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The Bill of Non-Rights
Mesh Posted: Sat Feb 21 19:41:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power toyou if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.


ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.


ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.


ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.


ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.


ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.


ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from.


ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all, with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH





 
FN Posted: Sat Feb 21 20:54:02 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from.


I'm wondering how many americans do the same when travelling abroad.


 
Mesh Posted: Sat Feb 21 20:58:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>meshuggah said:
>>ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from.
>
>
>I'm wondering how many americans do the same when travelling abroad.


not too many I think.


 
FN Posted: Sat Feb 21 21:01:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Americans seem to have the right to use double standards


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Feb 21 21:14:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Americans seem to have the right to use double standards

you misunderstand the statement.
it is meant for immigrants who come here to live and fail to learn the language.
Americans do not demand that tourists learn the language. It does piss us off when we grab cab or try to purchase something and the vendor cannot communicate with you.


 
addi Posted: Sat Feb 21 22:39:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.




let me see if I've got this right. If you want a compassionate socially minded government that wants to assist the unfortunate, then you're a whiny, guilt ridden, delutional, liberal bedwetter. Right? Oh, yeah, and you're totally clueless about what the Bill of Rights means. Mustn't forget that!

And if you believe it's every man, woman, and child for themselves. That government should stay the hell out and just let the overabundence of man's humanity for his fellow man solve all our social problems, then you're a god fearing flag waving all-American stone hearted conservative. Right? Oh, yeah, and liberals come to you for an explanation of the Bill of Rights, and a free "Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker for their pickup truck.

Stinkin' free ride foreign alien immigrants! Never have contributed a gahdamn thing to this country!

You sure you're Danish, mesh?


*addi shakes head and sighs



 
misszero Posted: Sat Feb 21 22:59:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm kinda in 2 minds about being anti-capitalist. maybe capitalism is a necessary evil
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Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 22 01:11:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA, but was actually written by Lewis Napper in 1993. Napper sent it to Kaye, who loved it and sent it along to many of his constituents.



this part got cut off in my copy and paste.



I just thought it was an entertaining read.







ARI FLEISCHER'S ten commandments of patriotism.


1. Thou Shalt Honor Thy White House-Sanctioned Spin
2. Thou Shalt Not Laugh At Bill Maher, His Jokes, Or Refer To His Traitorous Comments As "Free Speech." He's Not Funny, Just Smarmy And Full Of Himself, And That Pinko Hollywood Homo-Lover Had Better Watch His Back
3. Thou Shalt Visit The State Of Our Supreme Leader's Younger Sibling Jeb, And Worship At The Corporate Altar of Walt Disney
4. Thou Shalt Mock Past Presidents and Past Presidents Only (Especially James Earl Carter, Jr.)
5. Thou Shalt Not Covet The Sumptuously Androgynous Posterior of Karen Hughes
6. Thou Shalt Not Question Authority Unless The Authority In Question Is:
A Gratuitously Smarty-Pants Academic
A Meddling Liberal Journalist
An Uppity Feminist
Super-Powered, Suicidal Madmen Bent On World Domination

7. Thou Shalt Have No Other Press Secretary But Me, and Thou Shalt Abstain From Noting My Resemblance To A Balding Warthog
8. Thou Shalt Not Disparage The First Lady's Taste In Contemporary Pantsuits
9. Thou Shalt Not Doubt That Our Leader Channeleth The Truth Through Me - Lest Thou Wisheth To Find Thyself On The Receiving End Of A Painfully Thorough FBI Body Cavity Search
10. Thou Shalt Drape Thyself In The Flag, Offer Prayers To Jesus Christ, And VOTE REPUBLICAN!



ARI FLEISCHER'S ten commandments of patriotism.





 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 22 01:12:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA, but was actually written by Lewis Napper in 1993. Napper sent it to Kaye, who loved it and sent it along to many of his constituents.

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights............



 
marsteller Posted: Sun Feb 22 02:05:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  capitalism is great.


 



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