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Goth fan? not sure? read this!
iggy Posted: Fri Dec 5 20:54:58 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You Might Be A Goth If...



You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit

You like to play dead in public

You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face

The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"

The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child

You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer

You go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people"

You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones

You refer to your age in mortal years

You buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose

Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years

You've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery

You own 16 or more Cleopatra c.d.'s

You own even 1 Projekt c.d.

You can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier, then decide Wednesday blows them both away

You were disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait of two farmers

You think of the hearse as a "family car"

You own a glow-in-the-dark rosary that alternates between your neck and the rearview mirror in your car

You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years

You have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times

Your purse is large, square and metal

You argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic view on vampires

You and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards

You spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre

Your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way they used to

Your girlfriend complains that you look better in her black, velvet skirt than she does

You refer to others as "The Normals"

You are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band

Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently

You accost Christians with pamphlets on the street

You and your boyfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs

This list made you depressed.




 
mat_j Posted: Sun Dec 7 12:38:52 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hahahha goths are funny in a way that if they were something else they really woldn't be so funny





goths



hahahaha those guys kill me


 
Puck Posted: Sat Jan 3 03:38:53 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  In response to chanz'z post:
line 7-I prefer Perkins and Ihop
line 8-I've had a dead rose on a shelf for about 3 years>
Line 14-I love Projekt, but i only have bootleg copies. Hey, I'd buy'em if I had money.
Line 15-I can't decide between Wednesday Adams and Lydia Deitz(Beteljuice, the movie)
Line 21-I keep my change in a drawstring bag and my cash in a duct tape-covered Ghostbuster Wallet
Line 22-I stick with WhiteWolf for my Vamp info.
Line 27-I refer to other people as normals, normies, or humans. Often to their faces.
Line 28-I'm so very happy that no one has even heard of the type music I listen to.
Line 32-The list didn't make me depressed, just sad that people can throw on some clothes and make-up and call themselves goth. fuckin' posers.

Check out Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez. hit slavelabor.com while you're at it.


 
Puck Posted: Sat Jan 3 03:41:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>hahahaha those guys kill me


Some would, if they saw that you posted that. I'm not threatening you, I'm just sayin'.


 
dan632 Posted: Sat Jan 3 04:00:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  goths are absolute fuckwits, they WISH they were from the 14th century maybe then they'll all die of the plague


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Jan 18 01:41:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dan632 said:
>goths are absolute fuckwits, they WISH they were from the 14th century maybe then they'll all die of the plague

hahahahaha

I love this guy as much as i hate him :D

Also the original Goths were a bunch of blondy Germans


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Jan 18 01:43:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>mat_j said:
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>>hahahaha those guys kill me
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>Some would, if they saw that you posted that. I'm not threatening you, I'm just sayin'.

Nah, Goths can't fight, they're too malnourished. That finger armour shite doesn't help if you've got arms like monty Burns


 
Puck Posted: Sat Jan 24 00:51:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Nah, Goths can't fight, they're too malnourished. That finger armour shite doesn't help if you've got arms like monty Burns

That's true for most of the ones I know, but none are as bad as Mr Burns.


 



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