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ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 14:25:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
1) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

2) Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."

3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.




 
Ed Posted: Mon Jun 27 14:37:46 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  1) My bro received one as a crappy gift.

3) I say that all that shtuff would be (or should be)settled if we displayed a translation of the Code of Hammurabi.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 14:47:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>3) I say that all that shtuff would be (or should be)settled if we displayed a translation of the Code of Hammurabi.
>
That is what you will find in the Old Testament.


 
Ed Posted: Mon Jun 27 15:26:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>That is what you will find in the Old Testament.

You're suggesting that because the bible mentions it, it would be no different than the Ten Commandments?
If not, what were you getting at?


 
addi Posted: Mon Jun 27 15:28:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:

>the Code of Hammurabi.


I'm impressed Ed. Maybe I shouldn't be, but dammit, I am.

*and the code of Hammurabi is much better than the code of Hannibal..it just says it's okay to eat people.


 
Ed Posted: Mon Jun 27 15:38:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>I'm impressed Ed. Maybe I shouldn't be, but dammit, I am.

Thanks, Addi. I payed attention in that history class...somewhat.

>*and the code of Hammurabi is much better than the code of Hannibal..it just says it's okay to eat people.

You mean it isn't?!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 15:55:18 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>filthy mcnasty said:
>>That is what you will find in the Old Testament.
>
>You're suggesting that because the bible mentions it, it would be no different than the Ten Commandments?
>If not, what were you getting at?
>
You will find "an eye for an eye" in the Old Testament.

And eating people is ok, if you prepare them correctly.
See "To Serve Man".


 
Ed Posted: Mon Jun 27 16:03:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>You will find "an eye for an eye" in the Old Testament.

So just an ambiguous comment, eh?

>And eating people is ok, if you prepare them correctly.
>See "To Serve Man".

Damn space dust...


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 27 16:52:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>filthy mcnasty said:
>>You will find "an eye for an eye" in the Old Testament.
>
>So just an ambiguous comment, eh?
>
>>And eating people is ok, if you prepare them correctly.
>>See "To Serve Man".
>
>Damn space dust...
ha !
Remember the two stoner space pilots in the movie "Heavy Metal" ?


 
Ed Posted: Mon Jun 27 17:08:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  filthy mcnasty said:
>ha !
>Remember the two stoner space pilots in the movie "Heavy Metal" ?

ha! Nope, but the game sucked! At least that's how I remember it. :D


 
Mesh Posted: Tue Jun 28 08:52:43 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah? Heres something worth considering: Shut up, the whole lot of yous.


 
Ed Posted: Tue Jun 28 12:08:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Yeah? Heres something worth considering: Shut up, the whole lot of yous.

I'll consider it. :D


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jun 28 12:33:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>Yeah? Heres something worth considering: Shut up, the whole lot of yous.
>
Thanks Nikki. . .er Mesh


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Jun 29 03:26:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>
>I'll consider it. :D


Thats really all I ask.


 



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