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ifihadahif Posted: Thu Jun 30 13:38:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
FEMALE PRAYER


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to
listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not
wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his
cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to say
to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no
end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.


MALE PRAYER


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store, a bass boat and a hunting lodge. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a shit! Amen




 



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