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Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
antartica Posted: Mon Feb 23 10:02:42 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on days off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't realize it.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes conversations easier.
13. It promotes honesty.
14. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
15. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
16. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
17. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 23 10:07:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  sobs: sweet land of liberty

lethal_poppy Posted: Mon Feb 23 18:53:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Muahhaha! thats a good one! My previous work place might have been an ideal office if my boss decided to implement that. Big grins!!

addi Posted: Mon Feb 23 19:27:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  13. It promotes honesty.

That would be my downfall. If I was totally honest at work I'd last about 5 minutes. Honesty and employment longevity don't go hand in hand.

marsteller Posted: Tue Feb 24 01:11:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  drinking at work would be hella-sweet. best i can do now is get high for work

iggy Posted: Tue Feb 24 01:29:47 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  haha i have a project at a brewery that bottles guiness and heineken.

we drink at the tavern there at abt 3. free booze.

pity i quit drinking

dan632 Posted: Tue Feb 24 05:00:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dude, i love the sound of that, of course it is possible, vodka in a water bottle, works at skool and the movies, may work at work?

chanz, i think that yin-yang picci is hella bomb!


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