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Hey Addie, you pulled an all-nighter lately ?
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Apr 26 16:10:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'M NOT OLD I'M JUST SLOW
What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor
instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take
any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.





 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 16:34:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "OLD" IS WHEN....A conservative Republican insults you on a public forum and your response is just to say "fuck it", cuz you don't have the energy to insult him back.

: )


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Apr 26 16:48:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey, that wasn't an insult, at least it wasn't intended to be.
Just one old fucker to another.
Anyway, I'm outta here now. . . going to Stevie Ray's Blues Bar tonite to catch The Amazing Rhythm Aces.
Been awhile since I've been to a club, but the Derby festivities are upon us and we must partake. . .


 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:32:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey, I wasn't insulted. Just my poor attempt at a joke. Have a good time bud!

"OLD" IS WHEN.....the only time you go out to a club is when the Kentucky Derby comes to town. lol





 
FN Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:37:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Lol.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... you start a thread about what it's like to be old and the only one replying is another old fart while the other people think to themselves: we won't interfere, let the oldies have their fun.


 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:52:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm sorry, young man. This is the adult gene pool your in. You need to be intellectualy mature to post here. The lil' piss kiddie pool is over there.


Old Plonkers: 1
Christophe: 0

You been Punk'd son! lol


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:53:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  except Chris



 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:53:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and me


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:53:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and me again


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:54:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and again



 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:54:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and again


 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:55:03 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  is this a poor attempt to pad your posting count?!!!



 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:55:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and hell i suppose i posted again, Isn't this getting old now mat?

Isn't that the point of this thread you schizo swine!


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:56:10 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>is this a poor attempt to pad your posting count?!!!
>

GO TO HELL PANTENE PRINCESS!


 
FN Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:56:40 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>I'm sorry, young man. This is the adult gene pool your in. You need to be intellectualy mature to post here. The lil' piss kiddie pool is over there.
>

Straight through my heart addi, straight through my heart...

;o)


 
FN Posted: Mon Apr 26 17:59:03 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>You been Punk'd son! lol


Watch it oldtimer, your aorta might give in.


 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 18:07:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:

>Watch it oldtimer, your aorta might give in.

Why, I aorta!!


 
addi Posted: Mon Apr 26 18:07:46 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>GO TO HELL PANTENE PRINCESS!

what's a pantene princess, and is she into older dudes?


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Apr 26 19:17:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i use pantene pro v.



and kick asses for fun.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Apr 26 20:04:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  here's one for Addison

Despite its small size, only a fraction over 8,000 sq. miles (slightly larger than the state of New Jersey), and with a population just under 3,000,000, Wales raises more sheep than any other area in Europe. Its 11,000,000 sheep represent about 15 percent of the sheep in the European Community. Because of the relatively poor soil of much of the land and high rainfall, about 80 percent of Wales is designated as "less favored areas" by the European Community. The conditions, however, are ideal for the raising of sheep. Especially famous is Berwyn Lamb, a succulent delicacy raised on the lush, green pastures of the Berwyn Mountains.

Metal grids to prevent the sheep from trespassing are found on main roads and country lanes throughout the country. A legend has grown up about a famous sheep in Merthyr Tydfil who taught her offspring to conquer their fear of the thin metal bars in the grids by rolling over them! Countless townspeople swear to the veracity of this event, though an equal number of reporters have failed to witness it.



 
iggy Posted: Mon Apr 26 20:36:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm trying my best not to laugh cos i'm on my way to olds-ville


 
antartica Posted: Mon Apr 26 23:40:42 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  old is when... you start a thread to insult another old f**ker... and you forget what you wanted to say...

d'oh!


 
marsteller Posted: Tue Apr 27 02:14:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
You need to be intellectualy mature to post here. The lil' piss kiddie pool is over there.

>Old Plonkers: 1
>Christophe: 0


think you lost that point with the "You been Punk'd son! lol" comment.


 
Dancer Posted: Tue Apr 27 02:19:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  old is when ...you start counting on how much you've wasted on shampoo your whole life.

old is when.. people check your breath when you do not snore.

:) interesting thread..


 
marsteller Posted: Tue Apr 27 02:32:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "If the music's too loud, you're too old" - Airheads


 
choke Posted: Tue Apr 27 04:09:29 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>here's one for Addison
>
>Despite its small size, only a fraction over 8,000 sq. miles (slightly larger than the state of New Jersey), and with a population just under 3,000,000, Wales raises more sheep than any other area in Europe.

NZ has more sheep then it has people :P


 
iggy Posted: Tue Apr 27 06:25:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:

>
>NZ has more sheep then it has people :P

NZ sounds like heaven to addi now.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Apr 27 07:01:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  omygawd ! what hath i wrought ?


 
addi Posted: Tue Apr 27 07:20:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  thanks a hell of a lot, hif
sheep and being an old fart. lovely


do me a favor next time you want to include me in a thread title...don't.

lol


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Apr 27 08:51:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Does one suppose that being a sheeplover and being a lover of sheep are one and the same ?


 
FN Posted: Tue Apr 27 10:45:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
>face.


Well hif do...


Nah, too easy.


 
FN Posted: Tue Apr 27 11:09:46 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Does one suppose that being a sheeplover and being a lover of sheep are one and the same ?


Does the pope shit in the woods?


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Apr 27 11:17:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>mat_j said:
>>here's one for Addison
>>
>>Despite its small size, only a fraction over 8,000 sq. miles (slightly larger than the state of New Jersey), and with a population just under 3,000,000, Wales raises more sheep than any other area in Europe.
>
>NZ has more sheep then it has people :P

didn't you read that?? there are 11,000,000 to 3,00,000 people last time i checked eleven mill was bigger than three!!

I apologise for being pedantic


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Apr 27 11:18:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>choke said:
>>mat_j said:
>>>here's one for Addison
>>>
>>>Despite its small size, only a fraction over 8,000 sq. miles (slightly larger than the state of New Jersey), and with a population just under 3,000,000, Wales raises more sheep than any other area in Europe.
>>
>>NZ has more sheep then it has people :P
>
>didn't you read that?? there are 11,000,000 to 3,00,000 people last time i checked eleven mill was bigger than three!!
>
>I apologise for being pedantic


edited version 3000,000 not 300,000

again i apologise



 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Apr 27 12:08:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey, stop using ultra-hip words like "pedantic"


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Apr 27 16:44:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Hey, stop using ultra-hip words like "pedantic"

Hey stop using groovy hairdo's like the comb over!


 
marsi Posted: Sun May 2 12:23:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "OLD" IS WHEN.... you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger generation


 
mat_j Posted: Sun May 2 21:34:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  marsi said:
>"OLD" IS WHEN.... you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger generation

Dammit, that means i'm old now!!


Damn kids and their music


 
choke Posted: Mon May 3 04:37:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>>
>>didn't you read that?? there are 11,000,000 to 3,00,000 people last time i checked eleven mill was bigger than three!!
>>
>>I apologise for being pedantic

eye. my bad. truly sorry. and no need to apologise for being that bigassed word :)


 
misszero Posted: Mon May 3 08:16:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hahaha. mat j pulls out the snappy comebacks. just what I like to see.

encore, encore.....!


 
antartica Posted: Sun May 16 05:41:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Great Truths About Growing Old


1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2. Insanity is the only means of relaxation.

3. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5. God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.

6. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

7. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.

8. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

9. Sometimes I think I understand everything… then I regain consciousness.

10. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.



 



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