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antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 02:21:31 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Cannibis Vodka!
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2004/06/09/012.html

Canadian Union of Nicotine and Tobacco Sellers
http://www.atheists.net/pages/kidsmustsmoke.html

tts all for now... will post more depeneding on how bored i get today or how much work i get also... =P


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 03:08:39 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  remember the great alternative GT url search?

came by this one...
JQ... looks like GT's been linked in from some german site???

http://www.dino-online.de/leiste/?url=http%3A//www.generationterrorists.com/


 
webmaster Posted: Fri Jul 2 03:16:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Just looks like if you pass the URL to the 'url' parameter, it loads the original website in the bottom frame. Nothing I should be worried about (not that I care anyway... :)


 
mat_j Posted: Fri Jul 2 06:14:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  They used to sell cannibis vodka at Molokos the Vodka bar here in the UK it tastes like how i would imagine nettles or leaves to taste like.


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 09:29:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ghosts in the Machines
What Happens to Your Online Self When You Die?
(wierd shit)
http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=8182


Virus email subject lines
http://cockeyed.com/citizen/viruses/virus_subject_lines.html


Speed of light may have changed recently
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996092


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 09:38:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hrak Rock Kills you?
http://naturalscience.org/en/div/mouse_maze.html


soft drink? soda? pop? soda pop?
so what do you call it?
http://www.popvssoda.com/countystats/total-county.html


99 rooms.....
http://99rooms.terracontent.de/index.html


wtf's a retrosexual!!??
http://noeldavis.net/article.php3?article=17


am tired... headed outta da office...
g'nite kids


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 09:42:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  juat can't resist one last one... some food for thought:


Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?


 
antartica Posted: Fri Jul 2 09:46:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do stairs go up or down?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Can you get cornered in a round room?


 
DanSRose Posted: Fri Jul 2 10:25:52 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I posted this yesterday on Buildings thread. The photos on this are creepy and amazing. Chilling, is the word.
http://photos.dobi.nu/
Trust me, it's worth a visit.



 
misszero Posted: Fri Jul 2 10:32:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  in this movie, Chopper, a guy cuts off his ears in prison, and as they're taking him to the hospital, another prisoner yells out 'hey chopper, can i have your sunglasses?'

so maybe they cant wear glasses


 
Zacq Posted: Fri Jul 2 15:12:58 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://guimp.com/pacman_flash.html


 
antartica Posted: Sat Jul 3 03:25:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  stupid but funny...

MacGyver Foils Airport Security
http://bbspot.com/News/2004/06/macgyver.html


 
Puck Posted: Sun Jul 4 04:24:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>wtf's a retrosexual!!??
I scored a 10.75 out of 14 on that list.

Ant said:
>If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
No, they use a stack of encyclopedias.

>Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
It's very noisy.

Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Queer Eye for the Uruk Hai.

All I can suggest right now is go forth and read penny arcade (unless you couldn't ever call yourself a gamer, then don't bother).



 
antartica Posted: Tue Jul 6 01:44:14 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LMAO!!!

Five shitty movies that everyone loves.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies


 
antartica Posted: Tue Jul 6 01:52:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hmm... i may decide to change jobs and move back to malaysia...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3862403.stm


and word of caution... don't piss off your colleagues...
http://www.theigroup.com.au/vid/cooler.mpg


WTF's this birdy?
http://usaattacked.com/mi-24_helicopter_in_afghanistan.htm


 
chickenhed Posted: Tue Jul 6 19:29:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You can make your own cannabis vodka but it takes a real long time. First, get a bottle of vodka. Then, save all the stems from your green and drop them into the bottle. Do this for like a year (longer if you haven't got that much of a dope habit) and you'll have your very own cannabis vodka which, although I haven't tried it, will get you really and truely off your face. To hurry things along you could ask friends to save their stems too! You could turn it into a bonding experience! Probably...


 
chickenhed Posted: Tue Jul 6 19:43:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I ain't gonna lie to you, I'm hocking my blog. But it's okay! It's actually pretty good! There are interesting photographs I've taken, like the one used in my profile, pretty words, and all kinda kooky linkage. I'm not usually one for going into forums and posting links to my site but I gotta admit this one kinda caught my eye. Hip, inteligent, completely non-lame. Hell, I think I might stick around a while... That house of leaves thread looks interesting...

Anyway, check out lockedinabox. You might like it.

http://spanktheplanet.blogspot.com


 
Asswipe Posted: Tue Jul 6 21:18:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you write some damn interesting stuff chickenhed, will read some more later, but you definatly caught my attention w/ that first poem on your site and the zombie goldfish post


 
chickenhed Posted: Wed Jul 7 08:21:59 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Thanks man.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Jul 15 05:52:42 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ~ The Origins of Bandnames ~
http://heathenworld.com/bandname/index.html

Canadian government makes new improved dope----- WTF???
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/071304_ap_sn_pot.html

who's looking for new tshirts?
http://www.notvanilla.us/braillet-shirtsa.html

why did the chicken cross the road?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/3510527/detail.html

A London artist who collected mucus from his nose for two years and displayed the resulting ball of snot at four separate art exhibitions is now ready to part with his prized possession -- to the tune of roughly $20,000.....
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-13/1010072.html

for f**ks sake! lets make our own! we'll call it "Great Balls of GT!"

Child Imitating Spider-Man.. .. .. {i dunno whether to cry or laugh or how to react to this one}
http://www.local6.com/news/3488560/detail.html

if you was luke, or han or mebbe even chewy...would you run away from this stormtrooper(ess?)
http://www.rebelscum.com/halloween/h11a.jpg

any of ya fave songs here?
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/ae/content/auto/epaper/editions/sunday/arts_entertainment_044e278375a2b1fe00dd.html

wanna be a famous rock'n'roller?
http://www.babysue.com/RockStar.html

was any of you from the US called up for this? lol...is gotta be a hoax
Clerical Error Sends 30,000 Marine Biologists to Iraq
http://www.thebentinel.com/040704-marine-biologists-in-iraq.html




 
antartica Posted: Thu Jul 15 06:11:11 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  dang... how could i have left this one out

quick fix food!
http://www.yarayara.com/tv/


 
FN Posted: Thu Jul 15 07:38:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

They want to keep their customers in their own company.

>Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Religious hypocrisy.

>Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
>free?

Actually it isn't free, they buy your loyalty.

>If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

To bring the point out some more for the slower ones.

>You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Don't quit your night job.

>Why did Mary own a little lamb?

To slaughter and eat it.

>If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

Interesting.

Over here as far as I know they don't put your height and weight on there though.

>If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Not over here.

>In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

A whore.

>Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

My guess is from NumerO.


 
antartica Posted: Wed Jul 21 06:59:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Four inmates escape, go on beer run

ROGERSVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- The party's over for four inmates accused of going on a beer run after the jail's doors were accidentally left unlocked.

The men were charged Monday with escape and bringing alcohol into a jail.

The breakout occurred Thursday night after cellblock doors at the Hawkins County Jail were left unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Sheriff Warren Rimer said....

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/07/20/brf.inmates.beer.run.ap/index.html

fucking AAA!!!


 
antartica Posted: Thu Jul 22 01:14:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  This is so NOT right....!

Bigger breasts offered as perk to soldiers
NEW YORK (Reuters) -- The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

more... http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/07/21/military.perks.reut/index.html




 



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