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antartica Posted: Fri Jan 30 06:50:57 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  VD = Valentine's Day... and what were you all thinking?!?!

considering that it'd be VD soon... here's some ideas for some of you who still make your own cards... heh heh


Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store.
In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown... but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey, you're a cutie
I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.


 
dan632 Posted: Fri Jan 30 06:56:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hehehe, you're funny


 
addi Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:22:22 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  my favorite

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!


I used to write for a national card company here. They actually used this one for valentines day


outside: Now that you've stolen my heart

inside: Could I interest you in any of my other organs?


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:25:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>my favorite
>
>5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
>But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!
>
>
>I used to write for a national card company here. They actually used this one for valentines day
>
>
>outside: Now that you've stolen my heart
>
>inside: Could I interest you in any of my other organs?

HMMMmmmmm any specific organ we tokkin' about here?


 
addi Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:51:40 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol!
yeah, I'd like to request a little ditty on my pipe organ. : )


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:01:05 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>lol!
>yeah, I'd like to request a little ditty on my pipe organ. : )

and the inside of that card would read

- I don't do requests?

haha


 
addi Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:09:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>and the inside of that card would read
>
>- I don't do requests?

That's not what some of the plinkers are telling me about you = ))

Oh, Dear!


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:13:31 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  HA HA HA...

i wish!


 
choke Posted: Fri Jan 30 15:16:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ohh.. what a turn on :P

id luv valentines cards like them :D i think valentines day is funny regardless!


 
sweet p Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:10:27 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "a little ditty on my pipe organ"

hahahaha


oh dear.


 
addi Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:21:44 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Choke and Sweet
I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow.
Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:35:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  venereal disease cards is a good idea;)


 
choke Posted: Fri Jan 30 20:45:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>Choke and Sweet
>I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow.
>Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent

:O


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:03:24 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>addison said:
>>Choke and Sweet
>>I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow.
>>Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent
>
>:O


^ what she said.


 
antartica Posted: Sat Feb 7 04:43:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  'eres a few more ideas:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


>this one's for you Mesh!!!!

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime


 



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