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Mesh Posted: Wed Dec 31 19:54:37 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Happy fucking new year everyone.

I personally hate new years. It just reminds me of how fast time is going by and how little I have done.


 
novemberrain Posted: Wed Dec 31 20:36:49 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Happy fucking new year everyone.
>
>I personally hate new years. It just reminds me of how fast time is going by and how little I have done.

I agree. It just depresses me to think how much time has gone by and how I've managed to accomplish nothing.


 
Malik Posted: Wed Dec 31 21:26:29 2003 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I usually like new year, but this year I'm just pissed.

Normally I spend the new year with a group of friends that has grown/evolved/changed but is still the same core group of good friends that have been togeather since before middle school (when we first all met).

But this year, we have company over. More than one family of friends from more than once city. They've traveled long to get here, yeah, yeah.

Anyways, I was first told by my parents that I could go to the party, then I was told that I had to stay with the family for a little while, shooting off a half-ass bunch of fireworks, going to the party after that. Then, when we are out blowing up firecrackers, I am told that my pseudo-cousin, age 14, had a party that /he/ was going to, but was forced to miss it for this gettogeather.

So, by some jump of logic, I'm not allowed to spend new years with my friends at all, because my cousin can't. I asked if it was okay if he could come along, but that would probably "make him feel uncomfortable."

Right now, I was allowed to drive home to "put some ham in the oven" and to call my friends to tell them I'm not going to be over.

It just pisses me off. And I don't really expect to do anything about it, but I'm just getting out my distaste for _this_ new year.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Jan 1 05:05:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  new year, freash start, fuck off rachel u heathanistic bitch!!


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Jan 1 10:16:22 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Fucking tremendous new year Down't pub. Drank more Whiskey than a tank of.... whiskey. A carvery and buffet was kindly included by the land lady, i sang heartily, hugged and kissed the sweet young ladies, a few chums and i exchanged some verses, got to wear a captains hat. Waht more could i want?????????

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antartica Posted: Thu Jan 1 10:22:57 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  new year smhew year...

here's a good one to all ya kids still... and be good

miss me mates...


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jan 1 18:01:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>miss me mates... Going somewhere?


Anywho, its now 2004. Fucking whoopty doo. I hate all those show they run at the end of each year. I watch the news, I know what the fuck happened in 2003, I dont need you jerk-offs to tell me. And I also hate those "Best of, Worst of" shows they play. I'll be the judge of what I think is the best and worst of anything, thank you very much.

It's also election time in the USA. I personally think Ol' Georgie boy is going to win, though it may be by a small margin.

I also predict that 2004 will be a bloody year, for the entire world. Kind of like 2003 was. My powers are also telling me of some sort of assasination, rebellion, civil war, or all out revolution in one or two countries in Asia. Of course I am drunk right now so what the hell do I know, I dont even remember what I wrote three lines up, nor do I care to look.

Anyway, BLARGH.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jan 1 18:38:05 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh, and also, when the fuck is World War three going to break out already? I have been waiting long and hard damnit now start already. I dont care how it starts.


But here is a scenario I enjoy, unlikely though it may be I still like it.


Ok, so, King Kong Ill.....er....Kim Jong Il, being the megalomaniac he is, decides he can actually defeat the combined forces of South Korea and the United States, and launches a full scale assault on South Korea. Massive land invasion, devastating artillery barrage on Seoul and american military bases, and missiles launched at american bases in Japan. Then he decides, what the hell, why not try to kick Japans ass also, so he launches a missiles against japanese military and industrial sites, and orders his fleet of Submarines (low-tech though it may be, it contains at least 26 subs which could cause some damage against non military shipping before they are all destroyed) to attack all ships exporting or importing for japan. This of coure causes Japan to have to join up with the US and South Korea.


Ok, so then, seeing that the United States is pre-occupied, the arabs decide this is their prime oppurtunity to attack Isreal and take care of "those damn zionist pigs" once and for all. So the states of Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, and to the USA's surprise, even Jordan, with Saudi Arabia sending a couple of land divisions and air squadrons for support. They would of course be helped by Hizb'illah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and a few other terrorist and guerrilla organizations. Then a mass of volunteers, from all over the muslim world, would start flooding in to join in "The Final Jihad against the zionists". Well, though Isreal enjoys a technological superiority, and would have some crushing victories early on, they would simply be overwhelmed by numbers (because those in the muslim world who wish to see Isreal destroyed would view this as their last chance ever to do it, if they fail now, they fail forever, so they WILL not give up, they will take massive casualties, and the will show no mercy) and so, the USA would have to to come to Israels assistance. The only other nation who has the guts to come to Israels aid is faithful, reliable britain, and even they send only a token force of between 15 tow 18 thousand.


Well now, it seems america is quite involved now are'nt they. So, China views this as the perfect oppurtunity to take Taiwan by force. The sheer size and capability of China enables it to take over Taiwan within a month. They then start to brutally supress any opposition to the new government, in essence, they begin to rape the tiny Island nation of Taiwan.
America is not going to stand by and let thousands of Taiwanese be murdered, and tens of thousands unjustly imprisoned, tortured, and intimidated. So they then come to the aid of Taiwan, with the help of Japan and Australia.


And then there is Russian. Good ol' Russia. Led by one Vladimir Putin. Nostalgic for the days of the USSR. When Russia wielded actual heavy influence. When Russia was a great and powerful entity. Vladimir decides its time to retake what was once Russias. He orders his military to invade eastern europe. Easily overrunning Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, . They encounter a tough fight with Ukraine and Belarus, but eventually both nations militarys turn sides to fight with the russians and reestablish the old empire. Then they move onto Moldova, and set their sites on the rest of europe. Now the western europe must act. Britain, France, Germany and Italy are the main fighters in this one, supported by smaller nations in Europe. America is too heavily engaged to send a signifcant force over, but sends some help, leaving the rest up to the europeans.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jan 1 20:08:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The full story of World War Three will be available in a special Hardback edition starting January 15.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jan 1 21:26:47 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  No paperback addition, I dont believe in paperback....especially not when its a book about my World War Three


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Jan 1 22:01:16 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  MY version of events,
In the near future some cataclysmic event smashes Amercias cast iron economy, American troops are spread thinly around the globe in a vain (but occaisonally succeful) attempt at stamping out terrorism or drugs or hippies and cannot react quickly enough to a regrouping terrorist threat. Britain fucked heavily by the crash alongside allies France, Germany et al, find it difficult to mobilse then BAM! Some dirty bomb gets detonated in London or Paris or Berlin (Y'know, it always starts in crazy ole Europe). Some more undesirables around the world (illegal organisations as much as nations) take advantage of the wests leaning ocver the table with her pants down position and a series of punic wars break out all over the world.

End result


Addison riding through a desert happens upon a statue of Hif buried in the sand. Screams you maniacs then steals a porno mag from the King Thong Gift shop. Civilization never recovers


 



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