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Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 18:32:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  What's a guy do to with an empty house and no parent-like supervision for a week?


 
Kira Posted: Sun Feb 6 18:35:20 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Write, clean house, and sing really loud.


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 18:41:12 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  That's what I was thinking, but I wanted a back-up plan, just in case I got bored with it.


 
Aeon Posted: Sun Feb 6 18:42:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Starts with "M" and ends with "ation".



Mastication. Think of all the food you can eat!?


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 18:49:35 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Aeon said:
>Mastication. Think of all the food you can eat!?

Let's see...Hot Pockets, Eggos, Ice Cream, Queso dip, Brownie Mix, Pizza Rolls, Peanut Butter. That's about all of it.
Should I make a really nasty smoothie?


 
libra Posted: Sun Feb 6 19:28:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ewwwww

I'm with Sail, be domestic for the week. Sometimes it's kinda fun, and you don't have your parents there to embarass you for doing things you should be doing. Or you could do the cliche thing to do and have a party.


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 19:40:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>I'm with Sail, be domestic for the week. Sometimes it's kinda fun, and you don't have your parents there to embarass you for doing things you should be doing.

I already do those things whether they're there or not.
It's pointless to clean. They'll mess it up when they get back.

>Or you could do the cliche thing to do and have a party.

I'm no par-tay-er. The best that I could do is hold a movie-nite, but I would have to wait until the weekend and that doesn't work because Sunday is the only day I'm free and the domestic overseers will be back that day.

I think I should try the smoothie idea.


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 6 19:53:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah no party is a good idea.

I say just lounge around, eat lots of food, mess around online, read a good book or two, watch some movies.....all that good stuff.


 
libra Posted: Sun Feb 6 20:09:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The thing I like most about being home alone is the ability to do what I want without questions being asked. I can go places and eat and watch movies on my own schedule. I like being able to cook dinner while listening to my own music and then eat it while reading a book. Simple luxuries like that are things I don't get very often. The freedom to get out of the shower and just wear a towel around the house, or walk from my bedroom to my bathroom in my underwear. I can bake a cake or make cookies without my mom hovering or watch a TV show without my dad asking me "who's that? why are they doing that? what's wrong with that kid?" and me getting mad at him because i'm not going to explain three or four seasons worth of info to him so he can understand a show he wouldn't even like.


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 22:43:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  But I do those things already...except for wearing a towel or just underwear around the house. And I WOULD have to deal with not being able to watch tv, outside of my bedroom, in peace. So, really, I live how I want, regardless of a parent. But now I don't have to get permission to leave, even though that's just really "telling" them.

There's got to be something I can do!


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 6 23:16:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ORDER PORN OVER THE TV!!!!!!!


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 6 23:30:10 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>ORDER PORN OVER THE TV!!!!!!!

Dude!?!? Isn't that what the internet is for?
Sex is a sport and, as I said on "The SuperBowel-movement," "I can't see the point of watching most sports. I don't mind playing..."
If I want to do something, she usually wouldn't mind going along with it.




 
Howitzer Posted: Sun Feb 6 23:33:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i usually turn the radio up really loud and read. but the one time my parents were gone for a week, i threw a two night 10 kegger, and had over 600 people there both nights combined. I had a ton of shit stolen and broken (about $400 in damages and fines from the cops) but i still netted over $900 for the weekend, and that was just my cut. i did not even get grounded by my conservative parents cause my dad said i had only one chance at it and i did it right. of course, i will never do it again, but i wish i could.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 7 00:01:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>meshuggah said:
>>ORDER PORN OVER THE TV!!!!!!!
>
>Dude!?!? Isn't that what the internet is for?
>

But its better if you order it over the TV. Because then you get caught.

"So son, I was looking at the cable bill for this month, and I noticed a movie called "While the boys are away, the girls will play-part 127"

"Uhhhhh no"

"Well SOMEONE ordered it,its on the bill"

"Oh, maybe I accidently hit something on the remote and ordered it on accident, but I swear I didnt watch it or even know I had ordered it"

"So youre telling me that you accidently sat on the remote, and as you were sitting on it, the order button got pressed down, followed directly by eight digit access code, and then the confirm button? All in that order, by you accidently sitting on the remote?"


"Yep"


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 00:14:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>But its better if you order it over the TV. Because then you get caught.
>
>"So son, I was looking at the cable bill for this month, and I noticed a movie called "While the boys are away, the girls will play-part 127"
>
>"Uhhhhh no"
>
>"Well SOMEONE ordered it,its on the bill"

"You did it, you fucking perverted old bastard. Now pay for my er... your porn!"


 
Kira Posted: Mon Feb 7 00:16:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Rent out your parents' bedroom to a couple of outlaws/brother and sister evading social services and/or their abusive stalker father/wandering crop-pickers and try to hold on to a life that makes sense as your boarders' tragic past is revealed, and in spite of constantly telling yourself not to get involved you try to get the one to call an estranged family member whilst you try to get the other one off his/her addiction and then the police arrest the first one, and we'll throw some unrequited love in there... and since I never heard of a tv drama mini-series that ran more than a business-week, it'll all be happily resolved by the time your parents get back, and in the epilogue everyone will send sappy post cards to each other.


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 00:19:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi, that was beautiful.


 
Howitzer Posted: Mon Feb 7 01:57:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  bravo sailovzi, bravo. i think we have a winner.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 7 02:09:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  two words

porno shoot


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Feb 7 02:52:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Walk around naked
You'd be amazed where your creativity goes without clothes (on)


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 7 02:56:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457


I knew it. I goddamned knew it.

Thats what I've been trying to tell people(young women) all along goddamned.


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 03:26:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi's: I couldn't assemble the people on such short notice. I've already lost a day.

Chanz's: Same as above. And no equipment.

DanSRose's: Dude, it's cold!

Mesh: That's freakin' great! I can hear it now. "Come on, I just want to make you happy."


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 7 03:37:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>
>Mesh: That's freakin' great! I can hear it now. "Come on, I just want to make you happy."


YES!!!!!! YES!!!!1!!!111ONEONEONE EXACTLY!

See, puck gets it.


 
FN Posted: Mon Feb 7 06:32:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You should invite some male friends and play cards, or pool if you have one (one of my friends just got one in his living room, the lucky bastard, going over there in a few hours before we're off to carnaval again) and afterwards do what we do, get some booze and get some girls and get busy.


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 7 07:30:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I suggest you put on a button down shirt, some whitey tighties, socks, and run around the house lip-sinking to "Old Time Rock and Roll" cranked on the stereo. For added amusement you could call Rebecca DeMornay and woo her over to your place (tell her you're having a weenie roast...she won't be able to resist that).

Whatever you do though just make sure you pick up after yourself before the folks come back home. There's nothing more embarrassing than having Mom discover a weiner under the sofa cushions and having to explain how it got there.


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 07:51:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>or pool if you have one

There's a bar down the road if I get lonely.
*starts singing the theme to Cheers*


 
Nikki Posted: Mon Feb 7 10:55:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  do what you USUALLY do...get cans and bottles and the like...some lube...and go fuck yourself! :-)


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 7 15:56:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ip bah mrrp whatcha?? No no no no fuck that! Par-teh to end all par-tehs!! there's no excuse, also a poker night... no two poker nights one where all the guys play and smoke cigars and talk about sports and the like and another one (once your all good and have a system figured) where girls come round and you play for nudity instead of money.



 
Ahriman Posted: Mon Feb 7 16:31:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Well I have no such thing as free time, even when home alone. I have an entire special care and maternity shelter for animals to keep going while my parents go away. It's loads of fun being 17 and having to spend hours doing paper work and then stack a couple thousand pounds worth of dog food/cat litter/cat food. As soon as I get a chance to sit, I'm either here, doing homework, or with my gf. Animals are cute and all but when you have over 100 of them......i'm sleepy....and horny.


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 17:19:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I considered getting drunk, but being 17, I'd have to drink what available (in the house) which is some schnapps, crown royal, beer, champagne, and merlot. I'm not touching the beer and I'm told that getting drunk on wine is not fun at all. Also, I don't drink.

Don't smoke. Hate speaking of pro-sports. Not enough close male friends.

Strip chess!

I need to make up some rules for Strip Monopoly or Risk.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 7 17:20:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  strip risk is good but you could lose your shirt trying to get a toe hold in Asia and that would just be embarrasing


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 7 17:24:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Even better you could kill some hookers and get your friends embroiled in the affair, the looks on their smug faces when you tell them why you've given them knives, paper weights and bludgeons to hold with their gloveless sweaty hands. A personal favourite trick of mine is to sever a hand or foot and put it in a box and have them feel it to guess what it is, the fools, they'll be in Reno before you can say Jessica Fletcher


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 17:29:37 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Even better you could kill some hookers

Damn this small town. Would a stripper do just as well?


 
Bzoso Posted: Mon Feb 7 19:24:22 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ever seen risky business?


 
libra Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:20:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
> I'm not touching the beer and I'm told that getting drunk on wine is not fun at all.

Wine is so much fun. I get soooo giggly and tipsy from just a glass or two of wine.


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:23:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Wine is so much fun. I get soooo giggly and tipsy from just a glass or two of wine.

Have plans for the rest of the week? ; )


 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:32:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm such a rebel.
I made brownies. But the fucking oven is crap and they may be burnt. If they are...I'll make muffins!
I'm straight. I swear!


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:33:34 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Puck said:
>> I'm not touching the beer and I'm told that getting drunk on wine is not fun at all.
>
>Wine is so much fun. I get soooo giggly and tipsy from just a glass or two of wine.

AANIKA! NO!


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:34:22 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>I'm such a rebel.
>I made brownies. But the fucking oven is crap and they may be burnt. If they are...I'll make muffins!
>I'm straight. I swear!

Dude I love cooking. But thats just because im so good at it, and chicks like when i make them some good shit to eat.


 
libra Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:53:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>libra said:
>>Puck said:
>>> I'm not touching the beer and I'm told that getting drunk on wine is not fun at all.
>>
>>Wine is so much fun. I get soooo giggly and tipsy from just a glass or two of wine.
>
>AANIKA! NO!

what? I'm allowed. At least in Canada I am. I refuse to drink wine at family functions because of my inability to stay normal when drinking a bit of alcohol, though. I get too talkative when I drink wine.

And Puck, I'm glad you made brownies, they're so good. I made them a few days ago, and I put chocolate chips in them. They're amazing.




 
Puck Posted: Mon Feb 7 20:57:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Come on. I won't even make you pay for any of it. ; )

I screwed them up. I couldn't find the right pan. Oh well. I ate a quarter of them already anyway.


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Feb 8 08:34:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  So puck, how it is going?


 
Puck Posted: Tue Feb 8 17:23:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Let's see. It's day 3 of 7. It's snowing so I may not have school in the morning. I have a pile of overdue homework. The option of little/no clothing has been explored.
I watched a very interesting tv show last night called Thrills. The plot: two writers in a house haunted by...a bunch of horny ghost chicks.


 
Puck Posted: Tue Feb 8 17:51:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  One of those fucktard army-recruiters tried to convert me today at school. *sigh*


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Feb 8 18:16:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahhh the army.......how I do miss Army. They couldnt handle me though, so I get discharge for bad conduct. But that was a few years back.


All Hail the Jutland Dragoons! You will be OWNED!


 
Puck Posted: Tue Feb 8 19:45:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Howitzer said:
>i usually turn the radio up really loud and read.

I'm listening to Godhead's cover of Eleanor Rigby and reading posts. Does that count? It IS really loud.


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Feb 8 20:17:50 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Godhead is cool. Go Puck!

I have 2000 years of Human Error. Goodstuff.


 
Puck Posted: Wed Feb 9 16:16:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>It's snowing so I may not have school in the morning.

heh heh


 



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