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Maya Posted: Mon May 3 14:23:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  www.deadmaneating.com

no booze allowed....
How did the guy who ordered 4 packs of cigarettes get through them all??
Who cooks the meal?? hmmm



 
FN Posted: Mon May 3 14:54:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I ordered pussy but JQ filtered it out lol.

Mmmmm... Pussy...


I need a woman.


lol


 
laurie Posted: Mon May 3 17:27:42 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I read a newspaper article on this great chef in texas who had made the last meals for literally hundreds of inmates, it was all he did. Couldn't tell you anything specific about him but he just had this amazing insight into the whole issue of corpral punishment and was really philisophical. Just made me think.
I'd have ben and jerrys ice cream and whisky :p


 
FN Posted: Mon May 3 17:30:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  laurie said:
>and was really philisophical. Just made me think.

I bet he had some spicy remarks to make.



That sucked I know.


 
laurie Posted: Mon May 3 17:33:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that really was particularly for someone being so high and mighty about groupies :oP


 
FN Posted: Mon May 3 17:36:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  laurie said:
>that really was particularly for someone being so high and mighty about groupies :oP

I like it here in my ivory tower.

Sometimes I make comments like the spicy thing to keep in touch with my subjects :o)


 
laurie Posted: Mon May 3 17:46:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ah the great christophe... if only us lowly people could be in touch with his level of enlightenment.


 
FN Posted: Mon May 3 17:49:25 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  laurie said:
>ah the great christophe... if only us lowly people could be in touch with his level of enlightenment.

I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to handle it.


(I'm just joking around by the way don't take any of this personally)


 
Mesh Posted: Mon May 3 17:52:06 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i dont know about them, but i take it all personally you fuck. god damn you.












just kidding :)


 
laurie Posted: Mon May 3 17:57:28 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You made me cry. You feel good? Huh?
Dont answer that. :oP


 
addi Posted: Mon May 3 18:53:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I ordered pussy but JQ filtered it out lol.

Mmmmm. I love it, except on pizza


 
Maya Posted: Mon May 3 19:00:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  alcohol is not allowed in the last meal.....imagine, the last thing you want is a cold beer and they stamp PROHIBITED on your menu and give you some "sweet ice tea". Yeah, like its the same!!!




 
Mesh Posted: Mon May 3 19:02:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  prison is nice. three square meals a day. a bed to sleep on.


plus all the sex!!!!!


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon May 3 20:45:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>prison is nice. three square meals a day. a bed to sleep on.
>
>plus all the sex!!!!!

Oh that's great.
It's like how all Nazi camps were fun and full of hijinks! Just like Hogan's Heroes!
That was a great show. Nazis = comdey gold.


 
iggy Posted: Mon May 3 22:42:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I ordered pussy but JQ filtered it out lol.
>


jase filtered mine out as well.

i ordered the balls of
1) the judge,
2) the police that got me
3) the prosecution lawyers

to be grilled and served to me




 
Dancer Posted: Tue May 4 01:16:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chanz said:
>Christophe said:
>>I ordered pussy but JQ filtered it out lol.
>>
>
>
>jase filtered mine out as well.
>
>i ordered the balls of
>1) the judge,
>2) the police that got me
>3) the prosecution lawyers
>
>to be grilled and served to me
>
>

hahahahaha didn't thought of that...
but why did JQ took that out? ?


 
dan632 Posted: Tue May 4 02:07:29 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i ordered a big mac and all this other crap including a shitload of jim beam so i was too wasted to know i was going to die but it got filtered as well i think


 
DaveHill Posted: Tue May 4 02:25:25 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dan632 said:
>i ordered a big mac and all this other crap including a shitload of jim beam so i was too wasted to know i was going to die but it got filtered as well i think

It sounds familiar to me, think it got through, but i'n too lazy to check...


 
mat_j Posted: Tue May 4 07:28:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Carrot and corriander soup with garlic bread made by my cousin to start.

a glass of ice cold European coke.

Welsh lamb and beef, potatoes, cabbage, carrots, peas, cauliflour, roasties, mashed parsnip, yorkshire puddings and gravy made by my auntie for main.

Pint of Kronenburg 1664/ Carlsber extra to drink.

big slice of apple pie with custard for desert.

glass of water.

followed by coffee, cheese and crackers.

then
brandy and whiskey, cigars and maybea few joints.

Damn that would kill me, they wouldn't need to bring in the firing squad

my whiskey, beer and pot all made it through, YEEEEHAW!!


 



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