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ifihadahif Posted: Fri May 27 20:52:35 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  So this is how it happens...

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, "This is a crock of shit,
and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of
dung, and we can't live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of
excrement, and it is very strong such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new
plan will actively promote the growth and vigor with very powerful

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

... and that is how shit happens.

Posted: Fri May 27 21:43:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heh, yeah, I've read that before. good times.

cookies&cream Posted: Tue May 31 15:30:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  nice. it made me laugh.


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