new day.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Nov 14 16:15:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *comes through the front door, puts on Sonique-It feels so good. Opens up a bottle of stolichnaya, takes a swig, then smokes his stogie. Takes of shirt and relaxes in front of TV to watch a rerun of The Cosby Show*


So guys, hows it going?


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Nov 14 16:33:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>*swings the door of his room (the palace o' luvvv) open and casually enters the room*
>
>*as the door closes the light that was shining through the opening like the portal to heaven dims as well*
>
>Hey ppl, everybody feelin' fine?
>
>Nondegodvermiljaardevlammestedju Libra ou zouk wel es achterwaarts in de foef willen naaien omt op zen brusselmans te zeggen.
>
>*loves the fact that he can say stuff without anybdy else understanding him*
>
>*the moans of some very tired 16->22 year old girls can be heard from out of Christophe's room*
>
>Remember guys, my room is off limits for all males, females are welcome though.
>
>
>*accidently steps on the puppy*
>
>Ow fuck, a rat!
>
>
>Give me my chainsaw, quick!



Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt!!!!!!!!



 
FN Posted: Fri Nov 14 18:07:42 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Christophe said:
>>*swings the door of his room (the palace o' luvvv) open and casually enters the room*
>>
>>*as the door closes the light that was shining through the opening like the portal to heaven dims as well*
>>
>>Hey ppl, everybody feelin' fine?
>>
>>Nondegodvermiljaardevlammestedju Libra ou zouk wel es achterwaarts in de foef willen naaien omt op zen brusselmans te zeggen.
>>
>>*loves the fact that he can say stuff without anybdy else understanding him*
>>
>>*the moans of some very tired 16->22 year old girls can be heard from out of Christophe's room*
>>
>>Remember guys, my room is off limits for all males, females are welcome though.
>>
>>
>>*accidently steps on the puppy*
>>
>>Ow fuck, a rat!
>>
>>
>>Give me my chainsaw, quick!
>
>
>
>Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt!!!!!!!!
>



Lol, da zouje wel willen eh :o) Ge zetjer ni goe genoeg veur jongen, kemze trouwes geruineerd veur elken andere gast, nekkeer dagget beste gad etj wildjet nimmer me minder stellen.


 
libra Posted: Fri Nov 14 19:22:35 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *Goes outside to jump from the gigantic trampoline to the jello pool. woo hoo! Then back inside to rinse off jello. *




 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 23:05:58 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [door slams open and in walks chanz and ant totally plastered] behind them 2 beer trailers...... with barrels of several dozen types of beer... yes even Belgian...

Ant : "hey kids... beer's served" *hic*, Dancer.... go crazy... heh heh...

Ant : "Chanz, that was a real cool hit eh..."

Chanz : "You don't say.. *hic* ... you don't say..."

Ant : "so...... what shall we raid next? a melted cheese nacho trailer? he heh...." *Hic* "Passeth the bong people.... i need a hit....."


 
antartica Posted: Fri Nov 14 23:08:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>>>Nondegodvermiljaardevlammestedju Libra ou zouk wel es achterwaarts in de foef willen naaien omt op zen brusselmans te zeggen.
>>Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt!!!!!!!!
>>

>Lol, da zouje wel willen eh :o) Ge zetjer ni goe genoeg veur jongen, kemze trouwes geruineerd veur elken andere gast, nekkeer dagget beste gad etj wildjet nimmer me minder stellen.

>Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt!!!!!!!!

Ant : *hic hic hic* "someone talk to Cris eh.... he's talking to himself again...." wheres that puppy now........ *hic*..... here puppy puppy puppy..... damn... gotta give it a name.... how about doG?


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Nov 15 00:07:28 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  So...about this party...

hehehe

looks like it already started!


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Nov 15 01:07:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Jumps in through the window severly lacerating his spleen. Aiieeeeee my spleen, is there a dog in need of beer here. I throw beer into the air then answer my mobile phone it's Foamyone but then he hangs up. Paramedics come and take me away (again)


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Nov 15 01:13:28 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  After a hasty retreat from the paramedics (carrying one of their good spleens) i return to the house make the necesary alterations in the toilet and rejoin the party. I have come dressed as a twat in 70s gear, with an afro, red wide collar shirt, flares and a disco jacket with Hif does it on subs studded onto the back.


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Nov 15 01:18:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Okay okay, did you hear the one about the British Prince and the servant i shout over the noise desperate to be the centre of attention. Hey everyone, hey look at me, look over hear. I finish the whiskey i am carrying then by mistake drink some pastis, Don't look at me now i howl then wretch out of the window i broke coming in.

Someone in the background whispers trusts the Brits to show up pissed and act the goat.


 
antartica Posted: Sat Nov 15 02:52:27 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Someone in the background whispers trusts the Brits to show up pissed and act the goat.

ant : "tell us something we dunno already... *hic hic hic*.... heh heh.... whwereeres tha bong....? FUCK da bong.... 'hif ma man.... give us a toke on the doobie?"

[drags on the doobie and plans another raid...... hmmmmmm vaguely remembers chanz mentioned something about panties...... takes a swig of Chivas Royal Salute....}


 
antartica Posted: Sat Nov 15 03:15:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  joy said:
>[walks through the side door, grabs a smirnoff triple black from the fridge tosses coat and bag over a chair (i'll get it later, don't worry : P) walks over to the stereo, throws in a mix, track 1: george clinton & the parliament funkadelic - erotic city]
>
>hey guys. what's up?
>
>[kicks back in the hammockon the porch and lights a djarum]

ant :
"hmmmmm djarums eh joy... could we have one... i'll make a doobie with this... heh heh ought to be good..."
"damn, got the munchies... anyone knows how to make double choco chip hash cookies?"
"else i'll just fry up a huge 'shroom omelette.... anyone for some?"

"holy be-jeesssus!!!! is that Addi's sheep trying to mount Molly? and why is the Lab and Addi missing..... HMMMMmmmmMMmMmmM"

[can't be fucked... i'm off to make 'shroom omelettes!]


 
libra Posted: Sat Nov 15 03:45:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>ant :
>"hmmmmm djarums eh joy... could we have one... i'll make a doobie with this... heh heh ought to be good..."
>"damn, got the munchies... anyone knows how to make double choco chip hash cookies?"
>"else i'll just fry up a huge 'shroom omelette.... anyone for some?"
>
>"holy be-jeesssus!!!! is that Addi's sheep trying to mount Molly? and why is the Lab and Addi missing..... HMMMMmmmmMMmMmmM"
>
>[can't be fucked... i'm off to make 'shroom omelettes!]


I could probably make those cookies for you. I'm pretty talented when it comes to baking...

and the dog is not to be violated in any way!


 
antartica Posted: Sat Nov 15 04:18:11 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:

>I could probably make those cookies for you. I'm pretty talented when it comes to baking...
>
>and the dog is not to be violated in any way!

easy easy.... was just commenting that i dun see doG and Addi.......

heh heh

well... i'm getting a crackin' on the 'shroom omelette... u wanna join me in the kitchen and bake up some hash cookies or brownies? whoopee dee doo......


 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 04:25:02 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *hic*

good hit good hit

[mutters something about hijacking the playboy mansion to ant, chaos, mat j, howitzwer, christophe, addison and dan]




 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 04:26:07 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>This kind of thing is really fun in live chat--it's too bad we're all so spread out and can't all be on at the same time.
>


i agree. but this is the best way to get everyone involved haha


 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:32:02 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????


 
dan632 Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:38:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????

yeahyeah, get some zig zag bars, some snap and crackle bars, mountain dew, jelly crystals, milk, ice cream, green ice cream topping, frosting sugar and a shitload of Red Eye


 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:51:52 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dan632 said:
>chanz said:
>>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????
>
>yeahyeah, get some zig zag bars, some snap and crackle bars, mountain dew, jelly crystals, milk, ice cream, green ice cream topping, frosting sugar and a shitload of Red Eye

bloody sounds like the amazing race to me


 
dan632 Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:55:25 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>dan632 said:
>>chanz said:
>>>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????
>>
>>yeahyeah, get some zig zag bars, some snap and crackle bars, mountain dew, jelly crystals, milk, ice cream, green ice cream topping, frosting sugar and a shitload of Red Eye
>
>bloody sounds like the amazing race to me

nooooo, just a cure for the munchies my funny green friend!


 
iggy Posted: Sat Nov 15 06:58:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [looks at all the gluttons in the house]

i think i need some modifications done to the car...

[goes out to the massive carpark filled with cars of all makes and brands...]

which one should i take.


[picks the cherokee jeep and starts welding a couple of shopping carts to the rear grilles.]

yo, ant! i need help in pillaging the stores!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Nov 15 08:26:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>After a hasty retreat from the paramedics (carrying one of their good spleens) i return to the house make the necesary alterations in the toilet and rejoin the party. I have come dressed as a twat in 70s gear, with an afro, red wide collar shirt, flares and a disco jacket with Hif does it on subs studded onto the back.

hey mat, why are you dressed up like huggy bear on starsky and hutch ?


 
Mesh Posted: Sat Nov 15 14:22:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????


*takes a swig of his stolichnaya*


Yeah, get me some mexican. I'll take four beef tacos, three cheese and oniion enchilada, chili con queso, two or three sopapillas, and a beef and potato chimichanga.



*fires up the bong*


 
libra Posted: Sat Nov 15 15:06:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????

could you get me some Chinese food?

*joins ant in the kitchen to start on the cookies and brownies*


 
antartica Posted: Sun Nov 16 07:27:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>[looks at all the gluttons in the house]
>
>i think i need some modifications done to the car...
>
>[goes out to the massive carpark filled with cars of all makes and brands...]
>
>which one should i take.
>
>
>[picks the cherokee jeep and starts welding a couple of shopping carts to the rear grilles.]
>
>yo, ant! i need help in pillaging the stores!

hey brah!!! *hic hic* i'm here. . . wanna stick this trailer on the back?


 
antartica Posted: Sun Nov 16 07:35:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>chanz said:
>>anyone wants takeout dinner while i'm out?????
>
>could you get me some Chinese food?
>
>*joins ant in the kitchen to start on the cookies and brownies*

hey hey hey.... the omelette is getting nice and fluffy! *hic*... damn i gotta get a glass of water.....

[gulps down first glass of something he sees].....

"oh the burn!!!! MESH!!!!!!!!! quit leaving glasses of Stoli laying around!!!!" mmmm good.... pass us a bottle here now... *hic!!!*

[flips omelette around] [heats up second pan]

"OI! you plonkers!!! omelette's nearli done. come geddit."
"Chanz mah man.... i'll be out in 5... then we go pillage the local hyper mart, plunder the fast food joints and rape the check out girls!!!! MWA HWA HWA HWA HA...[looks out window] erm... chanz... dun think we can drive through the aisle's with the trolleys on the side... may have to move a few of them to the front eh bro?"

"OK!!!!! come get your Happy Omelettes!!!!, leave some for me, i'll save it for after the pillaging! HEH EH HEH"

"Libra, Baby... them cookies are smelling sooooooo good.... need any help licking the batter off?... hmmmm you got some on your lips there..... heh heh... any preference on the Chinese take away?"


 
iggy Posted: Sun Nov 16 09:03:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  errr... on second thoughts....

i think i'd be running off alone


 
antartica Posted: Sun Nov 16 10:42:08 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>errr... on second thoughts....
>
>i think i'd be running off alone

killjoy!


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Nov 16 17:06:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *runs into the kitchen, eats half the cookies libra just baked before any one even know they are done. Takes another swig of stolichnaya, takes off his clothes and runs around the house screaming*



AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
iggy Posted: Sun Nov 16 19:54:32 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [back from supermart]

ok, the orders are at the driveway... go get what u wanted

[damn i need to rob a cargo of gold to pay off the expenses]


 
libra Posted: Sun Nov 16 20:10:15 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>[back from supermart]
>
>ok, the orders are at the driveway... go get what u wanted
>
>[damn i need to rob a cargo of gold to pay off the expenses]

ooo oo let's play pirates! cause pirates are very cool, and hot...where's johnny depp?


 
iggy Posted: Sun Nov 16 23:13:25 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  there's no johnny depp...
but we have a resident johnny bravo here...

*shouts out to ant*

yo bravo man!


 
iggy Posted: Sun Nov 16 23:16:36 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  damn, i'm tired of all these looting and robbing.

i'm just gonna chill like out here in my hammock.

[sets off montion sensor death rays around hammock area]

do not disturb my rest


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Nov 17 00:50:03 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>damn, i'm tired of all these looting and robbing.
>
>i'm just gonna chill like out here in my hammock.
>
>[sets off montion sensor death rays around hammock area]
>
>do not disturb my rest


*THROWS A GRAPE THROUGH THE DEATH RAYS, HITTING CHANZ IN THE HEAD*

*CHANZ SITS UP MUMBLING ABOUT SOMEONE IS FUCKING DEAD MEAT*


*MESHUGGAH POINTS AT LIBRA AND SWEET-P*


IT WAS THEM, I'M TELLING YA, I SAWR THE WHOLE THING.


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 17 00:58:39 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hmmm sweet p? should we join in the fray or should we run?

*pulls out water gun...*


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 17 01:20:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [disarms death ray]

[whips out super soaker the mother of all water guns filled with itchy lotion and starts spraying the entire room]

i don't care who did it... all of u shall pay for waking me up!!!


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 17 01:21:48 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *tsk tsks chanz as she dodges out of the way*

rather a violent one aren't you?


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 17 02:37:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  not violent...

[takes out chainsaw]

am not violent

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sweet p Posted: Mon Nov 17 02:56:10 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [walks in slowly]
[wearing goggles]
[every pocket on her cargo pants is filled with a water bottle]

[pulls out her MONSTER XL SUPER SOAKER (best super soaker ever) and checks her extra ammo (water bottles...each filled with one of: hot sauce, vinegar, mustard, ink, lemon juice)]


I'M IN!


[throws Libra some googles, her CPS SPLASHZOOKA, and 2 extra water bottles]


GET READY! PUT ON THE GOOGLES! AND AIM FOR THE FACE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 17 03:10:09 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [runs into secret lab under the mansion
puts on a cybernetic ninja 2010 suit all assesories included batteries too
jumps into escape pod and enters the mansion from secret tunnel behind sweet P and libra]

*whispers into their ears*
now u shall pay for your insolence



 
Dancer Posted: Mon Nov 17 05:00:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *wakes up*

somebody just came in? nah, don't think so..must be my imagination, this a secret dungeon.. good for storing my beers..ehhehe

* continues to drink beer..and wonders how's the rest..*

*maybe i should go out...*

SHUCKS!!!

discovers escape pod missing. whadafuck!!who;'s that bastard!! cellphone outta connection....

knocks out.




 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 17 07:35:22 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Addi walks into the chaos with a sheepish grin on his face and screams at the top of his lungs,
"Quiet Everybody!!"
(the group stops their activities and looks at him)
"Addi: "Look at this place! It's a pig stye!! I want everyone the stop messing around and start cleaning up this place right now. Honestly, I don't know how you people can stand to live in such a mess!"
(20 seconds of stunned silence from the gang)
Sweet P then grabs her Monster XL Super soaker and shoots a blast at his crotch, making a direct hit and putting Addi on the floor doubled over in agony.
Mesh breaks the silence: "I say, jolly good shot there, Sweet!"
(all the GTers return to their roudiness)



 
antartica Posted: Mon Nov 17 08:34:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Addi walks into the chaos with a sheepish grin on his face and screams at the top of his lungs,
>"Quiet Everybody!!"
>(the group stops their activities and looks at him)
>"Addi: "Look at this place! It's a pig stye!! I want everyone the stop messing around and start cleaning up this place right now. Honestly, I don't know how you people can stand to live in such a mess!"
>(20 seconds of stunned silence from the gang)
>Sweet P then grabs her Monster XL Super soaker and shoots a blast at his crotch, making a direct hit and putting Addi on the floor doubled over in agony.
>Mesh breaks the silence: "I say, jolly good shot there, Sweet!"
>(all the GTers return to their roudiness)
>

*hic hic hic*
hee hee.... did that hurt Addi?

[Ant fills Super Duper Soaker 4500 with a 50-50 mixture of Stoli & Orange juice and with every moan of Addi's aims a shot at Addi's mouth!]

Ant : "Drink up Addi! Dun be shy buddy. There's more where that came from... heh heh got a whole truck load of spirits out side and a beer tanker... heh heh heh. And after you can stand up and walk, help yourself to the most lovely hash cookies that Libra baked up!...

Libra, them cookies are most excellent ! ! !

anyone leave any Happy Omelettes for me... i think i'll have some now.... some kill joy refused to allow me to tag along on his pillage, rape and burn whoopee trip....."

[sulking away munching away on omelettes and cookies washing it down with Blue Label........and suddenly notices a permanant marker laying beside KO'ed Dancer....]

Ant : "Hey kids... KO'ed Dancer..... Permanant marker set.... who's up for it?"


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Nov 17 08:52:23 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mmmmmm, libra and sweet p in soaking wet tee shirts.
king thong is happy !


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Nov 17 14:40:35 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>mat_j said:
>>After a hasty retreat from the paramedics (carrying one of their good spleens) i return to the house make the necesary alterations in the toilet and rejoin the party. I have come dressed as a twat in 70s gear, with an afro, red wide collar shirt, flares and a disco jacket with Hif does it on subs studded onto the back.
>
>hey mat, why are you dressed up like huggy bear on starsky and hutch ?

Cause i got the word on the street


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Nov 17 15:02:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Re-enters the house into remembering having left. I have a briefcase in one hand and a big black revolver in the other, i have a "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge" look in my eye

Antartica turns to me looking a little crazy in the eye too and says "As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit!"

I wasn't aware i had given this man my power of attorney but i thought it wise to follow his advice, i didn't tell him about the bats though, he'd see them soon enough


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Nov 17 15:10:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *fills up super soaker with stolichnaya, shoots it in own mouth* mmmmm boy thats a good.



*takes out key chain water gun, fills it with its maximum of 1/16 ounces of water, and squirts a drop or two before its empty*


Ahhhhh damn, looks like im siting this one out guys.

*once again takes off his clothes and runs aroung the house screaming*


ICH MAG VODKA, UND DICH MAG ICH AUCH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs after libras dog*


 
addi Posted: Mon Nov 17 15:18:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:

>
>*once again takes off his clothes and runs aroung the house screaming*
>
>
>ICH MAG VODKA, UND DICH MAG ICH AUCH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs after libras dog*

I'm getting a visual on this. Very funny, and yet very disturbing at the same time.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Nov 17 15:28:22 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>meshuggah said:
>
>>
>>*once again takes off his clothes and runs aroung the house screaming*
>>
>>
>>ICH MAG VODKA, UND DICH MAG ICH AUCH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs after libras dog*
>
>I'm getting a visual on this. Very funny, and yet very disturbing at the same time.


lol

*throws a tomato at addison*


 
libra Posted: Mon Nov 17 16:46:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  for the last time! be nice to the dog!

*picks up the puppy and retreats to room to check her email*


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Nov 17 19:24:42 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *goes into the kitchen to fix some susketeeos*




HEY, SOME ONE ORDER A PIZZA WOULD YA, IM A SUCH A HUNGRY BASTARD RIGHT NOW!!!




*Puts clothes back on, for now*


 
iggy Posted: Mon Nov 17 19:36:14 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  [ninja chanz jumps into secret tunnel and follows libra back into room to spy on her email for more gossip]




 
Mesh Posted: Tue Nov 18 02:43:11 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *take off clohtes and runa round nekkid, chaseing aafter teh girls and gdog*




AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



*fall down from tired*


Im pooped, som eone get my stolcihnaya NOW!!!!!!!!!!!11


 
antartica Posted: Tue Nov 18 03:04:01 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>*take off clohtes and runa round nekkid, chaseing aafter teh girls and gdog*
>
>
>
>
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
>
>
>*fall down from tired*
>
>
>Im pooped, som eone get my stolcihnaya NOW!!!!!!!!!!!11

throws bottle of Stoli at Mesh....

"OI Mesh! Heads UP!!!!"

{whoops mesh in the middle of his forehead}

"Woo Hoo!!! BULLS EYE!!!!"


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 18 05:47:56 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  {ninja chanz sneaks up from behind and chugs a couple of bottles of stoli into mesh's throat...}

mwah ha ha ha


 
antartica Posted: Tue Nov 18 07:18:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>{ninja chanz sneaks up from behind and chugs a couple of bottles of stoli into mesh's throat...}
>
>mwah ha ha ha

OI! ninja boy.... why waste good stoli on wasted Mesh?


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Nov 18 13:42:00 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Notices the silent lurker Dystortion sneaking around in the background and empties revolver into him.

....

Fuck

....

Chaaaanz, i think i killed one of the lurkers- oh yeah i did [cough], oh , he's covered in crap, man fuck, somebody call the wolf

Addi- He's engaged


Myself- Then get Hif, he's just as good


 
iggy Posted: Tue Nov 18 19:59:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  u got one of them? damn lurkers

[pats mat j on the back]

good job comrade... jolly good job i say. in fact this damn carcass should be stuffed and framed up in the road kill room in the house.

i'm going to call the resident stuffer. where's hif again???


 
antartica Posted: Wed Nov 19 06:03:04 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>u got one of them? damn lurkers
>
>[pats mat j on the back]
>
>good job comrade... jolly good job i say. in fact this damn carcass should be stuffed and framed up in the road kill room in the house.
>
>i'm going to call the resident stuffer. where's hif again???

well... now u mentioned it... 'hif's missing, so are the dogs......

hmmmmmmm


 
Kira Posted: Wed Nov 19 11:11:16 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>
>well... now u mentioned it... 'hif's missing, so are the dogs......
>
>hmmmmmmm

MY dog is my room where none of you wackos can mess her up. :P

....

*Goes to check her room just in case.*


 
libra Posted: Wed Nov 19 16:50:01 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  why must we always torture the animals?

*like the animal lover and tree-hugger that she is, Libra goes through the house for all things meat or leather, throws them out, and keeps the still unnamed puppy with her at ALL times*


 
Kira Posted: Wed Nov 19 17:04:32 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  We should name the puppy Hayoo. Hayoo is a cool name for a doggie, and this way the boys could remember his name, because they'd call him "Hey you!" anyway. :)


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Nov 19 17:50:13 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>why must we always torture the animals?
>
>*like the animal lover and tree-hugger that she is, Libra goes through the house for all things meat or leather, throws them out, and keeps the still unnamed puppy with her at ALL times*



*Goes to a speciallty store, buys pigs feet and cow tongue, and eats them RAW right in front of libra, while looking menacingly at her dog*



And oh, can some body tell me , why it is my head is hurting? It feels like someone hit it with a bottle or something.


 
libra Posted: Wed Nov 19 23:53:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>We should name the puppy Hayoo. Hayoo is a cool name for a doggie, and this way the boys could remember his name, because they'd call him "Hey you!" anyway. :)

i like that name. Hayoo he is.



 
antartica Posted: Thu Nov 20 09:33:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>libra said:
>>why must we always torture the animals?
>>
>>*like the animal lover and tree-hugger that she is, Libra goes through the house for all things meat or leather, throws them out, and keeps the still unnamed puppy with her at ALL times*
>
>
>
>*Goes to a speciallty store, buys pigs feet and cow tongue, and eats them RAW right in front of libra, while looking menacingly at her dog*
>
>
>
>And oh, can some body tell me , why it is my head is hurting? It feels like someone hit it with a bottle or something.

awwww.... you poor sod. wanna some asprin?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Nov 20 13:44:35 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>>
>>And oh, can some body tell me , why it is my head is hurting? It feels like someone hit it with a bottle or something.
>
>awwww.... you poor sod. wanna some asprin?

careful mesh, he keeps extacy in his aspirin bottle !


 
antartica Posted: Sat Nov 22 02:55:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>antartica said:
>>>
>>>And oh, can some body tell me , why it is my head is hurting? It feels like someone hit it with a bottle or something.
>>
>>awwww.... you poor sod. wanna some asprin?
>
>careful mesh, he keeps extacy in his aspirin bottle !

damn... caught !


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Jan 4 16:43:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Damn yous and you drugs ant, damn yous.


But on the other hand, give that shit here.

*takes down a couple of pills with his stoli*

COMIN A YEEEEEEEEEHAH


 
antartica Posted: Mon Jan 5 02:37:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  OI!

before ya leave for a while Mesh... passes that bottle back...


 



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