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I am a BAD American
Mesh Posted: Thu Jun 3 23:55:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  YES, IíM A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesnít give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through four years plus of college, you havenít begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer.

I donít hate the rich. I donít pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake, and I donít waste my time arguing about it.

Iíve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didnít wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I havenít burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if youíre running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if youíre breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I donít want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesnít take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, Iím a BAD American.




george carlin is a funny son-of-a-gun



 
Worm Posted: Fri Jun 4 01:21:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Funny, yes. He also makes pretty good sense.


 
addi Posted: Fri Jun 4 08:03:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm kind of skeptical about the true authorship on this one. Anyone have any links to proove that these words are in fact Carlins?


 
dan632 Posted: Fri Jun 4 08:22:21 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yeah i'm a little sceptic about it too, but it was pretty good.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Jun 4 08:26:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  probably find it at hoaxbusters.org, but I for one saw Mr. Carlin deny authorship of this on TV, nevertheless, it does make a lot of good points.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jun 4 11:36:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  well then i guess thats that.

still funny though.


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Jun 8 06:10:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I am a bad american



I'm from the UK
mwahahaha


 



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