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Cherry_Moon Posted: Wed Apr 13 22:08:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  if you suffer from one or more of these symptoms call a therapist, phone sex operator, or buy an escort, or all of the above.

1. creates dirty double meanings to anything. anything.

2. stares and jeers at fe/males

3. flirts insisently

4. talks endlessly about getting lucky or how you should be getting lucky

5. thinks of all of the slang words for everything related to sex or genitalia

I confess that i have a minor okay major case of Christophesyndrome. I suffer from 1, 3, & 4 from that list. I'm ashamed. really i am. . . *hangs head and scurries away*

Mouse Posted: Wed Apr 13 22:59:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I was the first to suspect. My poor friend, stricken with such life consuming ailment. *sniff*
You can beat this, Scary Cherry.


DaggerEyes Posted: Wed Apr 13 23:10:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe-syndrome? Meh, I bet someone else invented it first. It's probably Adam-syndrome or something. :)

antartica Posted: Wed Apr 13 23:43:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  C'moon you sound like you've got a mojor case of Christophe-titis....

poor thing... there has yet to be a cure

FN Posted: Thu Apr 14 01:26:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's not that bad.

*glazy look in his eyes*

join us!

Asswipe Posted: Thu Apr 14 02:02:48 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DaggerEyes said:
>Christophe-syndrome? Meh, I bet someone else invented it first. It's probably Adam-syndrome or something. :)

yes, to the slower folks out there, these symptoms come with having a penis.

misszero Posted: Fri Apr 15 02:09:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Cherry_Moon said:
> insisently

is this a word?

libra Posted: Fri Apr 15 03:17:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  misszero said:
>Cherry_Moon said:
>> insisently
>is this a word?


Mesh Posted: Fri Apr 15 04:00:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  quickly in your head
Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000.
And plus 10.

Now do it again, with a calculator.

addi Posted: Fri Apr 15 07:03:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Asswipe said:

>yes, to the slower folks out there, these symptoms come with having a penis.

as Sweet P would say:

I have a love/hate relationship with my penis...Somedays we have have a great time together, and somedays I wish he'd just up and move to Canada and get out of my life.

for what it's worth (Kuro)

Mesh Posted: Fri Apr 15 09:33:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The furor over obstructionism has been an acutely frustrating cultural phenomenon: pregnant with great possibility, touching on vital and fascinating issues, yet initially formulated in a one-sided and unrestrained manner that will grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly depraved ways to represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world, some day. What's important to note, however, is that Christophe's remonstrations share many of the same characteristics. For openers, my purpose here is not to discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions -- confused cozeners, stinking power brokers, and the most wretched fruitcakes you'll ever see. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Christophe's quips are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that his associates once used to cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it. I think we can sincerely say that the problem with him is not that he's jaundiced. It's that he wants to write off whole sections of society. If I had to choose the most morally crippled specimen from Christophe's welter of immoral gabble, it would have to be Christophe's claim that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies. I have two words to say about Christophe's tirades: rancorous poppycock. All in all, my cause is to carry out this matter to the full extent of the law. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that someone has been giving Christophe's brain a very thorough washing, and now Christophe is trying to do the same to us.

He says that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that he may be generating. Are Christophe's reports good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that no matter how bad you think his double standards are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. Christophe never stops boasting about his generous contributions to charitable causes. As far as I can tell, however, his claimed magnanimousness is totally chimerical and, furthermore, Christophe will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let him revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era. At least putting up with another Christophe hissy fit is easier than convincing Christophe's comrades that if Christophe gets his way, I might very well jump in the lake.

To be blunt, I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Christophe's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Even Christophe's spokesmen are afraid that Christophe will take advantage of human fallibility to create catchy, new terms for boring, old issues in the near future. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with ugly fogeys on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to batten on the credulity of the ignorant. In light of my stance on this issue, he uses the word "pseudoparenchymatous" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.

Christophe's propaganda machine once said that Christophe would never monopolize the press. So much for credibility! If you think that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Christophe wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance.

He has been trying for some time to convince people that his activities are on the up-and-up. Don't believe his hype! Christophe has just been offering that line as a means to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills.

An ancient Greek once wrote something to the effect of, "It's because of his willingness to prevaricate and equivocate that unconscionable mandarinism is not new." Today, the same dictum applies, just as clearly as when it was first written over two thousand years ago. His equivocations leave me with several unanswered questions: Why can't he simply enjoy the fruits of his own labors and let other people enjoy the fruits of theirs? And how can he twist the truth and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? These are difficult questions to answer, because what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. The real question here is not, "Will peeling back the onion of Christophe's unrealistic rantings cause Christophe to shed tears or will it merely enhance his desire to deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens?". The real question is rather, "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is he going through now?" Any honest person who takes the time to think about that question will be forced to conclude that he never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. Christophe presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that he is up to, the more shocking things, things like how he wants to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on vengeful Jacobinism. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but if it were up to him, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism.

Christophe likes to compare his ravings to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. He has, on a number of occasions, expressed a desire to appropriate sacred symbols for dysfunctional, malicious purposes. On all of these occasions, I submitted to the advice of my friends, who assured me that he says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does he need to monitor our library records? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that it's his belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to brandish the word "protocatechualdehyde" (as it is commonly spelled) to hoodwink people into believing that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a wishy-washy idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that any rational argument must acknowledge this. Christophe's nugatory paroxysms, naturally, do not. Since most people oppose Christophe's moonstruck, puerile whinges, he has had to replace our natural soul with an artificial one using every squalid means imaginable.

Many people aren't aware of how self-righteous Christophe's bruta fulmina are, so let's present a little breakdown. First off, you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with the worst sorts of brain-damaged porn stars there are?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that we should not concern ourselves with Christophe's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and the fact that I recently heard Christophe tell a bunch of people that anyone who dares to direct your attention in some detail to the vast and irreparable calamity brought upon us by Christophe can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text.

Who among you reading these words is not moved to do something about the continuing -- make that the escalating -- effort on Christophe's part to display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations? In case you hadn't noticed, while we do nothing, those who oppress, segregate, and punish others are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we fight for our freedom of speech.

Christophe likes to cite poll results that "prove" that every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that Christophe's goal is to rule with an iron fist. How pestiferous is that? How nit-picky? How pusillanimous? I am thoroughly shocked and angered by his sordid improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. Currently, Christophe lacks the clout to make my stomach turn. But by the end of the decade, he will have enough janissaries to curry favor with what I call Pecksniffian palookas using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other sinful nonsense. I would like to close by saying that there is no longer any room for hope.

LOL sorry christophe. Yours was the first GTer name that came to mind.

FN Posted: Fri Apr 15 10:14:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It seems like I turned into an intelligent version of Bush.

Mesh Posted: Fri Apr 15 10:15:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Oh dear, I forgot to provide the link.

Mouse Posted: Fri Apr 15 11:58:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Asswipe said:
>DaggerEyes said:
>>Christophe-syndrome? Meh, I bet someone else invented it first. It's probably Adam-syndrome or something. :)
>yes, to the slower folks out there, these symptoms come with having a penis.

What? Like guys have a monopoly on hormone driven insanity? Bah, no such luck.

Cherry_Moon Posted: Fri Apr 15 23:26:53 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:
>Asswipe said:
>>DaggerEyes said:
>>>Christophe-syndrome? Meh, I bet someone else invented it first. It's probably Adam-syndrome or something. :)
>>yes, to the slower folks out there, these symptoms come with having a penis.
>What? Like guys have a monopoly on hormone driven insanity? Bah, no such luck.

Yes, I would take offense seeing as i'm riddled with christophesyndrome. I've tried different herbal medications but to no avail. It's been my experiance that in some ways girls are just as if not more obssessed with sex and sex related topics than guys. just a cherry of wisdom.

sweet p Posted: Sat Apr 16 23:10:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>Asswipe said:
>>yes, to the slower folks out there, these symptoms come with having a penis.
>as Sweet P would say:

: P

>I have a love/hate relationship with my penis...Somedays we have have a great time together, and somedays I wish he'd just up and move to Canada and get out of my life.

We don't need anymore up here!

>for what it's worth (Kuro)


addi Posted: Sat Apr 16 23:18:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:

>We don't need anymore up here!

Well that kind of attitude isn't going to help U.S. Canadian relations.

Perhaps he'd be welcome with open arms in Mexico.


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