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antartica Posted: Sun Feb 22 06:30:16 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  time for a laff.... got tis in the mail


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge
for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband
didn't say a word... he knew better.



I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had
been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who
works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I
like playing with men's balls."



My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were
looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No,
I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked. This, my sister has never let me forget.



While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked
me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.


This, had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any...
a true story…
We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!



 
misszero Posted: Sun Feb 22 07:22:46 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  these all sound like things that would happen to me. except I don't have a daughter.


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Feb 22 13:41:41 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>these all sound like things that would happen to me. except I don't have a daughter.

BAD misszero


 
misszero Posted: Sun Feb 22 19:46:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yes, i am *hangs head*

i just have a problem with thinking things through before i say them. Everytime I open my mouth, my friends warn me 'volume and content!' just so I have to think. heh.


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Feb 22 21:15:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Be thankful Hif isnt around with his punishment ruler


 
misszero Posted: Sun Feb 22 22:15:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ooh. sounds kinky.

maybe aeon the vocab police officer might have something to say too.


 
antartica Posted: Mon Feb 23 00:08:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>ooh. sounds kinky.
>
>maybe aeon the vocab police officer might have something to say too.

that means they'll frisk ya tonsils?


i so know that's going to sound like a D'OH moment right after i click on POST


 
misszero Posted: Mon Feb 23 01:23:03 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>that means they'll frisk ya tonsils?
>
>
>i so know that's going to sound like a D'OH moment right after i click on POST

story of my life dude


 
antartica Posted: Mon Feb 23 01:32:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>antartica said:
>
>>that means they'll frisk ya tonsils?
>>
>>
>>i so know that's going to sound like a D'OH moment right after i click on POST
>
>story of my life dude

heh heh... u not the onli one...


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 23 01:59:52 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>ooh. sounds kinky.
>
>maybe aeon the vocab police officer might have something to say too.

no but i sure have a lot of kinky fantasies lined up


 
misszero Posted: Mon Feb 23 02:10:06 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh goodness, not another one....


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 23 02:42:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yes, we are watching u


 
antartica Posted: Mon Feb 23 03:01:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>oh goodness, not another one....

thought that'd be like
Oh GOOD! another one! ;)


 
misszero Posted: Mon Feb 23 04:57:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  what kind of girl do you think I am?

okay, don't answer that.....


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 23 06:48:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  A very goooooood girl : )


 
antartica Posted: Mon Feb 23 09:24:22 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>A very goooooood girl : )

i'll add to that one...

and excelelentte girl!


 
marsteller Posted: Mon Feb 23 14:01:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  >and excelelentte girl!

indeed.


 



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