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Posted: Thu Aug 5 00:27:05 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hey, I've been reading posts here for about four years now; instead of a overly typical 'about me' thread, i'm doing something a bit different, I encourage anybody else who feels like it to jump in.

Two Truths and a Lie (in no particular order*):

1. I was in a car on the Ambassador Bridge, the largest border crossing in north america (between Windsor, Canada and Detroit, Michigan), and have full citizenship in both Canada and the United States.

2. Can't stand smoking pot, only ever tried it once, but I've been selling it for a ~$1100 profit monthly for 3 years, and have twice avoided jail time because my father is staff insp. with the city police force.

3. I once accidentally used the Necronomicon (fabled book of the dead, though I'm sure it was just some thrift store copy) as a beer coaster at my exgirlfriend's house, and her uncle living with her "cursed" me.


*that is, any given one could be a truth, or a lie. but one's a lie. and the two others are truths. Game On, and Nice to meet you. Call me Crim.


 
Posted: Thu Aug 5 00:28:42 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:

>1. I was in a car on the Ambassador Bridge,

that should be "I was BORN in a car on the Ambassador Bridge,". my mistake.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Aug 5 03:45:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  no.2's a lie... i've yet to meet anyone here that don't like pot.... heh... with the exception of Chris...


 
girl Posted: Thu Aug 5 05:00:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yet to meet anyone that doesn't like pot, period.




 
DaveHill Posted: Thu Aug 5 05:43:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  1's a lie.

Though 3 is probably wrong either, since i very much doubt any original copies of the book of the dead are still around...


 
Christian Posted: Thu Aug 5 07:26:26 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  number TWO is a lie. haha

WELCOME CriminalSaint, I LIKE your style! :-)


 
century Posted: Thu Aug 5 08:08:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Seeming as CriminalSaint has introduced himself to the forum, then I think its time I pluck up the courage and do the same.

Hi people, I havent been reading the posts for very long, its only been about about half a year since I found this site, but it is one of my favourites, and I hope to become active in the forum.

Anyway I think number 1 is a lie.


 
Christian Posted: Thu Aug 5 08:09:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  WELCOME, Century :-)


 
FN Posted: Thu Aug 5 08:37:20 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  They're falling right into our trap


 
DaveHill Posted: Thu Aug 5 10:00:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You just haven't got the guts to answer the question.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Aug 5 10:20:47 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DaveHill said:
>You just haven't got the guts to answer the question.

heh heh... good one Dave H ; )


 
erikagm Posted: Thu Aug 5 11:11:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I think number 1 is a lie... LOL

And yes, Chris... Our baits surely work... I'm glad I'm not the only one that fell for them, though... :P


 
Posted: Thu Aug 5 11:46:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heh, so the idea was for you guys to all do the same.... tell two truths and a lie.

hop to it! i like seeing creativity around this place.


 
Posted: Thu Aug 5 11:51:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh, and for what it's worth? #2's a lie. :)

still don't like pot; still only tried it once ever, but I've never really considered selling it, even smalltime.

but yeah, I was really born on the Ambassador, hold dual citizenship, and am "cursed".

I make my money by selling suits and DJing, part time while at the university of windsor.


 
DanSRose Posted: Thu Aug 5 13:59:10 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I was going to say #2 because I used to own a thrift store copy of the Necronomicon and #2 is just silly.
Welcome ALL!


 
Puck Posted: Thu Aug 5 14:18:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>I used to own a thrift store copy of the Necronomicon

I stole my bro's copy 4 years ago. It didn't work, so now I'm an atheist. lol


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 14:30:30 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I figured number two was the lie...

I'm not interesting enough to come up with two truths and one lie... lol. My life is just as average as anyone's.


 
Christian Posted: Thu Aug 5 14:33:20 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'd say let's all try to say three things where two are truths and one is a lie. I think it's kinda cool!


 
Kira Posted: Thu Aug 5 14:33:35 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I want to play!


I briefly took Irish dance lessons, in the same class as Courtney Coz.

At the State Fair when I was seven, I purposefully lost my mother, with the intent of joining the circus.

I once had a secret admirer who turned out to be 35+ years older than me.


Hello and welcome, Crim and Century.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Aug 5 14:58:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>Coz.
>

That should be Cox. Rats.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 15:12:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>>I once had a secret admirer who turned out to be 35+ years older than me.
>

I think that one's the lie.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Aug 5 15:28:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm blonde hair with blue eyes.


I am missing two fingers from a boating accident.


When I was a real little kid I was pretty fluent in spanish, but after years and years of non-usage, I cant remember hardly a thing of it.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 15:45:18 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  >I am missing two fingers from a boating accident.

the lie??


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Aug 5 15:47:00 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'll let a couple more people take a stab at it before I spill the beans.


mmmmm beans......I am now reminded I have chili I can heat up and eat. With cornbread. Oh god! Soooo good, chili is.


 
Asswipe Posted: Thu Aug 5 15:58:07 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  innocenceNonus said:
>Sailovzi said:
>>>I once had a secret admirer who turned out to be 35+ years older than me.
>>
>
>I think that one's the lie.

i think she's referring to addison w/ that one


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 16:26:52 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Asswipe said:
>>i think she's referring to addison w/ that one

dang it.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Aug 5 16:51:38 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>I am missing two fingers from a boating accident.

I'm going with this one as well.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 5 17:07:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I once threw a dart at a dartboard so hard it bounced off hit me between the eyes then fell to the floor, when we picked it up there was a dead mosquito on the point.

When i was a kid i went to visit my great grandmother in hospital and i'd often go into the nearby mens ward to get sweets and listen to their war stories. One day i discovered a side ward and ran inside to talk to the old person therein but i tripped over her tubes and leads unplugging several things. I ran back to my great grandmothers ward and sat quietly as a hoard of doctors ran in to futily try and save that persons life.

I once discovered that Blind member of parliament in the UK David Blunkett technically has two votes as according to a four hundred and fifty year old law anyone who sits in parliament has a vote (which includes his guide dog!)


 
Puck Posted: Thu Aug 5 17:11:33 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I think mat_j's 3 is a lie.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 17:14:27 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i think number one is a lie... i mean... dead mosquito on the point?!?!


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 5 17:45:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Actually two of these are lies and one is the truth :p



 
Mesh Posted: Thu Aug 5 18:02:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>meshuggah said:
>>I am missing two fingers from a boating accident.
>
>I'm going with this one as well.


Yes thats it.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Aug 5 18:03:22 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Actually two of these are lies and one is the truth :p

Sneaky.

I'm gonna say number three is the truth, then..


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 18:07:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'd say number two is the truth.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 5 20:22:13 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Jees Innocence i'm not a fucking murderer!!!




 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 5 20:23:47 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Well, don't they save the lady in the end?!?! >< sorry!!


 
Puck Posted: Thu Aug 5 20:26:09 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Jees Innocence i'm not a fucking murderer!!!

Right. It would probably be manslaughter. ; )


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 5 21:03:41 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Details goodfellow for Jehosephats sake keep your thumb clean!


 
platypusboy Posted: Thu Aug 5 21:04:52 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Since I am fairly new here (new to posting, not to reading and enjoying GT) I will try my hand at this.

#1: I predicted the Denver Broncos would win Super Bowl XXXII during the preseason inspite of the fact that they failed to win a playoff game in the past 5 years.

#2: I am the only national merit scholar in the history of my county to be expelled from high school and charged with a third degree felony.

#3: My 3 year old son and my 16 month old daughter attended my high school graduation this June.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 5 21:08:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Well cause i can't be arsed to play rumplestiltskin any longer i'll give you the answer


It's number 1.

I'll tell you the story sometime


 
Posted: Thu Aug 5 22:16:14 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ;)
you know, I'm really enjoying my little game, here.
more people need to come in, I'm interested to hear one from Christophe.

(not to sound like a weird GT community stalker, but i HAVE been reading you guys for 4 years now.)


 
Puck Posted: Thu Aug 5 22:48:17 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:
>(not to sound like a weird GT community stalker, but i HAVE been reading you guys for 4 years now.)

You make it sound like you've stalked us all for four years, even those of us who haven't been here that long. You led us here, didn't you?! It's your fault that I come here every chance I get! lol


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Fri Aug 6 01:09:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>It's number 1.
>
>I'll tell you the story sometime

It'd make a freakin' awesome story...


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Fri Aug 6 01:10:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  And platypusboy- I think your lie is... number 3.


 
antartica Posted: Fri Aug 6 01:42:01 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  #1. when i was 17, i nearly jumped ship in Brazil and lived there coz i fell in love with the place and didn't want to go home no more

#2. i was addicted to hard drugs some time back but got over that by drinking copious amounts of coffee continously for about 2 weeks during cold turkey

#3. i was "invited" to leave polytechnic coz i was a bad influence to the junior kids. - i was always in school BUT never in class

go figure


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Fri Aug 6 01:46:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ant- my guess... er, most likely, is number 2.


 
iwonder Posted: Fri Aug 6 02:06:37 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  OK, number three is wrong. since your ex-gf's uncle's still 'living' with her, he couldn't possibly curse you for doing what you did to the book of the dead.


 
iwonder Posted: Fri Aug 6 02:12:52 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  iwonder said:
>OK, number three is wrong. since your ex-gf's uncle's still 'living' with her, he couldn't possibly curse you for doing what you did to the book of the dead.

OUCH! didn't realize the game got over way before i jumped in. and that i got it wrong too! anyway, this is someone who's writing in all the way from India. Welcome ME!


 
antartica Posted: Fri Aug 6 03:44:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  innocenceNonus said:
>Ant- my guess... er, most likely, is number 2.

heh... i'll let other's have a shot first... then i'll let the cat out


 
breeze Posted: Fri Aug 6 09:04:40 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I also think it's #2... I don't think it's possible to get off hard drugs that easily.


 
Christian Posted: Fri Aug 6 09:29:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey Ant. I'd say #1???


 
Kira Posted: Fri Aug 6 16:56:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ant... number two?

Platypusboy, number one?


I'll reveal mine as soon as a second person takes a shot at it... otherwise I'll take it to my grave!


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Aug 6 17:22:23 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ant- number one.


 
mat_j Posted: Fri Aug 6 17:25:15 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I think it's number 3 simply because it's the least crazy of the three


 
mat_j Posted: Fri Aug 6 17:25:51 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  (that one to Ant BTW)


 
choke Posted: Fri Aug 6 22:42:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  1) I broke my arm falling out of bed.

2) I OD'd and comerd for around 16 hours straight in my shower (clothed). My parents didn't take me to hospital, they took photos.

3) I farmed moss for a month.


 
Puck Posted: Fri Aug 6 23:15:41 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'll guess choke's #3.

1)I would always kill the flies with rubber-bands at school, a few years ago.

2)I had a teacher who is now in prison for messing around with some chick who was a student of his a few years earlier.

3)I made pot/laxative brownies and passed them around at school. Not only did they get high and have the munchies, but they also had to shit, so they all were just laughing, eating, and shitting. That was a glorious day.


 
antartica Posted: Sat Aug 7 02:22:45 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>#1. when i was 17, i nearly jumped ship in Brazil......
>
>#2. i was addicted to hard drugs some time back but got over that by drinking copious amounts of coffee.....
>
>#3. i was "invited" to leave polytechnic.....

ok... i've been unfair here... they are all half truths. i have not told the whole story...

#1 - i was 17, young and immortal and in love with this Brazilian/Greek girl... and wanted to live there with her

#2 - was on my 2nd ship. got hooked on coke and hero... bad bad shit... you kids reading this.. DO STAY AWAY FROM THAT CRAP!!! i did get over it by getting totally addicted to caffeine as well as not finding any suppliers

#3 - was so fucked up after sailing about for 2 years i couldn't study no more... so i was invited to leave...

heh...


 
platypusboy Posted: Sat Aug 7 20:45:43 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  For me...my lie was number 3. I predicted the Broncos success out of the blue, and was expelled from high school as a national merit scholar and charged with a felony.


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Aug 7 21:29:19 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>1) I broke my arm falling out of bed.
>
>2) I OD'd and comerd for around 16 hours straight in my shower (clothed). My parents didn't take me to hospital, they took photos.
>
>3) I farmed moss for a month.

Well Chokey i know you farmed moss falling out of bed and braking your arm sounds like something which might happen to you so i'll go for the middle one cause i hope something like that has never happened to you. M


 
choke Posted: Sat Aug 7 23:08:14 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My lie was number one. (1) I broke my arm falling out of bed.) It was my thumb, not my arm :P The rest, are all true.



 
libra Posted: Sun Aug 8 04:59:44 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi, the Courtney Cox one is the lie...



 
Kira Posted: Sun Aug 8 12:06:08 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My lie was the one about joining the circus. The Courtney Cox one is misleading: her name WAS Courtney Cox, but she was not an actress and had never even heard of Friends.


 
choke Posted: Sun Aug 8 21:20:49 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Chokey?

:P


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Aug 8 21:33:04 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heh heh


 
Puck Posted: Wed Aug 11 23:53:32 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I've never made pot/laxitive brownies... yet.
I'm not really willing to make ex-lax brownies, because when I make brownies, I want to be able to eat them.
I'm too cheap to buy weed for brownies and I'm not interested in getting high.


 



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