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does hard work pay off?
antartica Posted: Thu Jul 15 02:05:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ever wonder .....

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



 
marsteller Posted: Thu Jul 15 02:07:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ahoy.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jul 15 03:20:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I hate ass kissing. Its so demeaning.


I also hate talking yourself up, or "tooting your own horn."





 
DaveHill Posted: Thu Jul 15 04:19:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Interesting. So basically, long difficult words get the job done?


 
FN Posted: Thu Jul 15 04:46:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah.

If you can't stun them with intelligence baffle them with bullshit.


Most people will just nod if they don't know what you're talking about.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Jul 15 06:20:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  after reading that i fully understand why "brown nosing snivelly ass kissing spineless jellyfish s.o.b" colleagues are doing so well! lol


 
Jasdev Posted: Thu Jul 15 11:32:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  School heads, teachers, and politicians should take this to heart.

Maybe thennnnnnnnn, all the BS that somehow came along with em would stop. :P


 
erikagm Posted: Thu Jul 15 11:50:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ROTFL!!!!!

That little piece of intelligence was passed on to me by a very nice co-worker who saw I was having a very hard time dealing with my new moronic boss after my promotion. Needless to say, it worked like a charm. I have never enjoyed ass kissing, but let me tell you... 1 week after the boss told me that I either changed attitude or he would fire my ass, and 5 days after I received the priceless message, I was his favorite!!! LOL


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Jul 15 23:03:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  While brown nosing and sucking up work, the thing is- which is worth more to YOU? A promotion or your morals?


 



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