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T'was the night before...
addi Posted: Fri Dec 19 19:55:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a GTer was stirring, not even young mouse;
The thongs were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that some plinkers soon would be there;

Chanz was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of dead liberals played in hif’s head;
And Ant with a half pint, spilled schnapps on his lap,
Had just blacked out for a long winter's nap,

When out by the hot tub there arose such a clatter,
Jazer sprang from the toilet, making sure not to splatter.
Aeon flew to the window, with mat_j close behind,
dan632 opened the shutters, a sight they did they find!

The moon cast its glow on the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of females to the objects below.
When, what to our wandering hands should appear,
But a Benz limousine full of plinkers, Oh Cheer!

With a driver so nimble, so lively he hastened,
We knew in a moment it must be St. Jason.
More rapid than Christophe in a brothel they came,
And we whistled, and shouted, and howled by name!

"Now Sweet P! now, Dancer! now, bluellama and Sailovzi!
On, misszero! On, SntSaturn!, on marsi and socialy D!
From the top of our lungs! to these vixens we call!
Come to us! Come to us! Come to us all!"

As dry tongues that before cool water do sip,
We waited and watched, with drool on lip.
Then up towards the house came the plinkers in pair,
With a gleam in their eyes, and one with red hair!

And then, all together, we in reverence did kneel
And said a prayer for the joy in our hearts we did feel.
As Malik said his “Amen!”, we all heard the loud sound,
Down the front steps our presents came with a bound.

m*a*s* was dressed in bright feathers, from her head to her toe,
And Libra’s clothes were silver tinsel, with a small tiny bow.
A bundle of goodies St. Jason had flung on his back,
And he looked like a drug peddler, opening his pack.

Choke’s eyes-how they twinkled! His nipples so merry!
Seeing cheeks like pink bubbles, that would pop like a cherry!
Novrain’s festive tatoo’s were done by a pro,
And jennemmer’s virginal dress was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe was passed teeth to teeth,
And the smoke it encircled our minds like a wreath.
Koff had a broad face and a little pot belly,
That shook when he cussed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was grumpy and crude, a right hateful young elf,
And we laughed when we heard him, in spite of ourself!
A wink from an eye when nothing was said,
Soon led us to know that we might go to bed.

We spoke not a word, as we turned off our phones,
Then filled all their stockings, with sweat and low moans.
Then St. Jason laid his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the staircase they rose!

He sprang to the limo, to his girls gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he waved with delight,
"Happy Christmas to all plonkers, and to all plinkers good-night!"

I'm heading home for Christmas. Just wanted to leave this as a gift to ya'll, cuz I'm a cheap son of a bitch!
See you in a week. Have a safe and HAPPY holiday friends.


 
libra Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:06:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  awww, addi how sweet. I'm one of jason's christmas whores.

But really, that's great, you're very talented at writing these things for us. It's always happy when there's a new one.

Have a good Christmas Addison, and everyone else as well.


 
choke Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:12:03 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that was a coolaz cristmus prezzy :) cept im not a guy :P BUT all the same its got heapsa cristmus cheer :)

my sister tied me 2 a chair by my little finger on my right hand so i have to use my left. this is taking ages. lol :) have a good cristmus addison


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:16:53 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>that was a coolaz cristmus prezzy :) cept im not a guy :P


Shit! Shit! Shit! Sorry choke. Made some assumptions I shouldn't have. If you ever want to be one of the guys though we'd love to have you : )

And thanks, Libra. BTW don't look now, but there's a beaver on your head.


 
choke Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:24:21 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Shit! Shit! Shit! Sorry choke. Made some assumptions I shouldn't have. If you ever want to be one of the guys though we'd love to have you : )

LOL thanx 4 the offer and not a problem. I suppose choke isnt a very feminine name so ill forgive u :P I'm just happy i was in the jingle :D



 
libra Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:24:24 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>choke said:
>>that was a coolaz cristmus prezzy :) cept im not a guy :P
>
>
>And thanks, Libra. BTW don't look now, but there's a beaver on your head.

hehe, it's my friend's 'pimp' hat from the lingerie party we went to at another friend's house.


 
misszero Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:26:07 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yay! i knew my renewed interest in posting instead of lurking in the shadows would get me some recognition some way or another. High five for christmas whores!


 
addi Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:37:17 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ya know come to think of it I should have put choke with the plinkers and had bluellama with us plonkers.
*slap in the head

and I don't know how in the hell I could have forgot mesh. He would have been a great St. Jason's helper.

5 days and not one cig. That's probably why I'm screwing up.


 
choke Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:46:09 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  its a funny poem :) its good stop beatn urself up about it :P N congrats :)


 
Kira Posted: Fri Dec 19 20:57:40 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LOL..?


 
Mouse Posted: Fri Dec 19 21:58:16 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I... I got mentioned in one of Addi's songs?
*wipes a tear from eye* I'm so honored.
Another good one, Addi, cheers.
Mouse


 
antartica Posted: Fri Dec 19 22:40:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  cheerio Addi =))

happy xmas and a merry new year!!


 
JAZER Posted: Sat Dec 20 00:03:01 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Im so touched. I played such a major role in that one man! Thanks for the recognition man. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone... (even the liberals and democrats) ;)


 
Malik Posted: Sat Dec 20 05:26:55 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Nice, addison. The part about dead liberals dancing in hif's head really made my bright early morning. :)

I don't get the part about me saying, "Amen" though. Do I come off as a bible thumper? Or is it that I just haven't been here long enough to make any lasting impressions?

I think I just answered my question... :)


 
FN Posted: Sat Dec 20 06:42:46 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Nice man :o)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Dec 20 08:30:07 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  :)


 
webmaster Posted: Sat Dec 20 12:53:06 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *clap clap*


 
marsi Posted: Sat Dec 20 16:13:38 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ha, ha, ... merry Christmas addi and merry Christmas to all GTers


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Dec 21 06:12:26 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hahaha always a great pleasure to feature in one of your great works old bean congratulations on raising the bar again.

Merry christmas to all especially the Whiskey (and kentucky bourbon) drinkers.


 
novemberrain Posted: Sun Dec 21 08:33:51 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  truly awesome, addi. my tattoos and I thank you:)

happy holidays to everyone. may you all be spending it with those you care about.


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Dec 21 16:39:54 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  nice


 
antartica Posted: Tue Dec 23 07:20:26 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  novrain said:
>may you all be spending it with those you care about.

yeah...i'm not, but thanks for the thought


 
JAZER Posted: Tue Dec 23 08:50:34 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  How come Ant?


 
antartica Posted: Tue Dec 23 23:30:43 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  JAZER said:
>How come Ant?

coz i work o'seas and this year it's my turn to be working... so here i am... away from Chanz, Mo, Dancer, Ennui... but still with you all... =)


 
bluellama Posted: Wed Dec 24 00:28:33 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  True, I would have liked to be a plonker, but still wonderfully done Addi. Merry Christmas to you. Thanks for some holiday spirit. Happy whatever you celebrate everyone!
And yes, it is always great to be recognized by the great and holy Addi.


 



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