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Mesh Posted: Sun Jun 26 05:31:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

LOL, These guys are comedic geniuses! They're so funny, my lungs are sore.

"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."

"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."

"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God."

"Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"

"Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now."


"Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it."* ( I was actually watching his show when he said that lol.)



OH LOLOLOLOL, Theyre so funny! The hilarity, it just oozes out of every orifice of their bodies. Why are they not on Comedy Central?



 
Mesh Posted: Sun Jun 26 05:39:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "I would like to outlaw contraception...contraception is disgusting people using each other for pleasure."*


Says a man who probably tried and tried and tried to get laid, but failed miserably everytime.


I dont get why pleasure is such a terrible thing if noone is hurt. Should we all be miserable our whole lives?


 
addi Posted: Sun Jun 26 07:32:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:

>I dont get why pleasure is such a terrible thing if noone is hurt. Should we all be miserable our whole lives?

: )
It's a sad fact that there are a lot of people out there that think this way. I grew up surrounded by them. I swear their religious motto was:

It it feels good it's probably a sin


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Sun Jun 26 12:53:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"

This man is completely ass backwards

"Today's children... They're damned. They're gone."

I will whole heartedly agree.

some of those people are mind blowingly creepy. I'm glad I don't leave near any of them.


 
Posted: Sun Jun 26 15:34:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Those fuckers had just better wait until I'm an internationally renowned sex symbol and antichristian value theorist.


 
kurohyou Posted: Sun Jun 26 16:27:22 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The extent of the narrowmindedness which filled that site was depressing to me. I'm seriously depressed now. I need to go wash...or Play GT3...

Not that it matters...




 
Zacq Posted: Sun Jun 26 20:48:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It used to be saddening, but now I have to supress laughter when stupid rich Republicans make Jew comments. They're using the life of Jesus, who says quite a few times to love everybody, as reason to hate a group of people.

I'm just assuming they're using the 'Jews killed Jesus' thing, though, since for the first half of the Bible it was only about Jews. Maybe they hated them then to.


I mean come the fuck on (sorry can't end the rant), how retarted can you fricken' be. There's this persecuted group that Christians love, then Jesus is killed by a few rich nobles, and for the next few thousand years the group is still persecuted but now we hate them how stupid do you have to be!

I don't even care about the religious issue, but I think common sense committed suicide over this one.


 
addi Posted: Sun Jun 26 22:29:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Had to re-read these once more, because i'm a glutton for punishment.
and can't resist a political comment...

There are nutcases in every party, but this does say a lot about today's Republican party. Almost (if not all) of the fine people quoted at that site align themselves with the GOP. These wackos and their religiously fanatical herd have taken over that party, and pushed the moderates back to the cheap nose bleed seats where they can't be heard. Any republican politician today that DARES publically voice displeasure at the far right take over of the party is quickly shunned and demonized by the moral religious right.

You tow the Fundamentalist line now as an elected republican or, by god, they're get the word out to the masses and get you back on the straight and narrow quicker than you can say Sodom and Gomorrah.


*I think faith is a good thing to have in life...as long as it's accompanied by reason.


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Jun 27 01:05:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I didn't read any of them
I just looked at each of their photos and laughed.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Jun 27 01:11:53 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Anyone have a similar site for utlra-Liberal quotes? Because I would fine those just as amusing.


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Jun 27 02:09:28 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Alright. I read them, and it's pissing me off that Ashcroft has the most level headed quote.


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Jun 27 02:10:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Relatively, speaking. It's nauseating, like the odor of vomitted up moth balls.


 
addi Posted: Mon Jun 27 06:52:35 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Anyone have a similar site for utlra-Liberal quotes?

I biased of course, but I think you would have to search long and hard to find anything even remotely close to the nonsense at this link said by liberals.
I'm sure liberals have said plenty of dumb things over the years (some of the ditzy Hollywood actors in particular), but nothing on the scale of the repulsiveness uttered by these misguided morons.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 09:14:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>meshuggah said:
>>Anyone have a similar site for utlra-Liberal quotes?
>
>I biased of course, but I think you would have to search long and hard to find anything even remotely close to the nonsense at this link said by liberals.
>I'm sure liberals have said plenty of dumb things over the years (some of the ditzy Hollywood actors in particular), but nothing on the scale of the repulsiveness uttered by these misguided morons.
>
See Robert Byrd or Ted Kennedy, just as repulsive.


 
addi Posted: Mon Jun 27 09:29:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:

>See Robert Byrd or Ted Kennedy, just as repulsive.

I guess to each their own.
Your idea of repulsive is very different than mine.


 
FN Posted: Mon Jun 27 09:35:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Gary Potter (Catholics for Christian Political Action)

"When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil."






The sweet irony of this one is that the guy's last name, "Potter" is a derogative slang term for "homosexual" in Flemish, possibly in Dutch as well.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 10:09:04 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Gary Potter (Catholics for Christian Political Action)
>
>"When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil."
>
>The sweet irony of this one is that the guy's last name, "Potter" is a derogative slang term for "homosexual" in Flemish, possibly in Dutch as well.
>
Sounds a lot more like an Islamic theocracy than a Christian one.
Most Christians are apathetic towards all the issues listed in your post.
The ones you hear about in the news every day are the extremists.
The "Christian majority" has been in control of this country pretty much since it's inception.
I'm sure a poll of both houses of congress would show a vast Christian majority.


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Jun 27 14:59:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>The sweet irony of this one is that the guy's last name, "Potter" is a derogative slang term for "homosexual" in Flemish, possibly in Dutch as well.

That is hysterical and perfect.


 
Zacq Posted: Mon Jun 27 19:44:50 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>I'm sure a poll of both houses of congress would show a vast Christian majority.

I'm deciding to crack down on this now. Most people who say they are Christian are not. Or, they think they are but do virtually nothing that a Christian is supposed to do. It doesn't make too much sense to say the Christian majority, because Christianity rarely has an impact on the way they vote.

Christian extremists are definitely not Christian, they're just taking advantage of people's beliefs or desire to have beliefs in order to grab power.


I had a unified point, I thought...


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 21:24:14 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Zacq said:
>filthy mcnasty said:
>>I'm sure a poll of both houses of congress would show a vast Christian majority.
>
>I'm deciding to crack down on this now. Most people who say they are Christian are not.
>
>hmmm, can we say judgemental ?
Who gets to decide who is Christian and who is not ?
>
Or, they think they are but do virtually nothing that a Christian is supposed to do. It doesn't make too much sense to say the Christian majority, because Christianity rarely has an impact on the way they vote.
>
I assure you that if a person is Christian, it will impact the way he or she will vote.
Just exactly what is it a Christian is "supposed to do" ?
>Christian extremists are definitely not Christian, they're just taking advantage of people's beliefs or desire to have beliefs in order to grab power.
>
Extremists of any faith make me sick.
>
>I had a unified point, I thought...


 
Zacq Posted: Tue Jun 28 13:36:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Someone needs to relearn how to quote.


I'm pretty sure you disagreed with what I said, because why break the pattern. My point about people not really being Christians is really referring to what I've said that anyone who truly believed in a God would never even think to sin or whatever.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jun 28 14:35:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Zacq said:
>I'm pretty sure you disagreed with what I said, because why break the pattern.
>
LOL
>My point about people not really being Christians is really referring to what I've said that anyone who truly believed in a God would never even think to sin or whatever.
>
I disagree with your idea of what a Christian is.
Mind you, I am an agnostic, but according to the Christian scriptures, are not all men sinners before God ?
Christian or otherwise ?


 
HSolo216 Posted: Tue Jun 28 14:52:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>I disagree with your idea of what a Christian is.
>Mind you, I am an agnostic, but according to the Christian scriptures, are not all men sinners before God ?
>Christian or otherwise ?

Exactly.
I am a Christian and believe that all men are sinners and the only way to heaven is with the grace of God.



 
addi Posted: Tue Jun 28 15:00:50 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  HSolo216 said:

>I am a Christian and believe that all men are sinners and the only way to heaven is with the grace of God.

does that include women?
: )


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jun 28 15:22:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>HSolo216 said:
>
>>I am a Christian and believe that all men are sinners and the only way to heaven is with the grace of God.
>
>does that include women?
>: )
nope, all women are evil and will never get to heaven, so they better live it up right here on earth while they can.
Any of you women who wish to comply, I have a few suggestions as to how you might begin living it up.
First you come to Kentucky . . .


 
addi Posted: Tue Jun 28 16:25:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:

>Any of you women who wish to comply, I have a few suggestions as to how you might begin living it up.
>First you come to Kentucky . . .

LOL!
the hiffmeister...livin' up to his mcnasty name!

*and all women are evil..they keep fuckin' with us plonker's heads, and we're so easy to fuck with...dang!

(cept you, Mom..you're sweet)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jun 28 16:36:36 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hey, if you don't think god has a sense of humor, why do you think he put women in charge of all the pussy ?


 
Zacq Posted: Tue Jun 28 23:53:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>Mind you, I am an agnostic, but according to the Christian scriptures, are not all men sinners before God ?
>Christian or otherwise ?

Yeah, I don't think it makes any sense. Anyone who really, truly believes in a god that did the things in the Bible would not intentionally sin or care about death. If you were 100% certain that being a good person would get you eternal paradise, you wouldn't risk it. That's part of the reason I doubt almost anybody is really a Christian; rather, they're people that either want to believe in a God or just enjoy the benefits of practicing religion.


 



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