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Been low carbing for two weeks now
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Jan 14 19:46:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  

My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.

Kira Posted: Fri Jan 14 20:15:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  

ifihadahif Posted: Fri Jan 14 20:40:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
low carbohydrate diet, it's good for my diabetes and good for my bulging waistline.
Not so good for my love of bread and all things made of starch and sugar.

Kira Posted: Mon Jan 17 20:30:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh I know what it means, it's the word itself that troubles me, which seems to have been 'verbed,' as Calvin would say.

But my irrational reactions to the natural evolution of language aside, I wish you much success, and fleeting cravings.


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