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Eight words with two meanings
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Jun 16 10:30:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



 
FN Posted: Thu Jun 16 10:34:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

Haha

It's funny because it's true.


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Jun 16 10:43:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
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>Haha
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>It's funny because it's true.

LAUGH OUT LOUD!



Good post, hif.


 
cookies&cream Posted: Thu Jun 16 23:14:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
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>>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
>


my stepdad does this all the time...it's so annoying!

but yes, a very nice post, thanks, hif.


 
Ed Posted: Thu Jun 16 23:34:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You have to make sure there isn't porn on that is better than the porn that you're watching.


 
cookies&cream Posted: Thu Jun 16 23:41:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>You have to make sure there isn't porn on that is better than the porn that you're watching.


LMAO!


 
Nikki Posted: Fri Jun 17 10:25:53 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOU!!!!


 
Nikki Posted: Fri Jun 17 10:26:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  there...NOW< i feel better!! :-)




 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jun 17 11:00:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Nikki said:
>there...NOW< i feel better!! :-)
>
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Just let it all out.


 
Beep Posted: Fri Jun 17 17:59:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  to be honest, did you have to do that?
could you not have done that in your head or out loud, you didn't have to type it and waste space.
i have no problem with you, and i'm reserving judgement, but that's a slightly pointless and stupid post isn't it?


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jun 17 18:41:42 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Haha, thats Nikki for ya. She does that from time to time. And by from time to time, I mean all the time.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Jun 17 18:47:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I dont mean that in a bad way. I love Nikki, shes not all bad you know.


 
Nikki Posted: Tue Jun 28 12:22:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Beep said:
>to be honest, did you have to do that?
>could you not have done that in your head or out loud, you didn't have to type it and waste space.
>i have no problem with you, and i'm reserving judgement, but that's a slightly pointless and stupid post isn't it?

Beep you are so bloody narrow minded. YOU wanted me to do it in my head. YOU decided the post was pointless, YOU decided the post was stupid. C'mon...I believe that YOU"RE the one that's need to get honest...guy/gal... :-) You WANTED me to do it YOUR way, right?

Sorry, but no dice. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!




 
addi Posted: Tue Jun 28 13:08:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Nikki Baby!

If we had a contest here for the 10 all time most worthless posts I'm sure you would hold nine out of the ten spots in it.
Koff may have top billing, but the difference between he and you is that his opinion sparked some funny posts. You, on the other hand, have become very predictable and (yawn) quite boring.

Why don't you try shocking us all and contribute a post now and then that shows you possess a bit of intelligence...cuz right now all most of us can see from you are the mutterings of a 3 year old that just learned how to cuss.

: )



 



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