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iggy Posted: Wed Feb 11 20:09:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  we did this before, but a lot of new people have joined us since.

so how would u describe yourself if u were to place an advertisement somewhere about yourself?


 
Aeon Posted: Wed Feb 11 20:25:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I hate to sound conceited
But its the best thing I can do
Im just the thing you needed
Im just the thing for you
Every idiosyncrasy you crave
All those tiny little habits
Ive made my own and saved
What you want, I have it


 
iggy Posted: Wed Feb 11 22:25:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  sick and tired of a 9-5 job?
pissed off at your boss when he takes all the credit for all your work?
hate the fact that you're smarter than your boss?
school totally sucks?
can't get all the babes / dudes?
housing problems cos u spent all the money on weed and booze?

well we have the perfect job for you!

join the RESISTANCE!

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cos we just don't give a flying fuck


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Feb 12 01:11:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  well im sold.


 
Asswipe Posted: Thu Feb 12 01:37:10 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  don't talk, you'll just piss me off.

-asswipe


 
misszero Posted: Thu Feb 12 06:49:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  resistance, please come rescue my drunk self and take me away....I don't want to be alone tonight...


 
iggy Posted: Thu Feb 12 12:40:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  if i won a couple of million dollars in the lottery, i will organise a resistance meeting by flying all the comrades to a little beach pub/cafe tucked away from the world. of course the pub/cafe will be owned by ant and i.

then we will really really say fuck all to the world...



*puts on le resistance superman outfit.
off to save miss zero with the resistance*


 
misszero Posted: Thu Feb 12 12:41:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *ties self to train tracks in preparation for being saved. also says stuff like 'woe is me' etc*


 
iggy Posted: Thu Feb 12 12:45:02 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *turns miss zero into resistance heroine and she flys off to join the resistance in a beach party*


 
misszero Posted: Thu Feb 12 12:46:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *does the mashed potato in a bikini down in da sand*


 
FN Posted: Thu Feb 12 13:56:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
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Mesh Posted: Thu Feb 12 14:19:05 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I dont give a shit and I am going to die a violent death before I am twenty five.



If that interests you then call me


my number is 867-5309. ask for tommy tutone of jenny. Bitch.


 



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