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| antartica | Posted: Fri Jan 30 06:50:57 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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VD = Valentine's Day... and what were you all thinking?!?!
considering that it'd be VD soon... here's some ideas for some of you who still make your own cards... heh heh Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store. In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown... but so has your ass. 3. You're a honey, you're a cutie I just wish you had J.Lo's booty. 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister. |
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| dan632 | Posted: Fri Jan 30 06:56:43 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| hehehe, you're funny |
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| addi | Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:22:22 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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my favorite
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!! I used to write for a national card company here. They actually used this one for valentines day outside: Now that you've stolen my heart inside: Could I interest you in any of my other organs? |
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| antartica | Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:25:07 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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addison said:
>my favorite > >5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished >But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!! > > >I used to write for a national card company here. They actually used this one for valentines day > > >outside: Now that you've stolen my heart > >inside: Could I interest you in any of my other organs? HMMMmmmmm any specific organ we tokkin' about here? |
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| addi | Posted: Fri Jan 30 07:51:40 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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lol!
yeah, I'd like to request a little ditty on my pipe organ. : ) |
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| antartica | Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:01:05 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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addison said:
>lol! >yeah, I'd like to request a little ditty on my pipe organ. : ) and the inside of that card would read - I don't do requests? haha |
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| addi | Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:09:48 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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antartica said:
>and the inside of that card would read > >- I don't do requests? That's not what some of the plinkers are telling me about you = )) Oh, Dear! |
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| antartica | Posted: Fri Jan 30 08:13:31 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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HA HA HA...
i wish! |
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| choke | Posted: Fri Jan 30 15:16:37 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| ohh.. what a turn on :P
id luv valentines cards like them :D i think valentines day is funny regardless! |
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| sweet p | Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:10:27 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"a little ditty on my pipe organ"
hahahaha oh dear. |
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| addi | Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:21:44 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Choke and Sweet
I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow. Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent |
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| Mesh | Posted: Fri Jan 30 16:35:51 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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venereal disease cards is a good idea;) |
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| choke | Posted: Fri Jan 30 20:45:51 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| addison said:
>Choke and Sweet >I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow. >Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent :O |
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| sweet p | Posted: Sat Jan 31 02:03:24 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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choke said:
>addison said: >>Choke and Sweet >>I really don't have a one track mind. I was at work this morning having my usual morning chat with Ant. Was just bored and going with the flow. >>Besides I can't request any ditties on my organ until my pipe gets adjusted. It's bent > >:O ^ what she said. |
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| antartica | Posted: Sat Feb 7 04:43:30 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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'eres a few more ideas:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming. My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way? >this one's for you Mesh!!!! What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime |
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