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Having a bad day ?
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Aug 6 10:25:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean
and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket
300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped
into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along
as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down
the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right
the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the
spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into
the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his
business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they
asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They
started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the
husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

______________________________________________

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.

_____________________________________________

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.

_______________________________________________

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly The
two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

____________________________________________

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?



 
antartica Posted: Fri Aug 6 10:29:36 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LOL...
nice 'hif... have read some of em before and was classified as urban legends-the one about the diver... but heh.. still a good laugh..

nah... think mine day's been good... =p


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Aug 6 10:33:48 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>LOL...
>nice 'hif... have read some of em before and was classified as urban legends-the one about the diver... but heh.. still a good laugh..
>
>nah... think mine day's been good... =p
>
Yeah, they've been on the email circuit for awhile now, but I still laugh out loud every time I read them.


 
breeze Posted: Fri Aug 6 10:59:06 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Thanks for the laugh! that made my day at work and also of couple of people working next to me :)


 
Christian Posted: Fri Aug 6 11:41:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  my day has been good too, but it's "some hard" gettin' to talk to my friends on MSN. ???? LOL


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Fri Aug 6 13:04:54 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol. wasn't having a bad day but these stories are fun to read. good deal.


 
erikagm Posted: Fri Aug 6 13:41:12 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm not sure whether they made me feel better or worse... I'm kind of an empath, so...


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Aug 6 17:16:34 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>
still think your having a bad day?
Chilis was all out of beer.

>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
>spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
>cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
>killer whale ate them both.




LMFAO, oh what I would do to see that.





 
Puck Posted: Fri Aug 6 18:08:55 2004 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>ifihadahif said:
>A minute later, in full view, a
>killer whale ate them both.

That quite an expensive meal.

>LMFAO, oh what I would do to see that.

The look on their faces would be priceless.


 



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