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addi Posted: Fri Jan 14 10:28:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Married and still has a sense of humor
Amazing!

: )

Nice to see you back, hif


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jan 14 10:48:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Haha good stuff.

welcome back if i had a hif.......i


 
marsi Posted: Fri Jan 14 11:37:43 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's great to see you're back, hif!

*trying to decide if it's alright to say that he promised to tell us all about his wedding and red toenails...*


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Jan 15 10:12:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate word meanings.



1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts


 



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