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iggy Posted: Wed Mar 10 03:21:04 2004  
  How to Build a Great Bong

http://www.rantmorgan.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=23


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 10 03:23:04 2004  
  How to Set Up A Threesome

By Rant Morgan

Yeah, it’s exactly what you’re thinking. This guide is for the gentlemen that have always wanted to be with two lovely ladies at the exact same time.

This guide will not show you how to take advantage of the ladies in a way that’s inappropriate. It will however, show you the right steps to take to get to the coveted bedroom with nakedness surrounding you. Yes, your dreams can come true.

Now the whole idea of having three people in bed at the same time is unnatural. That doesn’t mean it’s wrong, but it means that most people would dismiss it as nothing more than a dream. If you were to approach a couple of women and ask them to join you in the sack, you’d probably be greeted with jeers and a slap. It’s somewhat viewed as dirty in some social circles.

In other social circles, it’s erotic. You need to find a woman who’s willing to get down and dirty in the sack - so much so, that they don’t care if it’s a male or female they’re making it with. That’s the hard part. It might be easier to find a younger girl, around college age, who’s into a little experimentation. These college women are sometimes a little shy at getting to the task though, and will need assurance that it’s an experiment.

It’s very hard as a guy to go out and convince two perfectly good strangers that they should both join you. It’s best to have one woman already lined up. This first lady, whom we’ll call lady X, will have full knowledge of the plan. Lady X should be someone close to you. A girlfriend, wife, or a really good friend that happens to be a girl.

I can already hear people laughing at the mere fact of saying lady X should be your girlfriend or wife, but believe me, it’s your best shot. Just because you have a notion of what your girlfriend would say already, doesn’t mean that’s what’s going to happen.

Sit your girlfriend down, and explain to her how much you care about her. Now you need to have the sex talk. Ask her how she feels your sex life is. She’ll almost certainly say it’s fine, because in most cases it is. Bring up the idea of trying different things in your sex life - everything from different positions to different locations.

This is a critical part of the mission. If she gets squeamish, or retracts a little as though you’re suggesting she jam a plunger up her who-who, that’s a red light and you need to find a new lady X. This one is just not cut out for the threesome. If she seems intrigued, interested and willing to give it a go, then you’ve just been given the thumbs up to proceed.

Now that you’ve both shown interest in improving your sex life by trying new things, the conversation my jet off in several different directions. That’s great because she’s even more excited. Heck, you may have unlocked a monster for all you know. This conversation could lead to sex on the spot as well, and you may want to throw the threesome in the back seat for now.

If you decide not too wimp out, and really are looking for the long bomb, be gentle. Ask lady X if she’s ever been with another woman. If she says yes, that’s a big thumbs up. If not, ask her if she’s thought about it. This is the second most critical part of the operation. If she seems grossed out by the idea, you’ve just hit another red light. Abort mission. If she’s been with another woman, or seems a little bit curious, you need to bring her along.

You should seem hesitant. If you seem eager, she’ll wonder what’s up. Then she’ll go off about how you’re probably thinking she isn’t good enough. That’s bad. Just say that you’ve always wondered, but you’re not sure. She’ll either egg you on, or stare blankly. That’s when you say that nothing is out of the question. From there, the conversation will take care of itself. When you’ve both decided that you want to go for it, you’re all set up. Lady X is a dead lock. Now you need to find the third member of your little party. There’s many ways to do this, and we’ll cover a few here.

The first is the party scenario. When a party winds down, there are many drunk and horny people. If you’re not a bad looking guy, it should be no problem to put the moves on someone. Have them come back to your place. While you’re making out with this girl you picked up at the party, introduce lady X to her as your ‘friend’. Have lady X proceed slowly. If things go smoothly it should be mission accomplished. This doesn’t always work, and some girls freak out. If you keep trying this method, it will eventually go well.

The bar scenario is a more forward method, and one that often has a better chance for success. You and lady X go out for an evening at the bar. Mingle. Meet people. You and lady X can canvas the room. Both of you should pick acceptable candidates and ask if they’d like to come over to your boyfriends/girlfriends house with you. In a larger bar, this will eventually work, just keep it casual.

With both of the above methods, you need to keep the party moving. Always have the booze flowing, and it never hurts to have a little weed on hand. If you’re a little bit too shy, there’s one sure fire way to make it happen.

The lesbian scenario is a method that works at least 50 percent of the time. I’ve seen it. I know it can be done. If you’re friends with a lesbian, tell them about how you’re trying to create a little sexual excitement in your relationship. Ask them if they’d ever have a threesome. Some have, some haven’t. Ask them if they’d be interested. If they’re your friend or acquaintance, it’s probably a go. No don’t assume that a lesbian is a slut, and that’s why they’re doing it, because it’s quite the opposite. They just seem to understand better than most people that experimenting with your sexual being can be a profound experience, and they’d be willing to help with that.

The last way to bring a threesome to life is to have lady X do a little more work. This may not be possible depending on how willing she was to get in the boat in the first place. If she was really excited about it, have her pick up a woman and bring her back to the apartment, and then you kind of join in.

Now, none of these are sure fire ways to get it done, but they do provide a roadmap to your own methods. Threesomes often happen out of the blue, and you just have to put yourself in a situation where it’s ripe for the picking. It helps if you’re smooth, and a good operator in the sack.

Hopefully with a little time and practice, you’ll become good at it. Just remember that nothing comes easy, and you’ll have to work hard at making at threesome happen. Heck, it’s probably hard enough for you to get laid in the first place.




This Guide Is For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Taken Seriously.


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 10 03:25:41 2004  
  How To Nail Your Teacher

By Rant Morgan

It’s everyone’s dream. Well, you can’t tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Their authoritative power, the way they hold the whiteboard pointer, the happy faces they make on your exams. Yep, that’s hot. And now you want to give it to them in the worst way.

Teachers can be surprisingly slut-like. Not many of them, but there’s one or two in each school and college. The trick is to find these teachers, and not embarrass yourself by offering the milk to someone who isn’t interested in the cow. There’s nothing worse than proposing a little hanky panky with your math teacher and they just start at you blankly – And give you the answer to pi.

You’ll want to find a teacher that is always staring at your breasts, or bulge, whichever the case may be. These are your prime targets for sensual teaching pleasure. If they’re staring, they’re wondering what’s underneath. If they’re wondering what’s underneath, they want to do it.

There’s no one specific trick that works with teachers. You have to let them know that you’re interested without being too forward though. If you just came out and asked “sex?”, it would set off massive alarm bells. You don’t want this. You want to almost trick them into thinking it’s something that’s ok.

I like the “can you help me study” method. This is where you approach your teacher about a little extra help. Teachers aren’t allowed to have students at their place for this exact reason. However, if you can make them see that the only way for you to get a quality education without distraction is from their home, you’ll have a shot. If this isn’t possible, just pick a secluded place, or invite them over at a time when your parents are out – but don’t tell them your parents won’t be there, they’ll never agree to that.

Once you have an evening study session planned, the magic begins. Act sexy. Talk about how hot it is, and peel off a few layers. Show some skin so that they start thinking about it. Do your best to put your hands on them when you giggle, or when you’re talking. This is a tell tale sign that you’re interested.

At this point, if they haven’t left, you’ve got the green light for operation educational porno. If they’ve let you touch them, alone, without supervision, they’ve already crossed the line. It won’t be hard to push them over the edge.

Never ask. Alarm bells can still go off in their head, and they’ll freak. Freaking is bad. Make your moves slow and gradual. When they’re at the breaking point of making a decision to hump or call it a night – that’s when you strike. Do it fast, and decisive. Run your hands through their hair, and move in for the kiss.

One of two things will happen. They’ll either get up in a fuss, or they’ll be in to it. If they get all huffy, tell them to relax, and say “what? You haven’t thought about it?” – because they have. Calm them down. Tell them that you’ve been really attracted to them for a while. Never bring up age differences. Talk their language. If they can somehow rationalize that it’s ok to sleep with you because you’re so mature, the more power to you.

Keep reassuring them that no one will ever know. It’s a special moment between the two of you. Tell them how bad you want it. Stoke the ego as well. Let them know they’re hot/sexy or whatever they need to hear to drop their pants. They may be a teacher, but they still have needs. And nothing gets them going like a hot naked student.

Offering them alcohol helps too. It makes you seem more mature, and the liquor will calm their nerves. At the very least, you can try and get them wasted enough to call it a dumb, drunken adventure.

If everything goes well, you’ll be in the sack in no time. Never let on at school. If anyone becomes suspicious, the teacher will freak and end the fun. Don’t spend too much time talking that teacher. It’s ok to chat, but not personal. If you seem to buddy-buddy with the educator, people will notice and wonder what’s up.

You’ll have to invent a secret code for talking. Some form of secret communication other than leaving notes on their car. Pick a secret place off school property and leave notes there. Never go out in public, not that they’ll allow that. It’s a rookie mistake.

Best of all, you can say you’ve nailed your teacher. Your friends will admire that, and be jealous. Or it will confirm you’re the whore that everyone said you are.


This Guide Is For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Taken Seriously.


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 10 03:26:11 2004  
  How To Be a Porn Superstar

By Rant Morgan

It’s no longer enough to be a porn star. Everyone can be a porn star. Just take off your clothes, press record on the camera, and start humping things. But a porn superstar – now that’s accomplishment.

Despite what you may think, it does take talent to become a porn superstar. If you were just going to be a porn star, yeah, talent is optional. With the right skills, the right look, and the right size, you can be a superstar.

If you’ve ever seen the movie Boogie Nights, you’ve seen the rise and fall of a porn superstar, as well as several average porn stars. If you’re planning to get to Dirk Diggler’s stature, it takes hard work, motivation, and a huge… brain. Stop thinking dirty.

Assuming you have all the right equipment and the right size to get the job done, we’ll move on to another important aspect – your image. If you’re a guy, you’ll need to portray a tough image. The image of a ‘take-no-bull’ kind of guy. No one wants to see a skinny computer nerd tapping ass. It’s just weird.

Cowboys are often a good image. It gives you the rough and tumble look, but you’re also mysterious. Cowboys are classics. After all – they’re from the wild west. Most cowboys today hardly even need a gun, except for those damn coyotes, but the image is etched in stone.

If you’re a female, there’s a couple ways you can approach your character. If you want to stay in the business, you’re not going to want to pinhole yourself as the “teacher” or the “maid”. Only so many porno films can use these characters. For career longevity, you need to pull off innocence. With porn, it’s all about fantasy. You want your audience to fantasize that they’re doing it with you instead of another actor. No one wants to do it with a hag or a bitch.

The innocence you portray can be translated into many pictures – from the college girl looking to have fun, to the unsuspecting secretary at a big law firm. This transferable skill of innocence can be used for many characters in many films – which is the whole purpose if you want to be a porn superstar.

Now that you have your root qualities, you’ll need to work on your moves. Not sexual positions. Those are mostly decided by the director anyways. I’m talking about the way you walk, how you look at the camera, the way you speak (with what little lines you get). Always, and I mean always, make everything you do sexy. Never stop acting. From the moment they say ‘action!’ to the moment they say ‘cut!’, you need to be super sexy.

The hair is important for ladies, while the chest is important for men. A female porn star needs run her hands through her hair for a couple of reasons. First, because it’s sexy. Secondly, so that your audience can always see your face. Although they won’t always be looking at your face, it adds to the fantasy. Guys need to make sure their chests are always pushed out and pumped. It happens that men with a gut and ‘man boobs’ get into porn for whatever reason, but on the other hand, it’s not good for a long career. The best porn appeals to both sexes, so work out.

(If you're thinking "what about Ron Jeremy?", then read this.)

You’re acting skills aren’t as vital as the skills previously mentioned, but they’re only going to help you when trying to become a porn superstar. I recommend acting classes. It’s all part of the fantasy, and you don’t want to be unbelievable when you’re telling the plumber why his pants must come off while he’s under the sink.

You’ll also want to be at all the major porn events. This will help you network with directors and producers so that you’re on their mind when they’re making the next big film. You don’t have to sleep with them to be memorable either. I mean, if you enjoy random sex, go ahead. You might be more memorable if you’re not screwing everyone though. You don’t want to screw competing directors. You could offend one of them.

Remember to be classy. Only cheap porn star sluts go around flashing everyone. If you’re going to be a respectable porn superstar, only take your clothes off in front of the camera, and with your special someone. If you’re sexy enough, people will buy your films just to see you naked. You don’t want to give them the show without paying. Just because you’re a porn star doesn’t mean you’re not classy.

Lastly, don’t let success get to your head. You don’t want people to think you’re an arrogant porn star. That would work against you. That’s exactly what happened to Dirk Diggler, and look it where that go him. (See the film)

If you follow these steps, you’ll have your pants off in so any movies, your parents will be too embarrassed to let you back in the house ever again. And isn’t that the ultimate compliment.



This Guide Is For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Taken Seriously.


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 10 03:27:42 2004  
  How To Start Your Own Cult

By Rant Morgan

Not all that long ago I had a run-in with a member of the Hare Krishna organization. He was interesting enough to talk to, but it made me wonder – What would it be like to start my own ‘cult’.

I guess the first thing you need to understand when creating your own cult is that not all cults are bad. You don’t necessarily need to have evil intentions. Most main-stream religious movements start as cults, and as they grow in popularity are labeled a ‘religion’. I guess the title gives it a little more validity. The stigma attached to an organization that’s labeled a cult is often negative, and that’s why most people still refer to the Hare Krishna organization as a cult, and not a religion, although it is significant in size. So if you expect to maintain ‘cult’ status, it’s best to have evil intentions.

The first thing you need to start your cult would be a supreme being or beings. This is the cornerstone of any great cult. Most commonly referred to as ‘God’, but you can name your supreme being as you choose. For the purpose of this manual, I’m going to use the name ‘Bilko’.

So, welcome to my cult. We worship Bilko.

The next step is to come up with a reason why people should fear and praise your supreme being. I like the ever popular “Bilko is all powerful, and will smite whom he chooses, unless you’re a member of my cult.” This serves two purposes. It not only creates awe in Bilko’s power, but will increase membership if they choose to believe Bilko exists.

This brings me to my next point – You must show people that Bilko exists. The Christians prove God exists with Jesus. And the Hare Krishna’s do it with Krishna. You’ll need an effective story about a real world event that will make people think Bilko was behind it. It’s always smart to choose something that happened in the past that’s been unexplainable. This will make Bilko more believable. I’d like to base my cult around monkey’s, so we’ll make up a story about an ape named ‘Pendisko’ who was sent to earth a billion years ago to evolve mankind into what we are today.

“Bilko sent Pendisko to earth in all his ape glory to evolve mankind. The first step to evolution was learned early – and Pendisko was given ‘thumbs’. These thumbs would later become the staple of mankind allowing them to do wonderful things such as writing, and playing tennis.”

And that’s how we evolved. So we have a powerful leader, a real world event proving he exists, and an answer to a question that science hasn’t been able to conquer. (If your cult becomes successful, it’s likely that members will leave to form their own cult based around Pendisko and his life on earth. This is a natural occurrence.)

Now that people have an answer they’ve been looking for, they’ll start attending your meetings. You can elaborate the story as you see fit, just make sure you constantly reaffirm the power of Bilko. Another great tactic is to have all members of your cult look at everyone outside the cult as lesser beings that need to be saved. This will create an army of recruiters trying to save people and conveniently boost membership.

So how do you keep people in your cult? I mean, after a while people are likely to get other ideas from other people, and question Bilko. This is bad. You’ll want to make sure your members know that questioning Bilko’s power is a naughty thing, and punishable by Bilko at a time and place of his choosing. It’s also good to encourage your members that people that don’t believe in Bilko are idiots. And anything they tell you is a lie, because they haven’t ‘connected’ with bilko.

You must also restrict the reading of your members. They should only be allowed to read Bilko related materials that you provide, and avoid the television and radio as they are devices of the wicked. The internet is a definite no-no. These simple measures will allow you to better control what your members think and know. This is essential to any great cult.

In order to keep your cult functioning well, you’ll need money. You should let your members know that giving to Bilko 20 – 30 percent of their total income makes Bilko happy. As your membership grows, so will the profit, uh, funds of the cult. Feel free to use as much of this money for your personal use as possible, stating that you need to live only to serve Bilko, and therefore can’t work in the real world. You’re the leader. You can pretty much get away with anything. People look up to you.

Once funding is at a high enough level, developing a place of worship and housing on a complex just for members will greatly increase your control of what they see and know. It will help increase your cult’s longevity.

It’s also smart to have many objects that are ‘blessed’ and ‘sacred’ as your members love to worship anything and everything. It will help them visually see Bilko’s hand at work. Scrolls, cups, pictures, plants and specific locations are all great traditional examples. Of course in my cult the Ape is a sacred animal, and I like the use of a main book called “Bilko’s Writing” which was first written with the new thumbs of Apes.

Now that your cult is formed, it’s best to keep the media out of your affairs, as this may expose your cult as a fraud. Don’t worry if the occasional negative story pops up about your cult. Just make sure your members know the writer of the story is a wicked, non-believer that needs to be saved.

Another great way to keep members controlled is to denounce all things material. Cars, baked goods, shoes, etc. It’s ok to use, but they’re evil. This will help distance your members from society, and thus trapping them further into your cult.

Remember that the word cult is short for cultivation. You’re cultivating the minds of your members. Everything you say or do will be taken by members as law. Make sure you eat your fast food, and watch your late night television out of view of the members. Any noticeable infraction by you will certainly cause members to abandon the cult.

Now comes the best part about having your own cult. With a cult firmly formed, members will be at your service. Take advantage of this financially, and at every opportunity exploit their willingness to do your chores, buy you things, and constantly shower you with praise and affection.

Happy cultivating!

‘And so it was written by Bilko’


This Guide Is For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Taken Seriously.


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 09:14:41 2004  
  If you truly had respect for RantMorgan.com and the funny material therein, you would put his link on each of the posts , thereby removing any doubt that the creatvity of his work was instead invented by the poster.
Not everyone looks to the top post.
Thanx.



 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 09:26:20 2004  
  GTF said:
>If you truly had respect for RantMorgan.com and the funny material therein, you would put his link on each of the posts , thereby removing any doubt that the creatvity of his work was instead invented by the poster.
>Not everyone looks to the top post.
>Thanx.


>
nit-picky bastard
get a life, you're supposed to start at the top of the post.
who reads from the bottom up ?


 
urbanian Posted: Thu Mar 25 12:53:22 2004  
  ifihadahif said:
>nit-picky bastard
>get a life, you're supposed to start at the top of the post.
>who reads from the bottom up ?

No GTF is right. It's dubious to post original stuff as if it were your own. You should credit and link every article, making it clear where it came from.

Also, whenever you post in this forum, there's a little red chunk of text that says "As a courtesy to others following the thread, and to help GT conserve bandwidth,
please do not copy entire chunks of texts needlessly and remove any text
that is not related to what you are replying to. "

Obviously that relates to quoting, but you'll also save bandwidth not posting entire stories off of other websites.

Just an observation.


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 13:09:56 2004  
  Uh-Oh!



 
E.F. Watley Posted: Thu Mar 25 13:19:20 2004  
  I have to agree. While Mr. Morgan no doubt appreciates the interest in his material, way too much has been posted here from his site. It is not good netiquette to borrow entire articles or pages. That's what links are for.

I am glad at least to see him credited as the author of the articles. But a link to his site should have been provided as well, with only brief excerpts from his articles.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 13:23:46 2004  
  urbanian said:
>No GTF is right. It's dubious to post original stuff as if it were your own. You should credit and link every article, making it clear where it came from.
>

seems to me that if you look up, you will see that credit is given on every posting on this thread.


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 13:46:22 2004  
  Hmmmm, E.F. Watley, urbanium, and GTF all have first post dates of March 25th. Maybe that means something.


 
onthejohn Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:04:11 2004  
  Yes it does mean something, link back to Mr. Morgan's site! The proper way to go about using his material would be to post only the first two paragraphs of each how to guide and provide a link back to the article on his page. Common internet courtesy can go a long ways, and you want to make friends not enimies.


 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:32:08 2004  
  oh good.

newbie anal fuckers that want me to link everything now aye?

well link this shit analfuckers...

we dun need u people to teach us how to post our shit.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:36:02 2004  
  Yes addison, I would have to agree. It definately does mean something


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:36:57 2004  
  Mmmmmmm I have to agree with sir meshuggah and addison. It most definately does mean something.



Hey cool I did it too.




Fuckers


 
keinengel Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:37:42 2004  
  meshuggah, meshuggah, and addison are indeed right.






 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:38:05 2004  
  if u newbies care to look, most of us here don't really care about linking the shit.

so if u want to link shit around, link this baseball bat to your ass


 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 25 14:51:33 2004  
  addison said:
>Hmmmm, E.F. Watley, urbanium, and GTF all have first post dates of March 25th. Maybe that means something.


wow how radical. newbie clone triplets that spring out of nowhere to agree with each other.

noncturnal making a comeback?

get a life anal enabled newbies, i repeat again.

chanz does not reference his shit cos
1) he's a lazy git
2) he's a lazy fuck
3) he does not give a flying fuck
4) if u want internet ettiquette from chanz, go try something else, like burning your pubes or something like that.
5) he's a lazy bastard

-taken from "Chanz does not reference his shit for dummies"
http://chanzsaysgoefuckyourself.com.now


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 15:07:27 2004  
  chanz, don't you think you're being a little vague in expressing how you feel here ?


 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 25 15:10:20 2004  
  i have no idea


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 15:10:27 2004  
  Hmm.

That link doesn't work chanz, is there any other way to get to it?


 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 25 15:13:18 2004  
  that doesn't?

dammit, maybe it closed down due to not linking it's content to the original authors


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 15:56:54 2004  
  Oh, Dear

they never even knew what hit 'em. blinded by the lights of the chanz train speedin' to the front lines. now they're dead superhiway kill.

mat_j, a latin blessing would be in order here



 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 16:33:58 2004  
  chanz said:
>so if u want to link shit around, link this baseball bat to your ass

Sorry, I don't they'd enjoy sloppy seconds. You can keep the baseball bat for your own personal enjoyment, if you'd like. Careful though, I've heard pine tar can pop your O-ring if the bat is removed too abruptly.

As for Rant's article, I'm sure he's flattered that you enjoy his work so much. But take some advice from the other "newbies" and only post of a bit of the article and link to it. It will help the author (traffic, revenues) and make sure he keeps his writing going. More of his writing means a higher post count for you. See, everyone wins!

And as for Rant, be sure to look for his latest article on "How to be an internet thug on a site no one's ever heard of and really impress 10 year olds girls."


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:07:16 2004  
  Lol.


Yes, having to create multiple accounts to fake as if somebody actually cares about this isn't childish.


Get a life man, really, the internet is not the real world you know.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:15:31 2004  
  GTF says:
>If you truly had respect for RantMorgan.com and the funny material therein, you would put his link on each of the posts , thereby removing any doubt that the creatvity of his work was instead invented by the poster.
>Not everyone looks to the top post.
>Thanx.

Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

urbanian says:
>No GTF is right. It's dubious to post original stuff as if it were your own. You should credit and link every article, making it clear where it came from.

>Also, whenever you post in this forum, there's a little red chunk of text that says "As a courtesy to others following the thread, and to help GT conserve bandwidth,
please do not copy entire chunks of texts needlessly and remove any text
that is not related to what you are replying to. "

>Obviously that relates to quoting, but you'll also save bandwidth not posting entire stories off of other websites.

>Just an observation.

Daniels says: FUCK OFF!

E.F. Watley says:
>I have to agree. While Mr. Morgan no doubt appreciates the interest in his material, way too much has been posted here from his site. It is not good netiquette to borrow entire articles or pages. That's what links are for.

>I am glad at least to see him credited as the author of the articles. But a link to his site should have been provided as well, with only brief excerpts from his articles.

Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

onthejohn says:
>Yes it does mean something, link back to Mr. Morgan's site! The proper way to go about using his material would be to post only the first two paragraphs of each how to guide and provide a link back to the article on his page. Common internet courtesy can go a long ways, and you want to make friends not enimies.

Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

Visualingo says:
>Sorry, I don't they'd enjoy sloppy seconds. You can keep the baseball bat for your own personal enjoyment, if you'd like. Careful though, I've heard pine tar can pop your O-ring if the bat is removed too abruptly.

>As for Rant's article, I'm sure he's flattered that you enjoy his work so much. But take some advice from the other "newbies" and only post of a bit of the article and link to it. It will help the author (traffic, revenues) and make sure he keeps his writing going. More of his writing means a higher post count for you. See, everyone wins!

>And as for Rant, be sure to look for his latest article on "How to be an internet thug on a site no one's ever heard of and really impress 10 year olds girls."

Daniel says: FUCK OFF!
i find it quite amazing that u can ridicule this site despite the fact that u care enough to make 3 accounts under different names just so u can TRY and get you anal dwelling point across. as for the little red tag, i'll tell u what else helps the bandwidth, buttfuckers like yourself creating 3 fucking accounts to whinge about and fuck all. a site no1's heard of? go the main page to the bottom right-hand corner:
>Visitor Count: 1248826
seems to me like a fair few people do visit this site. give me the name of a 12 year old girl right here? can't do it? what about the one in the picture that u r jacking off to? listen faggot, if u took 5 minutes to look at any other of Chanz's posts you would notice it is a rarity for him to link and no1 gives a shit, if we want to know where he got it from we will ask him.
no, why don't u get your gay lover's fist out of your arse, suck the shit up and never return to GT no1 here wants you and i honest to god hope that someone tears your fingernails and teeth out 1 by 1 coz, i hate you, fuck off, grow up and listen to this: THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM WE ARE ALLOWED TO POST WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT UNDER WHATEVER CONDITIONS WE FUCKING WANT WITHOUT FUCKING LINKING THEM IF WE DON'T FUCKING WANT TO. i hope we never see you around here again, if i do, i m just going to rag the living fuck out of you because you are a creature created against sin.
Daniel has spoken...FUCKBAG!


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:29:37 2004  
  Christophe said:
>Yes, having to create multiple accounts to fake as if somebody actually cares about this isn't childish.

I guess it's easy to come to that conclusion given the suspicious circumstances, but all of these new accounts are separate people.

>Get a life man, really, the internet is not the real world you know.

Rant may be making a living off of his site. Or he may just want to share his writing with the world. That seems pretty real in my book. It's just a different media than say, books and newspapers.

It's just protecting his copyright.


 
casper Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:33:24 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>Christophe said:
>>Yes, having to create multiple accounts to fake as if somebody actually cares about this isn't childish.
>
>I guess it's easy to come to that conclusion given the suspicious circumstances, but all of these new accounts are separate people.
>
>>Get a life man, really, the internet is not the real world you know.
>
>Rant may be making a living off of his site. Or he may just want to share his writing with the world. That seems pretty real in my book. It's just a different media than say, books and newspapers.
>
>It's just protecting his copyright.

i agree...you shouldn't put something at the beginning of each article like "By Rant Morgan" or something...oh..wait...


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:37:43 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>Christophe said:
>>Yes, having to create multiple accounts to fake as if somebody actually cares about this isn't childish.
>
>I guess it's easy to come to that conclusion given the suspicious circumstances, but all of these new accounts are separate people.
>
>>Get a life man, really, the internet is not the real world you know.
>
>Rant may be making a living off of his site. Or he may just want to share his writing with the world. That seems pretty real in my book. It's just a different media than say, books and newspapers.
>
>It's just protecting his copyright.


Why would you give a fuck man.

It's clearly stated that it's his.


What is your fucking problem you arrogant nitwit.


Stop him addi, he's irritating me.


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:48:42 2004  
  >Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

Oh shit. Not Daniel. You mean, "The" Daniel? Sorry, I find it hard to read past this point considering you refer to yourself in the third person (which in itself is kinda gay), but I will continue none-the-less.

>Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

A man of so many words. And even uses all caps. *shivers*

>...despite the fact that u care enough to make 3 accounts under different names

They are not the same person, but who cares at this point.

>Visitor Count: 1248826

All time? Today? How many are unique?

>give me the name of a 12 year old girl right here? can't do it?

I actually said "10," but in your defense you never said reading comprehension skills were your strongpoint. I forgive you.

>if we want to know where he got it from we will ask him.

There for it is okay to not link Rant's work (per article). Got it!

>no, why don't u get your gay lover's fist out of your arse

I love intelligent conversation.

>i honest to god hope that someone tears your fingernails and teeth out 1 by 1 coz, i hate you

So I should have my fingernails removed one by one because some illiterate "arse" is mad because my words hurt him? Didn't feel like breaking out the dictionary in order to read and comprehend this morning?

>i hope we never see you around here again, if i do, i m just going to rag the living fuck out of you

You are going to "rag the living fuck out of" me? Damn, we really pissed old Danny-Boy here off. I'd hate for him to "rag" me. (Googling "rag someone" as we speak)

>Daniel has spoken...FUCKBAG!

You need help, seriously.

Visualingo has spoken. Word.


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:49:57 2004  
  casper said:
>i agree...you shouldn't put something at the beginning of each article like "By Rant Morgan" or something...oh..wait...

And add a link to the article in question...oh..wait...


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:52:27 2004  
  Christophe said:
>Why would you give a fuck man.

I guess I feel strongly about the subject.

>It's clearly stated that it's his.

True, but copying and pasting his entire article is a bit much. A simple few paragraphs and a link to the article itself would suffice.

>What is your fucking problem you arrogant nitwit.

God, the name-calling. Sensitive people, you are.

>Stop him addi, he's irritating me.

Addi? You mean Daddy? Admin? Huh?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:53:24 2004  
  a post for all retarded people :

If you wish to see a link to the website of Rant Morgan . . .IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING POST ON THIS THREAD YOU STUPID PILE OF HUMAN DUNG ! ! !


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:54:23 2004  
  fuck you new bitches, one and all.


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:57:12 2004  
  marsteller said:
>fuck you new bitches, one and all.

This pretty much sums up the intelligence level here at "GT", so I guess we're all arguing a moot point.


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:57:34 2004  
  eat a dick, asshole.


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 17:59:02 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>Addi? You mean Daddy? Admin? Huh?


Lol.

Inside joke.



No admins here since there are usually no nitpicking retards like you here who take offence in everything that is a little of the beaten track or not 'the way it should be'.


You are about as pathetic as it gets man.


You're probably one of those kids who got the shit beaten out of him because of telling the teacher about other kids who copied there homeworks.

Didn't you learn your lesson already?


Go waste somebody else's time.


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:00:41 2004  
  Christophe said:

>Stop him addi, he's irritating me.

LOL!

I'm trying, but for better and for worse JQ made this a anyone can say what they want forum.

It's obvious this is thee Mr. Morgan himself (and maybe a couple of his lap dogs regulars from his site). I don't understand what the hub bub is all about on his part. All chanz ended up really doing is making a whole hell of a lot of other good people aware of his site. You'd think if anything he would have taken the time and effort to post a thank you to chanz. Because we're a spiteful bunch I doubt now if anyone of us will become regulars at rankmorgan, or tell others about the place. Which is really a shame cuz it is a cute little harmless site (i found out how to get a threesome going...now all i need is one more sheep).
Oh well, perhaps Mr. Rant will learn from all this to pick and choose his fights more carefully. I learned a long time ago not to cross chanz, especially when i was in the wrong.

Peace to all

*suggestion to rant for his next "How to" article:
How to Make an Ass of Yourself in Four Short Posts.


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:01:40 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>marsteller said:
>>fuck you new bitches, one and all.
>
>This pretty much sums up the intelligence level here at "GT", so I guess we're all arguing a moot point.


Yes I'm sure you would know about it.

I'm sure you're really educated and what not.

Guess what shithead, so are most people on here and those who aren't would still kick your ass in a battle of wits.

What kind of a boring life do you have that you have nothing better to do than to create an account (or several) just to keep yourself busy with stuff like this?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:05:56 2004  
  >You are about as pathetic as it gets man.

No, I'd say your comrades are a bit more pathetic. You're the only one who has formulated somewhat coherent thoughts here.

>You're probably one of those kids who got the shit beaten out of him because of telling the teacher about other kids who copied there homeworks.

It's "their" homework, actually. There, they're, their. But that's next year's English class.

>Didn't you learn your lesson already?

From who? No one here has said anything intelligent enough to shut me up. I feel like I'm playing basketball with a bunch of retarded kids and calling them for double dribble. (sorry, stole that from Chris Rock.)

>Go waste somebody else's time.

Very true, I do need to get back to work.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:07:15 2004  
  oh my visualingo, you are so talented! u can use double-entendre.
refer to myself in the third person? haven't u noticed when u click reply it comes up with the poster's username? i was writing it as if i were replying to everything u said you shallow fuck!
oh, don't try say they're different people, despite the fact you all posted from the same IP, you all have the same writing style. correct grammar, always careful to never make a mistake, and will always stress the exact same point in the exact same way...my i love the way u can twist words to save yourself.
as hif said, there is a link at the top of the page, sure you have to delete a few characters off the end but i'm sure mummy can help you with that can't he? or she? or fuck it, fucking IVF kids, what do i call u?

so, visualingo has spoken, word. huh? dude, you're not ghetto so don't try.
u think i didn't feel like breaking out the dictionary eh? well shithead, unlike you i don't rely on my dictionary 24/7 to do simple things. as i said before, this is a forum, not some official document that i'd get cast into hell for making a mistake on, sorry, no matter how much u want to matter you never will.

dude, you're a loser, get over it, he didn't add a link, u create like 4 accounts to bad mouth him and you are still coming out on the bottom, why don't u go back to your homepage www.iamalittlewhorebagthatnoonelikes.com and leave us be?
wanker.
Daniel says: FUCK OFF!


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:11:21 2004  
  Visualingo said:
(sorry, stole that from Chris Rock.)
ADD A LINK FACKARSE!!! I'M SURE A LOT MORE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE OF HIS WONDERFUL TEXTS...ADD A FUCKING LINK YOU FUCKING WHINEY LITTLE BITCH!

how young are you anyway?


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:12:11 2004  
  maybe this is all just a misunderstanding...visualinho, what's your purpose for posting all this anyway? some sort of credit-where-it's-due crusade? did someone rip something off your website once, and now you're a superhero destined to enact vengeance upon non-linkers? or did mommy just not hug you enough? probably more like daddy hugged you too much.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:13:28 2004  
  if u think we're all so retarded and illiterate why don't u leave? or are u too comfortable being with your peeps? perhaps you came from remedial english and you just might have been lucky enough to top it so you need a power fix by telling who you think is in the lower part?
Daniel says: FUCK OFF!


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:15:05 2004  
  Visualingo said:

> No one here has said anything intelligent enough to shut me up. I feel like I'm playing basketball with a bunch of retarded kids and calling them for double dribble. (sorry, stole that from Chris Rock.)

LOL! hey, you gave chris credit for that. how netiquettely correct of you : )

and it really hurts that you don't view me as a worthy opponent Mr. Morgan. I'll have you know I'm the wit champion of Binkleman ,Nebraska.

Note: notify Trogdor of this guy and have him start praying for him



 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:15:20 2004  
  Visualingo said:

>It's "their" homework, actually. There, they're, their. But that's next year's English class.


I guess you can to speak his first language perfectly, since you can nitpick about his mistakes in english.



 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:15:36 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>It's "their" homework, actually. There, they're, their. But that's next year's English class.


You want to try and see how well you can write stuff in Dutch?


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:15:39 2004  
  marsteller said:
>maybe this is all just a misunderstanding...visualinho, what's your purpose for posting all this anyway? some sort of credit-where-it's-due crusade? did someone rip something off your website once, and now you're a superhero destined to enact vengeance upon non-linkers? or did mommy just not hug you enough? probably more like daddy hugged you too much.

more like daddy rubbed him too much?
don't give him that idea, next thing you know he'll be claiming that he came up with the idea for forums and a site called Generation Terrorists and that JQ stole it from him?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:18:14 2004  
  addison said:
>It's obvious this is thee Mr. Morgan himself (and maybe a couple of his lap dogs regulars from his site).

This is not Rant, BTW. I wish I would have thought up the site.

>All chanz ended up really doing is making a whole hell of a lot of other good people aware of his site. You'd think if anything he would have taken the time and effort to post a thank you to chanz.

This was never about not being grateful that chanz was telling people about Rant's site. "Thank you Chanz." It was more about proper etiquette in making sure these articles were posted properly. I thought that the first couple of posts were pretty fair in asking this, but all the responses afterwards were littered with ignorance and potty words which kinda sent this thread spiraling into the ground. It didn't need to go there.

>(i found out how to get a threesome going...now all i need is one more sheep).

See, some humor. And you're making your point a little better than others who throw out FUCK OFF! and threaten to rip out my fingernails. Analfuckers?

>I learned a long time ago not to cross chanz, especially when i was in the wrong.

No offense to Chanz, but had he responded as you did here, none of this would have gone where it did. This could have been an intelligent conversation.


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:20:26 2004  
  coughpussycoughcough


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:20:27 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>Visualingo said:
>
>>It's "their" homework, actually. There, they're, their. But that's next year's English class.
>
>
>I guess you can to speak his first language perfectly, since you can nitpick about his mistakes in english.
>

Ah yes, thx for the back-up :o)


Visualingo I'd like to see you speaking Dutch or Flemish (my first languages) at the same level of my English or even at the level of my French or my German when you were 17 or perhaps even right now.

If you think you're better than me, well, sorry, you're not.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:21:46 2004  
  dude bite me, settle down an leave why don't u?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:23:10 2004  
  >oh, don't try say they're different people, despite the fact you all posted from the same IP, you all have the same writing style.

We all have the same IP? You've checked into this? Come on, pal. Lies get you nowhere.

>correct grammar, always careful to never make a mistake

i be sorry foo'.

>Daniel says: FUCK OFF!

I'm sorry, that still makes me laugh.


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:26:07 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>I guess you can to speak his first language perfectly, since you can nitpick about his mistakes in english.

My bad, I was resorting to some of the same tactics that I had seen here. You actually speak English very well Christophe, and much better than many people I know who claim it as their first language. If you re-read above I do say you were making much better arguments than the others here. There was a compliment buried in there somewhere.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:26:16 2004  
  speak for your self fucker! i tagged your ips in that first post of mine, all u had to do was copy Daniel says: FUCK OFF!
aaaaiiiiii


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:27:49 2004  
  "When you steal from one author, it's plagarism. When you steal from many, it's research." - Wilson Mizner

does this sound familiar visualingo?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:29:19 2004  
  marsteller said:
>probably more like daddy hugged you too much.

See you started off so well and then resorted to the "daddy must have molested you" jokes.

I'm not on a crusade, just throwing my opinion out there in the ring. Again, I thought the previous posts were pretty fair in what was requested. No one ever said "do not post these articles." It was all about being courteous and respectful to the author's copyright. It wasn't us who turned this into a shit-slinging match.


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:30:21 2004  
  never start a shit-slinging match in the monkey cage, motherfucker


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:30:55 2004  
  do u like Steven Wright visualingo?


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:31:10 2004  
  lmao


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:35:21 2004  
  most of us are actually fairly intelligent here. even those that fling the cuss words at you. however not all of us are sane.
The visciousness of the attack came from the perception that Mr. morgan was being a tad uptight about something relatively minor. I have a web site of my cartoons. I would love it if they were spread around more and posted to other sites. I would be justifiabley pissed if someone else tried to take credit for them and didn't let it be known they were from Addison. chanz gave credit where credit was due, and Dan, Chris and all the others are finding it difficult to understand why that was worth all the trouble of registering here and politely complaining (they weren't nice in their responses to you, but none of them are running for public office and felt in was within their rights to let a few choice words fly. If it helps I'm going to stick a bar of soap in Dan's mouth tonight for his potty mouth).

All in all my friend this is much ado about nothing


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:35:22 2004  
  marsteller said:
>never start a shit-slinging match in the monkey cage, motherfucker

we not the ones that be started it. BEEOYOTCH!

/ignorance off


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:37:06 2004  
  sorry, just came up with that one on the spot and thought it was funny.


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:37:21 2004  
  dan632 said:
>do u like Steven Wright visualingo?

Actually I do, DANIEL. Of course, I'm more partial to Mitch Hedberg.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:38:01 2004  
  IRC commands don't work here buddy


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:38:58 2004  
  mitch hedberg, very funny man if he is the guy im thinkin of. long haired guy, right?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:39:03 2004  
  marsteller said:
>sorry, just came up with that one on the spot and thought it was funny.

It's cool. Was kinda clever.


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:39:31 2004  
  yeah, im a clever guy.
"how's that workin out for you?"


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:40:11 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>mitch hedberg, very funny man if he is the guy im thinkin of. long haired guy, right?

Yeah, the Kurt Cobain looking guy. I've seen him twice in person and he's literally made me cry from laughing. Really random, but funny as fuck.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:41:49 2004  
  does he play guitar? hahaha, jokes, i like Kurt Cobain he is GOD!


 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:43:35 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>fuck.


*quickly covers his ears as absolute terror shoots through his entire being*

You said the fuck!

That's a naughty word!

You clearly have the intelligence of a lobotomised pidgeon with a mental handicap.


/sarcasm off


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:43:40 2004  
  Visualingo said:

>
>Actually I do, DANIEL.



LMAO. the way you put his full name in all caps made me laugh.


good times, good times indeed


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:44:58 2004  
  addison said:
>most of us are actually fairly intelligent here. even those that fling the cuss words at you. however not all of us are sane.

Understandable.

>I have a web site of my cartoons. I would love it if they were spread around more and posted to other sites.

Which I understand completely. I run a website as well and realize the important of forums and blogs for bringing traffic. But you need to make sure your stuff is posted correctly to ensure you get the traffic you deserve.

>chanz gave credit where credit was due

He did leave the "by Rant Morgan" and link with the first post, but posting the entire articles kinda makes going to the site itself redundant. Again, post a bit of the article and then link it. It's all that was asked really.

>If it helps I'm going to stick a bar of soap in Dan's mouth tonight for his potty mouth).

It's alright. I kinda like Dan. FUCK OFF!! Ha!


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:45:42 2004  
  Ohh the many paths this thread has taken since its day of conception back on march ten.

I have laughed, I have cryed, been angered, and laughed yet again.





 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:48:35 2004  
  u from Ireland visualingo?


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:50:51 2004  
  addison said:
>Note: notify Trogdor of this guy and have him start praying for him

:) hahahah
OOooOOOooO TrooOoOg we need you!


MISTER VISUALINGO...I am curious to know what you're still doing here...
I think you might like us too much to leave : )


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:51:09 2004  
  dan632 said:
>u from Ireland visualingo?

No, from the USA. But please don't use that against me or say, "it figures."


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:52:34 2004  
  >:) hahahah
>OOooOOOooO TrooOoOg we need you!

Hey, I can get down with the Burninator.

>MISTER VISUALINGO...I am curious to know what you're still doing here...
>I think you might like us too much to leave : )

It was actually getting kinda fun for a second and then it turned civil. Damn.

Actually I'm working on other stuff as we speak and hit refresh every so often.


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:52:55 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>Visualingo said:
>
>>
>>Actually I do, DANIEL.
>
>
>
>LMAO. the way you put his full name in all caps made me laugh.
>
>
>good times, good times indeed

hehehehehe

This is just too hilarious.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:53:22 2004  
  i got nuthing to write, i know! i wish i had a GI Joe when i was a kid


 
onthejohn Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:53:55 2004  
  hahahahaha-this is great. hahhahaha. You bastards should have linked the articles back to rant morgan's site. You are all in for a shit of trouble now. hahahahaha.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:55:37 2004  
  onthejohn said:
>hahahahaha-this is great. hahhahaha. You bastards should have linked the articles back to rant morgan's site. You are all in for a shit of trouble now. hahahahaha.

hahahahaha-what kind of trouble? you're trouble? or some more visualingo? hahahahahahahaha.


 
rm Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:55:48 2004  
  Ok, wow.

Lets just take a second here, and clarify a few things.

First of all, I'm the author of those articles.

I didn't want to make an account and post, but I feel I should say something in defence of myself, although others in here have certainly done a grand job, and I thank you.

Here's the rundown. I found that my articles were posted in this forum in complete form. Not just quoted, but cut and pasted completely.

Now, I brought this up in another forum because it's a huge issue with websites. The people that have posted here, or the 'newbies', we all run websites. I won't reveal them here, that's their business if they want you to know about them.

It started as one friend that runs a site being fed up with all the cutting and pasting going on in our line of work, and them saying something, and a bunch of other webmasters joined to add their 2 cents, and quite frankly everyone's a little fed up with the lack of respect to websites such as mine.

The biggest issue with posting articles in their entire form is that when someone types "how to have a threesome" into a search engine, this page will come up as a result. If they can get the full article here, it eliminates the need for people to go to my site. I do need revenue from my site, and if visitors can get my articles elsewhere I lose money. The whole point of the articles is for entertainment and to bring in revenue for myself. It's my intellectual property, and if you're gathering traffic from my articles, that's hits from my work without compensation.

I am flattered that you enjoyed them, and wanted to share them, but if they can read them here, they wont read them on my site. I think there's enough credit given to me, and yes there is a link, but posting any copyrighted work in complete form from any writer/artist isn't proper. You may quote and site a source, but reprinting an entire creative work is not only improper, but also theft.

I would think a few paragraphs and a link would have been sufficent.

I did send the author of this post (chanz i believe), and the webmaster of this website an email this morning at the e-mail addresses they have in their profiles stating my legal position, and I will not comment on that here.

If you enjoy the article, I thank you, and ask that you show support by sending the traffic where it belongs.

Thank you for your time.

All of the newbies that posted here are indeed individuals, and not myself several times over. Check the IP logs if you wish.

I will not reply to any comments in this thread, and you can reach me via rm at rantmorgan.com or through the anon-submit located at rantmorgan.com

-Rant


 
Kira Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:57:15 2004  
  Everyone calmed down before I could come storming in. :( You people and your friendly good humor!


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:57:31 2004  
  Visualingo said:

>He did leave the "by Rant Morgan" and link with the first post, but posting the entire articles kinda makes going to the site itself redundant. Again, post a bit of the article and then link it. It's all that was asked really.

I'm not a webmaster. perhaps if i was i would feel differently about all this netetiqette stuff.

for what it's worth there's hardly a regular here that hasn't been cussed out by someone else here at some point in time. Passions fly and the heat of the moment stuff.
I came home tonight from a day's work only to find dog vomit all over the kitchen floor. I royally cussed my dog out, but i still love him. It's that way with the boys here most of the time. One minute they're telling you to take a flying fuck and the next they want to slap your butt hard and head to the local pub to knock down a few. Manly men we are! Lumberjacks!



 
FN Posted: Thu Mar 25 18:59:45 2004  
  People should really get their thumbs out of their asses.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:01:56 2004  
  i used to get ragged on all the time by Asswipe


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:07:56 2004  
  Chanz, you illiterate twat.
Translated to your level, but in Irish (just to irritate the living feck out of you):
Téigh trasna ort féin.
go feck yourself.

We all DO what Rant does. Comedy, and we look out after one another from various parts of the world.
GTF=get to feck.
( amadán).
Love,
Your local female fenian bastard.


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:10:11 2004  
  dan632 said:
>i used to get ragged on all the time by Asswipe

LOL!
He's so NASTY!
yeah Asswipe never has spared anyone, but i believe he's as hard on himself as he is on others : )


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:10:14 2004  
  well my female fenian bastard, take your fist and jam it!
we do wot we do and take care of everyone here at GT, there's like 20 of here and 4 of you
as i said before: Daniel says: FUCK OFF!


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:11:57 2004  
  addison said:
>yeah Asswipe never has spared anyone, but i believe he's as hard on himself as he is on others : )

heheh yeah, he knows how to make a point as well, rather lengthily as well


 
rm Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:14:19 2004  
  Oh, someone pointed out to me that I was taking the high-road, which I had no intention of doing.

So, to anyone interested in stealing my shit, you can all lick my nutsack.

As an author of one best seller, and three average novels, my publicist will see you in court biatch.

Seriously though, the letter I sent chanz is a legal document, and I do expect a response.


 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:15:29 2004  
  my goodness...i go to geography, come back, and all of this madness happens...i need to stop having a social life in order to keep up with stuff on GT...


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:18:53 2004  
  back off from GTF! She knows the language of the wee leprickunts. She's magically delicious!


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:19:30 2004  
  bite me arsehole, show me the part where chanz said "these are all the works on this site so don't bother clicking the link" and how much money have u lost over this? u could only sue him for that much considering your laws may not be applicable in his country.
i expect a response from this, chicken fucker!


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:20:33 2004  
  ive always wish to learn gaelic. Dont think I'm smart, or patient enough to though.


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:22:41 2004  
  dan632 said:
>well my female fenian bastard, take your fist and jam it up my eagerly awaiting bum!
>we do wot we do and take care of everyone here at GT, there's like 20 of here and 4 of you
>as i said before: Daniel says: I AM A COMPLETE GEE-BAG ARSE WIPE!

Emm don't tempt us, there are a few hundred of us webmasters of comedy that stick together.
This is only the beginning if you play it like a dickhead,you pre pubescent báltái.
Love,
Your local female fenian bastid.



 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:28:34 2004  
  GTF said:

>
>Emm don't tempt us, there are a few hundred of us webmasters of comedy that stick together.
>This is only the beginning if you play it like a dickhead,you pre pubescent báltái.
>Love,
>Your local female fenian bastid.
>

uh oh dan, be careful, the Webmasters of Comedy are out to get you...dun dun dun


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:28:47 2004  
  i'm not tempting you, i want you to waste your time on me, coz i haven't done NEthing wrong. the only thing i have done here is exercised my right to speak freely, BITCH!


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:30:32 2004  
  hahaha, webmasters of comedy, oooh scary!! i don't care what u losers TRY to do, it will be thrown out, learn the law fuck arses...and i mean of every country of every one who has ever posted here


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:32:01 2004  
  dan632 said:
>bite me arsehole, I love that.
Did I leave my -fronts at the sheep farm again?!You could only sue him for that much considering your laws may not be applicable in his country.
>i expect a response from this

Do your own research On world copyrights , dawbrain.
I am here to make a point,not stroke the one atop your wee head.



 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:34:15 2004  
  you can't sue me which u were threatenning to do. and since he gave u proper credit and a link to the site, it's not going to be much done to him


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:35:08 2004  
  GTF said:

>This is only the beginning if you play it like a dickhead,you pre pubescent báltái.
>Love,
>Your local female fenian bastid.

Be very careful, Dan. She's using her magic even now. Notice how she says something mean to you, but then ends it with "Love". She's trying to confuse you and lure you into a evil hypnotic trace where you will become one of the webmaster's of comedy and turn on chanz!
As Ludwig would say: "Oh The Humanity!



 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:38:15 2004  
  hahaha, thinks she got power on me...BITE ME FUCKBAG!! u can't touch me, hahahaha, go have another pint and kill the braincells you aren't using


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:39:06 2004  
  addison said:
>back off from GTF! She knows the language of the wee leprickunts. She's magically delicious!

LOL!
Actually is the word FENIAN that needlessly frightens most folk (those in the know or willing to look it up).

Tiochfáidh ár lá

We ourselves , (SOMEone's motto).
An phoblacht.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:41:27 2004  
  fuck off GTF, you're a loser you can't hurt us in NEway you're wasting your time here while some radio anouncer is reading your stories on the radio...legally!


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:43:24 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>Visualingo said:
>
>>It's "their" homework, actually. There, they're, their. But that's next year's English class.
>
>
>I guess you can to speak his first language perfectly, since you can nitpick about his mistakes in english.
>

I think he meant THERE.
eh?

BTW if you are learning Gaeilge from myself you will only corrupt your polite self.
You seem nice.
Hoi gang, what's she like? lol.

Love,
Your local female fenian bastid.



 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:46:03 2004  
  GTF said:

>Tiochfáidh ár lá
>
>We ourselves , (SOMEone's motto).
>An phoblacht.

Clueless as to what any of that means, but it sounds elvish and is a compliment towards me.

*I'm getting a woody from visions of Galadriel


 
Asswipe Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:46:43 2004  
  addison said:
>dan632 said:
>>i used to get ragged on all the time by Asswipe

and you deserved it

>
>LOL!
>He's so NASTY!
>yeah Asswipe never has spared anyone, but i believe he's as hard on himself as he is on others : )

word... psychological issues and such. the road to perfection ain't a pleasant walk



 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:48:37 2004  
  hahaha go Addi!


 
Asswipe Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:49:52 2004  
  rm said:
>Oh, someone pointed out to me that I was taking the high-road, which I had no intention of doing.
>

how much money is exactly at stake for you here? i'm curious what was your price for selling out.


>As an author of one best seller, and three average novels, my publicist will see you in court biatch.

what works have you had published?

>
>Seriously though, the letter I sent chanz is a legal document, and I do expect a response.

it'd be far easier just to say, "i'm a money driven sell out"


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:49:54 2004  
  dan632 said:
>hahaha, webmasters of comedy, oooh scary!! i don't care what u losers TRY to do, it will be thrown out, learn the law fuck arses...and i mean of every country of every one who has ever posted here

Laughing at you is NEVER a waste of time.
So, comedy webmasters actually scare you?
How about clowns? Midgets?
Wasnt meant to sound frighening. Our only weapon is humour , of which you are completely lacking.
OH, and the law, we've that as a weapon as well, you beer matt sucking toad.
Love,
Your local female fenian bastid.(GTF aka GET TO FECK)


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:52:01 2004  
  GTF said:

>How about clowns? Midgets?


Arrr I know that was a joke but clowns really do scare the bejeezus out of me lol.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:52:21 2004  
  i do have humor, just not literary humor fuckbag. u r obviousely lacking an understanding of sarcasm


 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:53:04 2004  
  meshuggah said:
>GTF said:
>
>>How about clowns? Midgets?
>
>
>Arrr I know that was a joke but clowns really do scare the bejeezus out of me lol.

same here, i can't stand them...


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:55:15 2004  
  well ok some dont scare me, but the majority of them do.


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:55:30 2004  
  libra said:
>same here, i can't stand them...

Ewww. Me neither.


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:55:34 2004  
  addison said:
>GTF said:
>
>>Tiochfáidh ár lá
>>
>>We ourselves , (SOMEone's motto).
>>An phoblacht.
>
>Clueless as to what any of that means, but it sounds elvish and is a compliment towards me.
>
>*I'm getting a woody from visions of Galadriel

actually , you seem rather cool, if you didnt pick up on my tone there,( big surprise if you didnt)
1.yes i like you
2. is the motto of sinn fein is all, didnt expect anyone to know that or be so intently interested yet lazy as i am and not look it up in seconds on a search engine.
3.an phoblacht. UP the Republic . Has double meaning if youve humour but means something taken more seriously politically risque.
What more knowledge that i posses do you thirst for?
I may or may not share.
Addi: You handle yourself well.
( good thing as noone else will)


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:58:55 2004  
  GTF said:
>Addi: You handle yourself well.

Always : )



 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 19:59:50 2004  
  GTF said:

>What more knowledge that i posses do you thirst for?
How to get a threesome going, and the meaning of life

>Addi: You handle yourself well.

Years of practice handling myself



 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:01:59 2004  
  uh oh, addi, i think you're the one that needs to worry about going into a trance and following the Webmasters of Comedy...she's starting to get all nice to you and stuff...don't give in, we want you here at GT still...


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:07:05 2004  
  just want to let all you Webfuckers of Comedy know that you're not nearly as smart as you think you are. i've seen plenty of your types before, hiding behind keyboards and monitors....if i had to guess, i'd say most of you are some acne-scarred losers lacking the social abilities to make any real connections in the real world, trying to make yourselves feel better about your sorry-ass lives.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:09:59 2004  
  they're prolly all virgins who live in their mother's basements who threaten people with the law coz they can't cause us any physical harm


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:12:10 2004  
  oh, and another thing....with your idea about just posting a few paragraphs, or a title and a link, wouldn't that still be taking traffic away from your site? someone searches for "How to build a great bong," i didn't think it matters whether there's an entire article or just the title, this page would show up anyway....and shit man, you even put your name and website address in your post, so now when someone searches for "Rant Morgan," this site's gonna come up....fuckin A, you'll be broke before you know it, better stop posting before you get too far behind.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:15:45 2004  
  go mars, go mars, go, go, go mars!!


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:18:14 2004  
  shit man...i've been alternately puking and shitting for the past 2 days straight, don't even think about fucking with me on a good day.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:38:40 2004  
  I think rm may have a point as to the direction of traffic to the originators website and he made his point eloquently and without malice.
However the newbies, in their zeal to defend his honor sort of walked into an ambush.
Most of us regular posters here at gt have been sparring with each other for several years and have become sort of a virtual family.
And we all know what happens when you cross a family. They can bicker and fight with each other, but when they are confronted with a common enemy (newbies), they will band together and fight to defend their family.
If someone finds this site while looking for a rant morgan article, they will see the link chanz posted on the first posting of this thread, and if they find the rant morgan articles posted here to be interesting, then maybe they will use that link.
It's pretty obvious to me that unless rm has an inexhaustable supply of currency that he will not be able to successfully pursue this in court, so maybe a truce would be in order.



 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:47:33 2004  
  no way man....you don't call a truce when the enemy doesn't have shit.


 
GTF Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:52:15 2004  
  ifihadahif said:
>I think rm may have a point as to the direction of traffic to the originators website and he made his point eloquently and without malice.
>However the newbies, in their zeal to defend his honor sort of walked into an ambush.

GTF:Geebag, cannot admit defeat?
Ambush? Lol. how many fingers am i holding up?


>And we all know what happens when you cross a family.


GTF:You did, you crossed a family/community of webmasters .

They can bicker and fight with , blah blah blah
>... unless rm has an inexhaustable supply of currency that he will not be able to successfully pursue this in court,


GTF: He has currency of any denomination from his world web family if he needed it.

so maybe a truce would be in order.

GTF: Feck no, stop printing up Rant's shite without meeting his requests or stop printing it completely if that is his wish or you will see what happens legally and say bye bye to your wee feckwit forum .

Yes Addis is nice, that Meshuggina woman is as well. Not sucking up as most of you seem to be complete twats.

Love,
your local female fenian bastid

Tiochfáidh ár lá ( Our day will come)
>


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:56:01 2004  
  aww, shit....mesh won't be happy bout that one.


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 20:59:43 2004  
  Mesh you had a sex change and didn't tell me?!
you slut!


 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:00:44 2004  
  marsteller said:
>aww, shit....mesh won't be happy bout that one.

i was just thinking the same thing...


 
Asswipe Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:01:29 2004  
  GTF said:

>GTF: Feck no, stop printing up Rant's shite without meeting his requests or stop printing it completely if that is his wish or you will see what happens legally and say bye bye to your wee feckwit forum .

first of all, this seems like quite a heavy burden to go through out of spite. 2nd off, i'm not too familiar w/ internet sanctions but knocking a whole website down for the actions of a man who's not even in charge of the website seems like it's the same as shutting down a pencil company who supplies a plagiarizer w/ his writing instruments.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:02:50 2004  
  maybe they're not really the enemy, perhaps they/he/them came here with the best of intentions and accidentally stepped into the beehive that is gt.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:04:51 2004  
  then again maybe you can eat shit and die you skanky biatch !


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:21:54 2004  
  hehehehe
Meshuggina




 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:30:07 2004  
  marsteller said:
>i'd say most of you are some acne-scarred losers lacking the social abilities to make any real connections in the real world

You do see the irony of that statement, typing it in an internet forum?


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:41:15 2004  
  marsteller said:
>i didn't think it matters whether there's an entire article or just the title, this page would show up anyway....

That's not his point. The point is once someone comes here and sees the entire article, they may not feel the need to go onto his site. You post part of the article and a link to the story, the person must click the link in order to finish.

It's not about his name getting around. Exposure is great and as I said before, we all understand the importance of blogs and forums to help drive traffic. We just need to make sure the traffic extends into the site itself, and doesn't just stop at the forum.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:41:58 2004  
  addison said:
>Oh, Dear
>
>they never even knew what hit 'em. blinded by the lights of the chanz train speedin' to the front lines. now they're dead superhiway kill.
>
>mat_j, a latin blessing would be in order here
>

Ok ok befroe we start

Da, Domine, propitius pacem in diebus nostis, ut, ope misericordiae tuae adiuti, et a peccato simus semper liberi et ab omni perturbatione securi. Per Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.


Down to business GTF, Welsh Fenian here, sticking it to the man on the other side of the sea. May i extend a laurel and hardy Welcome/ Croeso/ Céad Míle Fáilte to the Q celts from the P celts!

Thirdly, it seems to me that it looks like a lot of people spend so much time bitching on things they've forgotten how to argue!! Jees let's keep this civil, all the Cussin'and a feuding is getting no good results.

Can't we quietly resolve this and get on with the craic?

And don't barrage me with shit, i'm not interested in this getting into any more of a worse mess than it already is!!!!

love M


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:45:59 2004  
  ifihadahif said:
>However the newbies, in their zeal to defend his honor sort of walked into an ambush.

I guess you could call it an ambush, but I feel I handled it adequately. I thought the "sloppy seconds" line was great. *pats self on back*

>And we all know what happens when you cross a family.

Which, as GTF said, is what happened on our end. I came in here and see what we posted and then I see the unwarranted attacks. So I decided to do some attacking of my own.


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:52:51 2004  
  Visualingo said:
>You do see the irony of that statement, typing it in an internet forum?

yeah, but i've had a few pics up from time to time, and im sure a few of my fellow terrorists will vouch that im no acne-scarred loser.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:57:51 2004  
  damn straight! the chick was hot too!


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:59:05 2004  
  dan632 said:
>damn straight! the chick was hot too!

Dude, get off his nuts.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Mar 25 21:59:22 2004  
  Jees GT is made up of the reincarnation of a load of Spartans and Athenians from now on Hif is Lysander and Addi can be Pericles


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:00:06 2004  
  i'm not nuts!


 
marsteller Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:01:51 2004  
  dan632 said:
>damn straight! the chick was hot too!

ay, a fine catch of an irish lass, if i do say so m'self


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:02:31 2004  
  Visualingo said:

> I came in here and see what we posted and then I see the unwarranted attacks. So I decided to do some attacking of my own.

General Addi to the webmasters of comedy troops:

Crikey, Mates! Ya can't just go attacking the enemy all willy nilly, running a this way and a that like a bunch of chickens with your balls cut off! Ya need a plan, a strategy to outwit...and weapons of mass GT destruction, that will put the fear of the Almighty in them! Get your lawyer on here. Post the letter sent to chanz. Bring out the heavy artillery!!
This fist shaking and verbal barrage hasn't done anything but give me heartburn.

*nice folks, but they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
Foghorn Leghorn


 
addi Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:06:06 2004  
  mat_j said:
>Addi can be Pericles

He damn well better not have been gay!


 
Visualingo Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:07:30 2004  
  marsteller said:
>yeah, but i've had a few pics up from time to time, and im sure a few of my fellow terrorists will vouch that im no acne-scarred loser.

Ah, well I guess you have to take my word for it. Although I do live in the basement with Dan's mother.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Mar 25 22:08:23 2004  
  addison said:
>mat_j said:
>>Addi can be Pericles
>
>He damn well better not have been gay!

Why? Are you thinking about adding a new dimension to him?


 

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