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iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:10:16 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i finks i should put all my shit into zees thread


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:12:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You Know You're Too Stressed When

* Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
* You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
* You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing that you have said it before.
* The Sun is too loud.
* Trees begin chasing you.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things become "Very Clear".
* You ask the Drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
* David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey!, can I film you?"
* You and Reality file for divorce.
* You can skip without a rope.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everthing else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
* You can travel without moving.
* Antiacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
* Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
* You have an irresistable urge to bite the nose of the people you are talking to.




 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:14:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  For antartica...


The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.




 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:21:06 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>For antartica...
>
>
>The Procrastinator's Creed
>
> 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
> 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
> 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
> 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
> 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
> 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
> 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
> 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
> 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
> 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
> 11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
> 12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
> 13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
> 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
>
>



Those were absolut...........ah fuck it.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:24:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  How To Annoy Your Roommate

* Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

* Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

* Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

* Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."

* Every time you see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.

* Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.

* Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.

* Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.

* Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.

* "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.

* Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

* Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Help! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.

* Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."

* Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.

* Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.

* Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

* Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

* Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

* Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.

* Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."

* If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."

* Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.

* Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

* Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"

* Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

* Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

* Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

* Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

* Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.

* While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

* Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.

* Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

* Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

* Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

* Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

* Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

* Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

* Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

* Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

* Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

* Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

* Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

* Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

* Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

* Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

* When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

* Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

* Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who do you think you are? A king?"

* Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

* Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

* Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can 't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

* Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

* Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.

* Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

* Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.

* Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).

* Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.

* Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

* Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.

* Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.

* Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.

* Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."

* Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.

* Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"

* Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

* Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")

* Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.

* When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.

* Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

* Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

* Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.

* Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.

* Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "I'll get that pesky road runner...."

* Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.

* Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.

* Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.

* Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesn't swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

* Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

* Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.

* Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.

* Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.

* Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.

* Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.

* Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.

* Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe...."

* Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.

* As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

* Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.

* Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

* Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

* Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.

* Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."

* Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.

* Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.

* Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.

* Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.

* While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.

* Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.

* Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.

* Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:29:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The Ultimate "Make Money Fast"

Make Big Money - Get a Job!

Hi, my name is Aloysius. Five years ago I had no money. People wanted me to pay for services that I had used, yet I had no funds to pay them with.

Then an amazing thing happened! A friend of mine told me about a place where people get together for about 8 hours at a time. While together, these `employees' provide services, build things, add value to things, and even manage the activities of others. All this is done in exchange for money, often paid at the completion of 40 hours of activity.

My friend told me that if I joined him, the people at this place would give me money too! In time, they may even give me lots of money, and I mean a LOT of money. Just imagine my joy at being told of a system that would enable me to pay for all the things I want and need!

I was so happy to learn of this system that I set out on a mission. There are too many people on the Internet who have not yet discovered this method of obtaining money. Instead, these misguided souls participate in schemes that promise thousands of dollars in exchange for an illegal five dollar investment.

If you read any Usenet newsgroup on a regular basis, you know the people I mean. They post messages such as: "Big Money NOW", "Fast Cash NOW" and "Get out of Debt and into Jail, NOW!"

These unfortunates must hear this message of great joy and good fortune: GET A JOB AND STOP FLOODING THE INTERNET WITH GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!!!

I invite you to join me in this quest. How? Simple! Whenever someone posts an illegal get-rich-quick-scheme to your favorite newsgroup, simply E-mail this letter back to them. An additional step may be required to deliver the good news to people who post these messages under phony e-mail addresses. For them, a hard copy of this letter to their postal address may be required. (They always include a postal address because that's where they want you to send the BIG MONEY)

It has also been suggested to me that people may wish to send this letter to the Sysop or Postmaster of the letter writer's Internet Service Provider. I think this is a great idea, and I fully encourage further suggestions for improving the delivery of this good news!

You have my permission to copy this letter. Feel free to add your name to mine and those listed here, (when and if people decide to add their names to this letter), or remain anonymous and send it as is.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:30:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The Ultimate Net Legend

Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother's maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They will respond by sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer controlling Craig's life support equipment. When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the computer, opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination by Bill Gates and his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters with Elvis.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:32:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Signs You've Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic

* You decide to show the boss YOUR version of a "golden parachute."

* Mike from accounting says, "Slow down, pal. This ain't no Kennedy reunion!"

* The people in charge of the Diversity Program don't seem to care much for your Buckwheat impersonation.

* You resurrect that old "Pull My Finger" routine for the folks from the home office.

* Your overly enthusiastic karaoke rendition of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" lands you in jail for public lewdness.

* You organize an "Armpit Orchestra" to play "Hail to the Chief" when the CFO arrives.

* You offer to teach the boss your procedure for making "Butt Xeroxes."

* You attempt to qualify for the 3 legged race -- solo.

* You remember what to kiss, but forget whose.

* Evidently a bear's not the only one who can shit in the woods.

* You keep calling your boss "Boo-Boo" and bugging him to help you look for "pic-a-nic" baskets.

* Last words you utter before passing out? "Slide, you fat bastard! Slide!"

* Everytime CFO pauses during big speech you scream, "FREEBIRD!!"

* "But everybody pees in the pool!" (not from the diving board, my friend)




 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:34:29 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Rules of Porn

* Forty-year-old divorced guys have no trouble scoring with large- breasted 18-year-old girls.

* Forty-year-old divorced women have large-breasted 18-year-old bodies.

* Women cum about 20 times from straight missionary fucking.

* Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up.

* The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has no clue about.

* Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even the first time.

* Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that fantasy come true.

* A woman whose male lover has spurned her will invariably be a dyke by the end of the story.

* Who needs condoms?

* Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if they indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women (i.e. their own mothers and the mother's three female friends).


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:50:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>How To Annoy Your Roommate



Man some of those were damn good. I must try sometime. Three roommates to try them on. Of course one is mine sister, but eh, I'll still do it.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 2 23:57:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>chanz said:
>>How To Annoy Your Roommate
>
>
>
>Man some of those were damn good. I must try sometime. Three roommates to try them on. Of course one is mine sister, but eh, I'll still do it.


God damnit chanz those are hilarious.


 
antartica Posted: Tue Feb 3 01:31:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>For antartica...
>
>
>The Procrastinator's Creed
>
> 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
> 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
> 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
> 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
> 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
> 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
> 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
> 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
> 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
> 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
> 11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
> 12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
> 13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
> 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
>
>

OI!!!

why me?
haha


 



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