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i am not drunk
antartica Posted: Thu Apr 14 11:16:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm Not Drunk!!



I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the store and my mum insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...

After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle
and poured the contents down the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.


Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.


I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle
and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.


I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.

Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,
which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,
and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Fri Apr 15 13:04:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  omg lmao.
it took me second to catch on.


 
antartica Posted: Fri Apr 15 13:36:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  =P... this is like how i'm feeling right now...

FUCKfuckFUCKfuckFUCKfuck!!!!!!

was having whiskey coke... like whiskey straight up followed by coke....


 



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