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antartica Posted: Thu Apr 29 09:33:24 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  okies... this one's for the poll questeeen!

i'm pretty surprised tt there are equal numbers of folks who would lose an arm or leg...

i choose a leg coz i could always get fitted with a stump of sorts to walk or plod about with.. but to lose an arm?


 
Dancer Posted: Thu Apr 29 09:42:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  damn... i really can't choose.. can i..err.. perhaps a toe???


 
addi Posted: Thu Apr 29 10:12:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i've lost my head a few times


 
FN Posted: Thu Apr 29 10:27:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>i choose a leg coz i could always get fitted with a stump of sorts to walk or plod about with.. but to lose an arm?

Indeed.

A leg can be more or less replaced, an arm can't at this point in time.

Leg protheses are pretty advanced nowerdays, but for arms it's way more complicated.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Apr 29 11:05:50 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  without a leg, I would still be able to masturbate, but if I was missing an arm, it would be more difficult.


 
FN Posted: Thu Apr 29 11:16:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>without a leg, I would still be able to masturbate, but if I was missing an arm, it would be more difficult.

You're going to be needing it, when was the marriage again?


 
addi Posted: Thu Apr 29 11:45:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm officially changing my vote to losing a leg after hif's post. I need to masticate.


 
Malik Posted: Thu Apr 29 13:40:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I would prefer to lose an arm. Because with only one leg, I would almost always be on crutches or a wheelchair. Also, a lot of things can be done with only one arm, but with only one leg you've lost alot.

Also, wasn't it some one-armed slave that started the first revolt in one of those Carriban countries?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Apr 29 14:04:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
>i'm officially changing my vote to losing a leg after hif's post. I need to masticate.
>
Perhaps Addie would honor us with a demonstration of the skills he honed in his former profession by using the words "masturbate" and "masticate" in the same sentence.


 
Mark Posted: Thu Apr 29 14:32:39 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I voted for the arm, because with one leg I would to much dependant of help. I would prefer my left arm though since I'm right-handed


 
libra Posted: Thu Apr 29 16:07:29 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  aw. now i want to change my vote. I said arm cause i figured at least i'd be able to get around and people do a lot of things one handed. But now i'm thinking and i could get a prosthesis and then be two armed and be totally fine.


 
addi Posted: Thu Apr 29 16:39:39 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>Perhaps Addie would honor us with a demonstration of the skills he honed in his former profession by using the words "masturbate" and "masticate" in the same sentence.

i found this is an old reader I had back in '60...

See Dick masterbate.
Blow ,Dick, blow!
See Jane masticate her vegetables as she watches Dick.
Chew, Jane, chew!

they just don't make readers like that anymore


 
antartica Posted: Fri Apr 30 02:16:24 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LMAO!!!


 
antartica Posted: Fri Apr 30 02:17:31 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hang on...
"blow, dick, blow" and masturbate some how... just doesn't... erh.... foggedit....


 
choke Posted: Fri Apr 30 02:57:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  bleh dont get technical on us :P


 
Mark Posted: Fri Apr 30 04:00:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:

>See Dick masterbate.
>Blow ,Dick, blow!
Hmm...he must be able to bend in ways I can't even start to imagine :p


 
DaveHill Posted: Fri Apr 30 09:22:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You can do stuff like that in those giant balls they use for training astronauts. (and snake people.) The pressure is lowered inside, enabling you to bend in the most fantastic ways. Lay your head on your heels, or just blow yourself :)

Anyway, i think i could cope with just one leg. I want to keep playing guitar, do some drumming now and then, and i think i'd walk good enough with a plastick stick protruding from my hips.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Apr 30 17:00:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It would be much to diffucult to box with only one arm. and makes masturbating and playing with hotties breasts much more diffucult.


i would lose a leg. I could do with a peg leg, but a peg arm? H-E double hockey sticks NO!


 
Puck Posted: Fri Apr 30 21:20:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'd give up a leg if I could get a Pogo-stick instead.
I'd sell my soul for a donut.


 
dan632 Posted: Fri Apr 30 23:30:31 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i was different and clicked face


 
mat_j Posted: Sat May 1 11:04:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Definatly leg, then i could be a pirate



Mat_j's agent: Not until you've past your yachtsmans license


DAMN YOU NAYSAYING AGENT!


excuse me...........


 
libra Posted: Sat May 1 16:59:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Definatly leg, then i could be a pirate
>

pirates are hot.


 
Mouse Posted: Sat May 1 20:51:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>pirates are hot.

What an astute observation, Libra. ;)

I picked leg, that way even if it's not possible to attach a prosthetic you can still learn to get around on crutches. Being able to write, type, draw, and be useful would be more important than any hinderance in movement.
Mouse


 
Mesh Posted: Sat May 1 21:01:24 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>mat_j said:
>>Definatly leg, then i could be a pirate
>>
>
>pirates are hot.


you would really like maddox, then.


 
choke Posted: Sun May 2 02:48:53 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mmmmmmmmmmmmm johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean!!


 
libra Posted: Sun May 2 03:06:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>mmmmmmmmmmmmm johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean!!

I KNOW!!!

why can't johnny depp have clones...that are about twenty years younger...


 
Mesh Posted: Sun May 2 05:34:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:

>why can't johnny depp have clones...that are about twenty years younger...

I say, DAMN THAT JOHNNY DEPP!!!

"And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies..."



 
dan632 Posted: Sun May 2 06:30:25 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>why can't johnny depp have clones...that are about twenty years younger...

johnny depp looks like he is 18 anyway, just marry the kid and tell everyone he is 20, that way you're only half lying


 
choke Posted: Mon May 3 04:47:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mmm.. clone...


 



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