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Types Of Plonkers . . .
antartica Posted: Wed Feb 4 06:42:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  . . . You'd Meet In A Bathroom


Excitable: Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

Sociable: Joins friends in pissing, whether he has to or not.

Cross-eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

Timid: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.

Indifferent: If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink.

Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and pisses on floor.

Worried: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

Absent-minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

Childish: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal... likes to see it bubble.

Tough: Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it.

Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand.

Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

Disgruntled: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

Conceited: Holds two-inch penis like a baseball bat.

Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants.

Sneaky: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.


so which type are you?


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 4 06:58:27 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  HaHa!

Me:
Timid: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

Mesh:
Indifferent: If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink

Antartica:
Above it all: Superstars don't need to piss anymore. They have someone do it for them


 
antartica Posted: Wed Feb 4 06:59:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LoL! ! !

i figured i got this up just in time to catch ya for today Addi... haha


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 4 07:10:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>LoL! ! !
>
>i figured i got this up just in time to catch ya for today Addi... haha

Mornin', ant (or evenin' for you).
Got in some trouble yesterday for spending too much time here at work. So today I'll try to be a good boy and do my work. Life sucks sometimes : )


 
antartica Posted: Wed Feb 4 07:16:31 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>antartica said:
>>LoL! ! !
>>
>>i figured i got this up just in time to catch ya for today Addi... haha
>
>Mornin', ant (or evenin' for you).
>Got in some trouble yesterday for spending too much time here at work. So today I'll try to be a good boy and do my work. Life sucks sometimes : )

haha...
top of the mornin' to you too Sir!
be good eh =))
have a great day dude!


 



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