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Bedtime Prayer For Guys
antartica Posted: Sun Jun 27 08:40:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Bedtime Prayer For Guys


As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'Cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
And brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance, and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.




 
Mesh Posted: Sun Jun 27 08:41:24 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  AMEN!


 
FN Posted: Sun Jun 27 09:49:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Only once a week???


I am apalled!


 
choke Posted: Sun Jun 27 21:25:56 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Only once a week???
>
>
>I am apalled!

..at the luck of the guy?


 
Mouse Posted: Sun Jun 27 22:00:22 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Why is it always a blonde anyway? Doesn't seem fair to them.

Men... sheesh. If they weren't so damn handsome...


 
Puck Posted: Mon Jun 28 00:01:29 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>Bedtime Prayer For Guys
If by "Guy", you mean a walking/talking penis, then I agree.

Mouse said:
>Why is it always a blonde anyway?
If it helps, I tend to prefer non-blondes...and they can be short too...and maybe not even really sexy, just cute and cuddly. I guess this doesn't apply to me...most of the time.
Does this mean that, legally, I'm not a guy?


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Jun 28 06:49:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I like blondes.


Who knew?


 
FN Posted: Mon Jun 28 07:24:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>..at the luck of the guy?

Hey, I'm happy to return the favour.



And Mouse, I tend to prefer brunettes.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 28 08:15:25 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  king thong prefers sweet-p
methinks she's a goddess !


 
Mark Posted: Mon Jun 28 16:05:10 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:
>Why is it always a blonde anyway? Doesn't seem fair to them.
It's not always blond. I like brunettes or reds more.

>Men... sheesh. If they weren't so damn handsome...
Yes indeed...if those men weren't so damn handsome... :p


 
Mouse Posted: Tue Jun 29 00:55:57 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>I like blondes.
>
>
>Who knew?

*raises hand* I did! :P

Puck, you are an elite subgrouping of guy to which no certain term has been attached. One of the main words used is 'awesome'. ;) Fortunety, there seems to be a population cluster of such beings here.

Sweet P is indeed a goddess, when you boys have carved the world up and are fighting over it you'll be laying offerings at her feet to bless your battles against each other.

And no hair color is better than any other, because not everyone looks nice as a brunette, or blonde, or redhead...
Why the heck isn't there a term for people with black hair?

Ooo, look! I'm ranting, I should go to bed. Or else stop being happy.


 
choke Posted: Tue Jun 29 05:29:57 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heh heh heh

my hair is bright pink as of about 20minutes ago

:D


 
antartica Posted: Tue Jun 29 06:20:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>my hair is bright pink as of about 20minutes ago

PicTure!!!!


 
Mouse Posted: Tue Jun 29 13:31:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Awesome, choke!
Do give us a picture, please?


 
Christian Posted: Tue Jun 29 13:41:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

...there...now i feel better :-)


 
choke Posted: Wed Jun 30 04:44:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  bleh i dont have a camera. il try though :)


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Jun 30 04:45:03 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Please do!


 
samuel Posted: Wed Jun 30 08:15:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i tell you now, i went out with a blonde cheer leader type gal and what did i learn from it?

they give you nothing but great sex, a large credit bill and a headache.

however us males being what we are.. the great sex was enough to keep me with her for a year :/




 
addi Posted: Wed Jun 30 08:49:44 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  samuel said:

>however us males being what we are.. the great sex was enough to keep me with her for a year :/

we are a dispicable group, aren't we!

the things we'll put up with just for a little nookie
tsk....tsk...I know I'm ashamed. When I get home from work today I'm gonna change my sex


 
antartica Posted: Wed Jun 30 09:59:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addison said:
> tsk....tsk...I know I'm ashamed. When I get home from work today I'm gonna change my sex

HA HA HA!!!
why do i get the feeling that this is one post that you wished that there was a "delete" option...

MWA HA ha ha ha!!!


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Jul 1 01:37:40 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:

>Sweet P is indeed a goddess, when you boys have carved the world up and are fighting over it you'll be laying offerings at her feet to bless your battles against each other.

Highly unlikely :)
Though I DO have secret super powers...

Your words are so nice, Mouse. Thank you.


 
Puck Posted: Sat Jul 3 05:08:39 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:
>Puck, you are an elite subgrouping of guy to which no certain term has been attached. One of the main words used is 'awesome'. ;)

thanx, mouse. you're quite awesome as well. *hug*


 



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