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Some damned good Poetry
Mesh Posted: Sat Feb 26 17:09:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Just post some of your favourite poems and/or anything of your own you are particularly proud of.



Edward de Vere

A crown of bays shall that man wear,
That triumphs over me;
For black and tawny will I wear,
Which mourning colours be.
The more I follow'd one,
The more she fled away,
As Daphne did full long agone
Apollo's wishful prey.
The more my plaints I do resound
The less she pities me;
The more I sought the less I found,
Yet mine she meant to be.
Melpomene alas, with doleful tunes help than; [then]
And sing Bis, woe worth on me forsaken man.

Then Daphne's bays shall that man wear,
That triumphs over me;
For black and tawny will I wear,
Which mourning colours be.
Drown me with trickling tears,
You wailful wights of woe;
Come help these hands to rend my hairs,
My rueful hap to show.

On whom the scorching flame
Of love doth feed you see;
Ah a lalalantida, my dear dame
Hath thus tormented me.
Wherefore you muses nine, with doleful tunes help than,
And sint, Bis, woe worth on me forsaken man.

Then Daphne's bays shall that man wear,
That triumphs over me;
For black and tawny will I wear,
Which mourning co]ours be;
An anchor's life to icad,
With nails to scratch my grave,
Where earthly worms on me shall feed,
Is all the ioy I crave;
And hide myself from shame,
Since that mine eyes do see,
Ah a lalalantida, my dear dame
Hath thus tormented me.
And all that present be, with doleful tunes help than,
And sing Bis wot worth,


 
Billy Pilgrim Posted: Sat Feb 26 19:13:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  We're all off to Dublin in the Green
(Fuck the Queen)
Our helmets flashing in the sun
(Fuck the Hun)
Where the rifles crash
And the bayonets clash
To the rattle of the Thompson gun.




 
Bzoso Posted: Sat Feb 26 19:19:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Pretty good pretty good.....

::cough:: poetry section ::cough::


 
Mesh Posted: Sat Feb 26 19:26:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My god hes right!

Shit shit balls balls bollocks I'm such a dummy!

I even thought about making sure to put in the poetry section right before i clicked on "start new thread.


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 27 09:13:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Snow White was so desperate for a fuck,
Off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

So down he went onto all fours,
And said "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fuckin load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But not sooner had he entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big prick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that spadge inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
When you next buy 7-Up!



 
addi Posted: Sun Feb 27 09:36:04 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  >My twat can't take no more!"

lol!

Made me think of a close friend of mine that's always calling me a twat. I wonder if she knows what this really means. Perhaps she means to call me a "twit" and just keeps mistyping it.
: )


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Sun Feb 27 22:12:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  *blushes and shifting uncomfortably* umm *coughs* interesting poem Mesh


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Mar 2 01:39:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh, oh I see. So I put it in the wrong category and you FUCKS shun my thread.

Well I see how it is. You guys remember that next Christmakah, you wont be getting any gifts from me.

Cause I KNOW you guys love poetry and a lot of you write your own.


 
Mouse Posted: Wed Mar 2 01:58:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Oh, oh I see. So I put it in the wrong category and you FUCKS shun my thread.
Now that's cold people. *tear*
I didn't see your thread meshy, I'm sowwy.

>Well I see how it is. You guys remember that next Christmakah, you wont be getting any gifts from me.
Wait, wait, there was a possiblity of gifts? No one told me!

>Cause I KNOW you guys love poetry and a lot of you write your own.
I don't have a decent collection and I'm not about to post my own. Let someone with something more interesting post something. *hint, hint*


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Mar 2 04:21:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>
>
> Christmakah


Yeah thats right, I saw that episode of The O.C.


 
Puck Posted: Wed Mar 2 18:42:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Well YOU'RE not getting anything for Festivus if I'm not getting anything for your "Christmakah."


 



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