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Puck Posted: Sun Feb 13 21:36:37 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My house is currently being plagued by ants. We've been using some kind of liquid-goo poison to get rid of them, but it'll be a while before we make a dent.

Anyway, I realized today, that I could strategically place the goo to make the ants assemble in certain shapes. I thought about spelling something, but I don't know what.

What should I make?


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 13 21:44:04 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Make some sort of Geometric pattern, adhering to the golden ratio, of course.


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 13 21:51:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I should try to get some extra credit from my art teacher for this.


 
Kira Posted: Sun Feb 13 22:09:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Resistance is Futile.

How many bugs are there for every individual human again?


 
Aeon Posted: Sun Feb 13 22:13:57 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Going along with Mesh's earlier suggestion. A pentacle in a pentagon. That adheres to the Golden Ratio. Or an Enneagram.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 14 00:03:47 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  1) burn the house down
2) get naked and scream on the top of your lungs
"TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING FILTHY ANTS!"
3) declare yourself insane
4) claim for insurance


 
webmaster Posted: Mon Feb 14 02:21:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>How many bugs are there for every individual human again?

200 million, supposedly.


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 14 02:39:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  webmaster said:
>Sailovzi said:
>>How many bugs are there for every individual human again?
>
>200 million, supposedly.

that explains the mysterious rash on me bum


 
FN Posted: Mon Feb 14 05:15:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  webmaster said:
>Sailovzi said:
>>How many bugs are there for every individual human again?
>
>200 million, supposedly.

The ant population alone is supposed to be that big that it weighs about the same as the total human population combined.

Probably excluding modern america though ;o)


 
libra Posted: Mon Feb 14 11:50:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:

>
>Probably excluding modern america though ;o)

oooo, are you calling me fat?


 
FN Posted: Mon Feb 14 13:56:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Christophe said:
>
>>
>>Probably excluding modern america though ;o)
>
>oooo, are you calling me fat?

Nah not you. I think you have a really furm tushy and belly.

I'll need to feel it to be sure though.


 
Mouse Posted: Mon Feb 14 16:59:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sailovzi said:
>Resistance is Futile.
>
>How many bugs are there for every individual human again?

*cackles*

Draw an ant of course. An ant made of ants.


*thwacks Christophe* Hi!


 
FN Posted: Mon Feb 14 18:14:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You hit me right in the nuts.

Now I will have no children to feed on!


 
Silentmind Posted: Mon Feb 14 19:08:43 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>You hit me right in the nuts.

And the world rejoiced as there would be no little Christophes running around.


 
lazyelephant Posted: Mon Feb 14 20:49:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Silentmind said:
>Christophe said:
>>You hit me right in the nuts.
>
>And the world rejoiced as there would be no little Christophes running around.

hallelujah! good one mouse. next time shoot for a 3-pointer!

;)


 
iggy Posted: Mon Feb 14 23:52:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Silentmind said:
>Christophe said:
>>You hit me right in the nuts.
>
>And the world rejoiced as there would be no little Christophes running around.


am so relieved


 
lazyelephant Posted: Tue Feb 15 17:10:29 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you should draw a copy of the mona lisa.

or maybe you could draw a picture of an animal, if you've got animal on the brain. in fact, you should draw a monkey. just for me. ;)

but really, i say you draw a little monkey with a giant ant...and make it look like the ant is eating the monkey....tee hee!

sorry if that was random. you must excuse me, for i have multiple personalities. they are uncontrollable. :D


 
Mouse Posted: Tue Feb 15 17:36:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>You hit me right in the nuts.
>
>Now I will have no children to feed on!

Oops...
Oh well, I'm sure pizza is more appealing anyways.


 
Puck Posted: Tue Feb 15 18:18:52 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I have to find a new pile of ants. The one I had planned to use is dead. bummer.


 
lazyelephant Posted: Tue Feb 15 18:26:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>I have to find a new pile of ants. The one I had planned to use is dead. bummer.

i thought you were trying to kill them anyway?


 
Puck Posted: Tue Feb 15 19:05:20 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  But I wanted to have some fun with it!


 
Mouse Posted: Wed Feb 16 00:15:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>But I wanted to have some fun with it!

LOL!


 
lazyelephant Posted: Wed Feb 16 23:20:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>But I wanted to have some fun with it!

well, that does seem the best way to go. i say you wander around your house and smash them by pounding on them with your fist. that's what i do. always seems to work.


 
Mouse Posted: Thu Feb 17 01:22:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lazyelephant said:
>well, that does seem the best way to go. i say you wander around your house and smash them by pounding on them with your fist. that's what i do. always seems to work.

Ant butter!


 
Puck Posted: Thu Feb 17 22:05:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:
>Ant butter!

...ew


 
Mouse Posted: Thu Feb 17 23:20:13 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>Mouse said:
>>Ant butter!
>
>...ew

Exactly.


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Feb 19 22:02:34 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I may be a bit late on this one but you can't beat a big outline of a penis that used to be o' so popular in the eighties, people now think they're so funny, y'know they reckon Seinfeld killed off the penis drawing comedians. shuh


 
Puck Posted: Sun Feb 20 13:20:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who thought to draw a penis.


 
lazyelephant Posted: Mon Feb 21 18:10:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  um...

tacos, anyone?


 
FN Posted: Mon Feb 21 18:24:57 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Has anybody seen "a clockwork orange"? (the movie)

There you have this penis/ass sculpture that rocks up and down in the house of the catlady.

I found that very entertaining.


 



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