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who'da thunk it ? perhaps matj
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jan 20 15:35:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Vodka.. Who would have thunk it??

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the
adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in
the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the
blade and prevents rusting.


5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water
in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy,
refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black
eyes..

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka,
seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then
apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine
tablespoons powdered cinnamon with one cup vodka.
Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and
rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.

12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to
help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw
skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the
exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days,
strain through a coffee filter and massage into
your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka
in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain.
The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing
pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.


18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison
ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
numb the pain.

Ok, now MY personal favorite...


21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and
drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!





 
Mesh Posted: Tue Jan 20 16:04:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Vodka.. Who would have thunk it??
>
> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
> bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the
> adhesive.
>
> 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
> showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
> spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
> clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
> mildew.
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
> with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
> alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
> germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
> vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in
> the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the
> blade and prevents rusting.
>
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
> then blot dry.
>
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
> an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
> pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
> shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
> toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
> healthy hair.
>
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
> spray bees or wasps to kill them.
>
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water
> in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy,
> refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black
> eyes..
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
> packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka,
> seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
> days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then
> apply the tincture to aches and pains.
>
> 11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine
> tablespoons powdered cinnamon with one cup vodka.
> Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
> through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and
> rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.
>
> 12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to
> help it dry out.
>
> 13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw
> skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the
> exposed dermis.
>
> 14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
> teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days,
> strain through a coffee filter and massage into
> your scalp and let dry.
>
> 15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka
> in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain.
> The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing
> pain in your ear.
>
> 16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
> vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
>
> 17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
>
>
> 18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
> sting.
>
> 19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison
> ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
>
> 20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
> Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
> numb the pain.
>
> Ok, now MY personal favorite...
>
>
> 21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and
> drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
>
>




AHA, All my stoli DOES serve a purpose.
>


 
marsteller Posted: Tue Jan 20 21:01:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Russia. A vodka-drinking competition ended in tragedy when the champion, who consumed one and a half liters of vodka in half an hour, died minutes after winning. Several runners-up landed in intensive care, and the competition organizer was charged with manslaughter.


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Jan 20 23:12:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  marsteller said:
>Russia. A vodka-drinking competition ended in tragedy when the champion, who consumed one and a half liters of vodka in half an hour, died minutes after winning. Several runners-up landed in intensive care, and the competition organizer was charged with manslaughter.


Stupid fucks have to ruin it for everyone dont they.

The guy who died got what he had coming to him.


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Jan 21 13:53:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Vodka.. Who would have thunk it??
>
> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
> bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the
> adhesive.
>
> 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
> showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
> spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
> clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
> mildew.
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
> with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
> alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
> germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
> vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in
> the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the
> blade and prevents rusting.
>
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
> then blot dry.
>
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
> an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
> pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
> shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
> toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
> healthy hair.
>
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
> spray bees or wasps to kill them.
>
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water
> in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy,
> refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black
> eyes..
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
> packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka,
> seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
> days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then
> apply the tincture to aches and pains.
>
> 11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine
> tablespoons powdered cinnamon with one cup vodka.
> Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
> through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and
> rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.
>
> 12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to
> help it dry out.
>
> 13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw
> skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the
> exposed dermis.
>
> 14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
> teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days,
> strain through a coffee filter and massage into
> your scalp and let dry.
>
> 15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka
> in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain.
> The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing
> pain in your ear.
>
> 16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
> vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
>
> 17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
>
>
> 18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
> sting.
>
> 19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison
> ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
>
> 20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
> Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
> numb the pain.
>
> Ok, now MY personal favorite...
>
>
> 21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and
> drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
>
>
>

(Sob) sweet vodka, is there anything you can't do


 



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