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Merry GT'mas Song
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 10:03:09 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  (really thought there were more verses to this one. Once again had a long list of names to include that didn't make it...Sorry!)


The GT'mas Song
(sung to the Christmas Song)

Mesh's nuts roasting on an open fire
Ifihadahif sucking on Sail's toe
Naked Libra photos being hung by a wire
And SntSaturn dressed up like a sleezy hoe
Sweetie P knows a G-string and some mistletoe
Helps to make Christophe's season bright
Wasted Ant with his eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to pee tonight

They know that chanz is on his way
He's bringing lots of pills and pilsner on his sleigh
And every GT plinker is gonna try
To see if Aeon's apron has a knot to untie (Oh, My!)

And now I'm apologizing for this silly song
To GTer's from sixteen to forty-nine
Although it's been said too many times, too many ways
Merry GT'mas to you!


 
sweet p Posted: Fri Dec 5 13:55:55 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  : ) Nice work! Wonderful opening line...

My roommate is obsessed with Christmas caroles...She started playing them around the house in early NOVEMBER. Don't know if I can survive til Christmas....


 
libra Posted: Fri Dec 5 14:04:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Good job addison!

Merry Christmas everyone!!




 
Kira Posted: Fri Dec 5 15:31:01 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Dude, you keep calling me Sail. I'm not on a boat, man, I dun' catch the wind for no bad-mouthed sailors.


 
antartica Posted: Fri Dec 5 15:35:18 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>Dude, you keep calling me Sail. I'm not on a boat, man, I dun' catch the wind for no bad-mouthed sailors.

ouch! keep them claws!!!

LOL
i'm no ant... but i dun mind ;)


Yo Addi.... nice =) thanks dude


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 16:12:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>Sailovzi said:
>>Dude, you keep calling me Sail. I'm not on a boat, man, I dun' catch the wind for no bad-mouthed sailors.
>
>ouch! keep them claws!!!
>
>LOL
>i'm no ant... but i dun mind ;)
>
>
>Yo Addi.... nice =) thanks dude

Always a pleasure for you Ant artica!

Sailovzi..when I'm trying to fit a name into a song I try (not always successfully) to match the sylabols from the origonal song. "sail" fit better there. Not to worry though, I'll keep your tag out of any future songs so as not to inadverantly tick you off.

BTW it ain't "Dude". it's Mark, or Addi, or Addison, or Sheepdip. Thanks : )


 
Kira Posted: Fri Dec 5 16:25:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>
>Always a pleasure for you Ant artica!
>
>Sailovzi..when I'm trying to fit a name into a song I try (not always successfully) to match the sylabols from the origonal song. "sail" fit better there. Not to worry though, I'll keep your tag out of any future songs so as not to inadverantly tick you off.
>
>BTW it ain't "Dude". it's Mark, or Addi, or Addison, or Sheepdip. Thanks : )

It's funny when you think I'm mad at you and you get all sincere. ;P


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 16:36:12 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:

>
>It's funny when you think I'm mad at you and you get all sincere. ;P

Well QUIT doing that to me!! I'm very gullible you know. lol


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Dec 5 16:44:03 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>addison said:
>>
>>Always a pleasure for you Ant artica!
>>
>>Sailovzi..when I'm trying to fit a name into a song I try (not always successfully) to match the sylabols from the origonal song. "sail" fit better there. Not to worry though, I'll keep your tag out of any future songs so as not to inadverantly tick you off.
>>
>>BTW it ain't "Dude". it's Mark, or Addi, or Addison, or Sheepdip. Thanks : )
>
>It's funny when you think I'm mad at you and you get all sincere. ;P

i agree, it is funny. . .


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 16:49:30 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>
>i agree, it is funny. . .

Hey, mind your own beeswax, Toe Sucker!! :)


 
sweet p Posted: Fri Dec 5 17:01:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>ifihadahif said:
>
>>
>>i agree, it is funny. . .
>
>Hey, mind your own beeswax, Toe Sucker!! :)

No no, they're both right. It's HILARIOUS.



 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 17:32:57 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh, Suuuure! Let's all have a laugh at Addi's expense!

**goes to Northpole.com and starts typing to Santa

Dear Mr. Claus,
Please make the following additions to your Naughty list (in no particular order)The following GTers have been taking advantage of my good and noble nature:
1.SailOVSI
2. Ifihadabrain
3. Sourpuss P
4...?


 
SntSaturn Posted: Fri Dec 5 18:03:31 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  aww, Merry Christmas.

Thanks for keepin me in mind Addi... even if it is as sleezy hoe. ;)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Dec 5 18:17:38 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Oh, Suuuure! Let's all have a laugh at Addi's expense!
>
>**goes to Northpole.com and starts typing to Santa
>
>Dear Mr. Claus,
>Please make the following additions to your Naughty list (in no particular order)The following GTers have been taking advantage of my good and noble nature:
>1.SailOVSI
>2. Ifihadabrain
>3. Sourpuss P
>4...?

does this mean i won't get sweet p in handcuffs for christmas ?
:(


 
antartica Posted: Fri Dec 5 18:49:41 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>ifihadahif said:
>
>>
>>i agree, it is funny. . .
>
>Hey, mind your own beeswax, Toe Sucker!! :)

HA HA HA!!! THAT'S A NEW ONE! ! !
i like... HA HA HA!!


 
antartica Posted: Fri Dec 5 18:52:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Oh, Suuuure! Let's all have a laugh at Addi's expense!
>
>**goes to Northpole.com and starts typing to Santa
>
>Dear Mr. Claus,
>Please make the following additions to your Naughty list (in no particular order)The following GTers have been taking advantage of my good and noble nature:
>1.SailOVSI
>2. Ifihadabrain
>3. Sourpuss P
>4...?

oh boy oh boy oh boy! ! ! !

lookee y'all now.... hope yer sorry fer pissin' off little sheep lover here...

ok here Addi....tell ya wat. i'll distract lil Bo Beep and you have a ball okie....heh heh heh....you have your fun i'll have mine, but if she suddenly gives me her number, i'll run like i've never run before!!!

oh...btw
Merry X'mas all =))


 
Kira Posted: Fri Dec 5 19:15:59 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  BTW, Addison, I really like your song. It's really well put together.


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 19:46:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>BTW, Addison, I really like your song. It's really well put together.

Hmmm...I know there's a hidden slam in there somewhere...


Thank you, Sailvozi


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 19:54:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  SntSaturn said:
>aww, Merry Christmas.
>
>Thanks for keepin me in mind Addi... even if it is as sleezy hoe. ;)

That was a typo SntSaturn. It was supposed to read "like a sleepy doe" (as in female deer). sorry


 
iggy Posted: Fri Dec 5 20:26:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  merry christmas every one!!!

ok, i'm not a big fan of this occasion. but merry christmas and a happy new year....

excuse me while i dress up as santa and go loot the local mall and beat up children


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 20:34:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>merry christmas every one!!!
>
>ok, i'm not a big fan of this occasion. but merry christmas and a happy new year....
>
>excuse me while i dress up as santa and go loot the local mall and beat up children

Don't forget to drop off some pills and beer when you're flying over Atlanta Christmas Eve, chanz. (I've been good this year, maybe you could throw in a couple viagras)


 
antartica Posted: Fri Dec 5 21:45:21 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>chanz said:
>>merry christmas every one!!!
>>
>>ok, i'm not a big fan of this occasion. but merry christmas and a happy new year....
>>
>>excuse me while i dress up as santa and go loot the local mall and beat up children
>
>Don't forget to drop off some pills and beer when you're flying over Atlanta Christmas Eve, chanz. (I've been good this year, maybe you could throw in a couple viagras)

NO no NO no NO!!!
Viagra is so passe now... what ya realli want is Cialis...!!! good for 36 hours! ;) and also "on demand"


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 5 22:16:42 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>
>NO no NO no NO!!!
>Viagra is so passe now... what ya realli want is Cialis...!!! good for 36 hours! ;) and also "on demand"

Oh I didn't mean for me. It was for my neighbor. Yeah he's having problems. But if this cialis is better maybe I should find some for me...I mean him


 
sweet p Posted: Fri Dec 5 23:18:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Dear Mr. Claus,
>Please make the following additions to your Naughty list (in no particular order)The following GTers have been taking advantage of my good and noble nature:
>1.SailOVSI
>2. Ifihadabrain
>3. Sourpuss P
>4...?


: P
I'm good!

[but you can leave Hif on there...I'm not in the handcuffing mood.]



 
dan632 Posted: Sat Dec 6 00:24:25 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm sick of that "Christmas Cheer" crap, i don't mind the day but the whole idea that we are supposed to act a certain way around this time of year just fucken shits me.
here's my favourite christmas song:
"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snaped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas


 
antartica Posted: Sat Dec 6 00:30:28 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  this was the song we used to sing in school at this time of year...

fill the school with gasoline
fa la la la la la la la la

light a match and throw it in
fa la la la la la la la la

watch the school burn down to ashes
fa la la la la la la la la

aren't you glad you played with matches
fa la la la la la la la la


 
Mouse Posted: Sat Dec 6 00:45:04 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Damn Antartica, I think your smilie could use some R&R big time...
Fun songs peoples, Happy Yule.
GLOP [Get Lots Of Presents;)]

Mouse


 
addi Posted: Sat Dec 6 07:23:44 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dan632Scrooge said:
>i'm sick of that "Christmas Cheer" crap, i don't mind the day but the whole idea that we are supposed to act a certain way around this time of year just fucken shits me.


Bah Humbug!

Relax, Dan. The authorities haven't sent out any directives ordering people to "act a certain way" this time of year. Yeah there is a lot of crass commercialism here in the States that sickens me, but I won't let that ruin the spirit of the season. I love this time of year because it brings back happy memories from childhood, because of the change of seasons (snow!), because I know I will be with my family (and I understand I won't have many years left to say that with my parents), and because of time off from work. I know it sounds stupid, but there's something magical about the weeks before Christmas to me. These days there's very little magic in my life. Getting through the pressures of everyday living sometimes seems overbearing. I, for one, embrace any occasion that let's me escape from that for a short time without the use of alcohol or drugs. Ignore the nonsense that comes with this time of year and embrace the good things.
God bless you dan, and God bless us every one!



 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Dec 6 07:29:47 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  well said addie, i'm with you on this one. it seems to take me a little longer each year to get in the christmas spirit, but it always comes. hell, this year even the commercialism isn't getting me down.
merry christmas everyone !


 
FN Posted: Sat Dec 6 07:52:45 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I hate christmass.


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Dec 7 15:48:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Seasons Greetings from meshuggah


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Dec 3 16:09:12 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Wow, 2003, really? Incredible. Christmas '07 is almost here.



So who wants to buy me a 360? I'll make you a card to complete the gift exchange shenannigans.


 



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