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Potentially and realistically
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Apr 18 14:49:29 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Potentially and Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,"Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied.
"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three
Million Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're
living with two Sluts and a Queer."



 
FN Posted: Mon Apr 18 15:00:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Haha

True story, hif?


 
Posted: Mon Apr 18 15:43:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heh


 
Mark Posted: Mon Apr 18 16:04:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol, great one


 
andariel Posted: Mon Apr 18 16:14:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that was just what this day needed, thank you.



 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Apr 18 20:13:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah, those wacky "queers".


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Apr 19 00:47:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  and sluts.


 
antartica Posted: Tue Apr 19 13:17:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  it'd have to take a lot of thinking to lay Brad Pitt even for a cool mil

but i'd do Jennifer Aniston for free anyday! hooot!


 
FN Posted: Tue Apr 19 13:58:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I would fuck him for a million.

He wouldn't be allowed to fuck me though.


 
antartica Posted: Wed Apr 20 12:11:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I would fuck him for a million.
>
>He wouldn't be allowed to fuck me though.

lol
either way i'd love to watch


 



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