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As I mature
iggy Posted: Thu Jan 29 23:41:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  As I mature....

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just fuckers.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick
or huge boobies.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

iggy Posted: Thu Jan 29 23:42:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Majority were taught that work was compulsory,
Contributing to society and enabling it to flourish.
Never had we doubted our adversaries,
Employment meant support for the family.

Once young in years I dreamt of working,
Harboring illusions that it was an antidote to sufferings.
Being foolish, ignorant and childish,
Part-time jobs may prepare me for thy destiny.

For five days a week I stepped into the office,
Elegantly disguised since civilization began.
A battlefield where most wear masks to war,
Words, texts and relationships used as weapons in all.

Never without a day I stopped to ponder,
How the tacticians bear to work their very wonders.
Work is the only battle I believe,
Where you sit right beside your enemy.

Iíve always believe that fruits come after labour,
Striving the best until I reach retirement.
Itís only till recently that I come to discover,
Why work so hard just to enjoy my aging years.

As I drown in despair and despondency,
Disappointed at the path being shown to me.
Refusing to surrender to the majority,
My stress, troubles and pressure increased tremendously.

A year has passed since I donned my armor,
Relishing in pride for my knife remains in its scabbard.
Throughout the months Iím happy to discover,
There are still others minus the masks at work.

Battling side by side with only shields in hand,
Encouragement and support given without relent.
Attributes shown describing the meaning of friends,
It dawned on me that humanity had always been there.

Most of us hate work to the core,
As its name suggests itís very all.
For the few others in love with their jobs,
They named it passion instead of chore.

Try as I might to face reality,
Itís near impossible for me to break the chains of responsibility.
Bonded by the limitations of society,
Feeding thy family is still a major priority.

Like a fish in the pond struggling like others,
Trying to swim in accordance to the currents.
Although there is a stream leading to the river,
Perseverance and determination is needed to reach the destinationÖ

Mesh Posted: Fri Jan 30 00:01:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hehe, funny stuff the first one was. The second one was and all too true it seems.

And now, a message brought to you by maddoz.

Speaking of ruined days, here are some things that can ruin mine:

Daylight savings time.
Whoopi Goldberg.
Waking up to Sarah McLachlan on the radio.
Going into work early.
Going into work late.
Going into work period.
Slow-ass old people on the freeway.
Old people in general.
Stop signs.
People that are in a good mood all the time.
The phrase "you're never fully dressed without a smile."
Canned peaches.
Donnie Osmond.
The lady holding a "SLOW" sign near the construction site I drive by every day.
Joggers that jog in place while they're waiting for the light to change colors.
Tae Bo.
Diesel trucks that scatter dirt and rocks all over everything.
Breakfast from Arby's.
Dr. Laura
Good Morning America

Now here are some things that can make my day better:

Not going into work.
Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
People's Court.
Not letting people merge into traffic.
Rolling my eyes when someone asks me a question.
Arguing with someone when I'm obviously wrong to see how long it takes for them to catch on.
Not waking up.
Making someone's day worse.
Patronizing people.
Answering open-ended questions with open-ended questions.
Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people.
Scaring children.
Kicking my neighbor's ugly-ass sun flowers.
Finding a good parking spot (mocking people that don't have one).
Forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes.
Saying something that pisses someone off even more than they're already pissed off.
Seeing someone trip and fall.
Pulling the door shut behind me when I see someone coming towards me with their hands full.
Making someone feel bad about doing something I do all the time

sweet p Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:05:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  O Maddox!
He just never stops...

He's such an ass but I can't help but think he's so hilarious.

Mesh Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:08:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:
>O Maddox!
>He just never stops...
>He's such an ass but I can't help but think he's so hilarious.


And god do I agree with him about garfield for sure. I hate that god damn fat cat. That little strip he did of garfield had me laughing my ass off for a good while.

Mesh Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:14:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  On the other hand, the tv cartoon for garfield was actually good.

I just dont know about a garfield movie, though.

Cheesecake kicks ass.

antartica Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:16:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Cheesecake kicks ass.

its gotta be OREO cheese cake though!!!


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