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Adrian Posted: Mon Mar 15 12:58:17 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
F*kn brilliant!!!

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When they finally threw him out he stumbled out
onto the street.
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He saw a nun walking down the road, keeping herself to herself. He
stumbled over to her and tapped her on the shoulder and as she turned round he
punched her right in the face.

Well the nun was really surprised but
before she could do or say anything he smacked her another one.
Then he slapped her round the side of the head and over she went.
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The drunk guy steadied himself and then kicked her in the back. Then he picked her up and threw her up against a wall and started working on the body.
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Finally he got tired and stopped. The nun was understandably weak at this stage and she slumped to the ground.
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The drunk grinned with pride.
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He leaned down, right in her face and whispered:
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"Not so fucking strong tonight, are you batman"



Brilliant.



 
DanSRose Posted: Tue Mar 16 00:50:57 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I don't get it. Is it a joke? If it is, it isn't funny. If it's not, it still isn't funny.


 
Asswipe Posted: Tue Mar 16 00:57:14 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hahaha, that's fucking great



 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Mar 16 07:03:46 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  laughed my ass off !
copied and pasted it to email all my friends.
could have been a seen in a leslie neilsen movie.


 
misszero Posted: Tue Mar 16 07:41:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i think its funny.

i mean, if I was the nun, maybe not. but everything in the abstract is funny. like dead baby jokes. not many people would laugh at an actual dead baby, but hey, those jokes make me laugh a lot. i'm a baaaaaaaad person


 
FN Posted: Tue Mar 16 10:32:06 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lmao


 
Maya Posted: Tue Mar 16 12:31:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
. but everything in the abstract is funny. like dead baby jokes

WHAT dead baby jokes???


 
addi Posted: Tue Mar 16 12:49:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choosing to abstain from this one

Maya, whose the pic of?


 
Maya Posted: Tue Mar 16 12:52:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>choosing to abstain from this one
>
>Maya, whose the pic of?

Have changed it, but was of footballer...i love football


 
addi Posted: Tue Mar 16 13:00:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me too. i was a quarterback and played on teams through high school and college. : )

Bad joke. I know you're referring to soccer Futbal, which I sucked at!


 
novemberrain Posted: Tue Mar 16 13:34:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  soccer does indeed rule all


 
FN Posted: Tue Mar 16 13:36:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Anybody know The Red Devils?


 
addi Posted: Tue Mar 16 13:44:05 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Anybody know The Red Devils?

no clue
they sound like people who would laugh at dead baby jokes

football players do it with their hands!


Go Liverpool!

*Mia Ham Rules


 
novemberrain Posted: Tue Mar 16 13:57:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:

>*Mia Ham Rules

yeah she does. and also tiffeny millbret

men's soccer usually has too much acedemy award winning acting for my taste


 
Billy Pilgrim Posted: Tue Mar 16 15:55:17 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Screw Liverpool Go CELTIC!!!!

sings

You are my Larson my Henrik Larson...


 
Maya Posted: Tue Mar 16 16:12:02 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Celtic and Liverpool can go kiss my arse....GO ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
dan632 Posted: Tue Mar 16 16:52:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  GO DAN!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


 
addi Posted: Tue Mar 16 17:23:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Maya said:
>Celtic and Liverpool can go kiss my arse....GO ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
(okay, Addi, think like a wacko futbal fan)
Arsenals a bunch of wussy boys pretending to be real men!!
oh, it's sooooo easy liking them when they're in 1st place. I bet if ArseAnal were down with Birmingham and the others you'd change your tune!
you fair weather fans make me sick!!

howz that?
*and I'd love to kiss your ass


 
Billy Pilgrim Posted: Tue Mar 16 17:37:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Bah the arsenal! I hope Roman imasonuvabitch from Chelsea exterminates your pitiful club with his ex Soviet plutonium based Footballs. Hehe :)


 
Maya Posted: Wed Mar 17 08:12:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:

>(okay, Addi, think like a wacko futbal fan)
>Arsenals a bunch of wussy boys pretending to be real men!!
>oh, it's sooooo easy liking them when they're in 1st place. I bet if ArseAnal were down with Birmingham and the others you'd change your tune!

Addi....dont hate babe!
>
>howz that?
>*and I'd love to kiss your ass
hehehehe


 
addi Posted: Wed Mar 17 08:40:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Maya said:

>Addi....dont hate babe!


you know i was just messin : )
I'm totally clueless about European futbal. just know it raises a LOT of passion over there and that Beckham went to Madrid, and the ladies get weak in the knees over him.

now if you ever want to talk american college football...


 
momo Posted: Wed Mar 17 10:22:02 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  liverpool sucks.

fucking hell... ghoullier should just leave my frigging team and take heskey with him...

screw MANure united...
screw ARSEsenal...
screw chealski

celtic has some redeeming aspects.

i am praying for chealski to kick ARSEsenal's ass and get their butts whooped by real madrid.

go AC MILAN


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 17 10:22:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  shit the above post was mine.

stupid bloody comp saved momo's id


 
FN Posted: Wed Mar 17 10:38:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Go Red Devils



lol.



Not really into watching sports on tv and I don't understand how people can get so freaked out about it.

Seems incredibly childish to me to semi-worship people who most of the time seem to prove the cliché of an athletic nitwit.




I only watch sports when the belgian national soccer team (The Red Devils) plays against holland for example, and even then not every time.

I've seen a few tennis games with Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin as well.

I wonder if any of you know one of those names.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Mar 17 11:49:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Go Red Devils
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>lol.
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>Not really into watching sports on tv and I don't understand how people can get so freaked out about it.
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>Seems incredibly childish to me to semi-worship people who most of the time seem to prove the cliché of an athletic nitwit.
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>
>
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>I only watch sports when the belgian national soccer team (The Red Devils) plays against holland for example, and even then not every time.
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>I've seen a few tennis games with Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin as well.
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>I wonder if any of you know one of those names.

Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin are probably known by more Americans than Belgians.
The tennis community in America is huge and the women's tour actually draws better than the men's.


 
FN Posted: Wed Mar 17 11:54:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Same thing in Belgium, especially since Kim and Justine, both from Belgium, are playing that good.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Mar 17 15:30:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Same thing in Belgium, especially since Kim and Justine, both from Belgium, are playing that good.

Right now, they are the only players on the women's tour capable of defeating the Williams sisters. That makes them pretty special.


 
antartica Posted: Wed Mar 17 15:33:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>liverpool sucks.

go FUCK yourself!!!

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 17 19:24:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>chanz said:
>>liverpool sucks.
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>go FUCK yourself!!!
>
>YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!


u obviously haven't watch liverpool play for the past 3 years...

unless ghoullier and heskey and all the useless players leave... liverpool has no chance in the EPL nor anywhere.

wake up and stop dreaming of the liverpool of old.

watching them play makes me cry match after match for the past 3 years.


 
iggy Posted: Wed Mar 17 19:25:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Go AC Milan.




 
antartica Posted: Wed Mar 17 23:56:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>u obviously haven't watch liverpool play for the past 3 years...
>
>unless ghoullier and heskey and all the useless players leave... liverpool has no chance in the EPL nor anywhere.
>
>wake up and stop dreaming of the liverpool of old.
>
>watching them play makes me cry match after match for the past 3 years.

i have and you don't just switch sides just coz they are not doing too well... you just don't


 
misszero Posted: Thu Mar 18 05:27:41 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that's it. i refuse to let this dissolve into sports. time for dead baby jokes.

what has 4 legs and an arm? A doberman in a children's playground.

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? it depends how hard you throw them

how to you get 100 babies into a bucket? with a blender.

how do you get them out again? With doritos!

what's blue and orange and lies on the bottom of the pool? baby with slashed armbands.

what's red and orange and floats in the pool? armbands with a slashed baby.

what sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

muahahaha. i'm going to get shot down for this.


 
dan632 Posted: Thu Mar 18 05:46:16 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero, that is some fucking funny shit!


 
libra Posted: Thu Mar 18 11:58:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dead baby jokes always make me cringe...


 
iggy Posted: Thu Mar 18 12:10:47 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>chanz said:
>>u obviously haven't watch liverpool play for the past 3 years...
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>>unless ghoullier and heskey and all the useless players leave... liverpool has no chance in the EPL nor anywhere.
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>>wake up and stop dreaming of the liverpool of old.
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>>watching them play makes me cry match after match for the past 3 years.
>
>i have and you don't just switch sides just coz they are not doing too well... you just don't

argh. unless they start winning again.
play some football

i rather switch


 
misszero Posted: Mon Mar 22 06:09:44 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  edward de bono wrote about why things are funny. as we live, we develop a sequence in our heads, and when something is out of sequence, its funny.

hence, since libra doesn't think they're funny, they aren't out of her sequence.

hence, libra eats dead babies.

the end.


 
libra Posted: Mon Mar 22 10:12:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>edward de bono wrote about why things are funny. as we live, we develop a sequence in our heads, and when something is out of sequence, its funny.
>
>hence, since libra doesn't think they're funny, they aren't out of her sequence.
>
>hence, libra eats dead babies.
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>the end.

hehehe. that's right, i'm the female hannibal lector...OOO that'd be an exciting horror film, a woman who eats babies...it'd really gross people out though...

mmmmmmmm


 
misszero Posted: Mon May 10 01:45:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you know, I won free food for one of my dead baby jokes at uni.

hence, dead bay jokes feed people from nothing.

hence, dead baby jokes are Jesus.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon May 10 06:06:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yee gads the logic machine is gonna explode!


 



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