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Singles ads, ask for Daisy
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Jun 22 15:19:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  This has got to be one of the best single ads ever printed! It appeared in the Atlanta Journal.



ďSINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. Iím a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Iíll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and Iím yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.Ē





Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador Retriever.




 
Mesh Posted: Wed Jun 22 15:31:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahahahaha thats classic.


 
addi Posted: Wed Jun 22 15:32:05 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol

I wasn't one of them, I swear!

*I hope she found a good home


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Jun 22 15:56:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>lol
>
>I wasn't one of them, I swear!
>
Of course not !
Black Labs are way different from sheep !


 
addi Posted: Wed Jun 22 15:58:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>Of course not !
>Black Labs are way different from sheep !

D'oh!!

damn, walked right in to that one


 
novemberrain Posted: Thu Jun 23 05:38:48 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  asking for fluffy just doesn't have the same ring to it


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Jun 23 20:04:57 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that is so cute!!

if i had known daisy was a dog, i might have been persuaded to be lesbian and adopt her : (

not that i could take her with me to college. and not that my mother would allow me to keep a dog at her house.

ugh. lame.


 



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