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Saddam's fate
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Jan 16 19:08:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Saddam's Fate

One day, Saddam Hussein's heart stops and he dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You are on my list, but
I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite
as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Saddam thought that sounded good and he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room; in it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed -- over and over
and over Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Saddam said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room; in it was Charlie Manson with a
Sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Saddam.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.

Saddam looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

mat_j Posted: Sun Jan 18 01:50:16 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol, i remember GWB sufferin' that fate a few years ago Imagine sucking Slicky Billys slick Willy, for that matter imagine sucking hilary's.

Seriously though folks Hilary Clintons a lovely woman, real nice. How do i know this? Her husband is a philandering, saxophonist with massive debts and she still hasn't divorced him


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