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mat_j Posted: Tue Aug 9 21:31:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  In the grand tradition of your greatest ruler Emperor Norton 1st, i hereby declare myself Emperor of the united states, free positions in my empire when we overthrow congress


 
addi Posted: Tue Aug 9 21:55:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Woohoo!

Anyone's better than who we have right now

*will you make us do Welsh things?


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Aug 9 22:50:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  No noble Duke Addison of Georgia, keeper of the privy seal and lord of culture. We will do what so ever we please!


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Tue Aug 9 22:50:34 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  WOOHOO!!

Can I get a really cool title like, "Head of the Department of International Affairs Concerning the Well-being and Livelihood and Longevity of Various Psychologically Unstable Peoples" ?

YEAH?!!!?? AM I RIGHT!?


 
DanSRose Posted: Tue Aug 9 23:03:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I get dibs on Space Exploration. And Duke of the Moon.


 
Kira Posted: Tue Aug 9 23:12:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  So are we doing fiefdoms or duchies? Or something else? I never could remember the difference.


 
Ed Posted: Tue Aug 9 23:28:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I demand morlocks!


 
libra Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:03:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ooo, I want to be something! (And I want to live in california still)




 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:20:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  innocenceNonus said:
>WOOHOO!!
>
>Can I get a really cool title like, "Head of the Department of International Affairs Concerning the Well-being and Livelihood and Longevity of Various Psychologically Unstable Peoples" ?
>
>YEAH?!!!?? AM I RIGHT!?

All that and the shiniest damn sceptre you can shake a fist at!!


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:22:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>I get dibs on Space Exploration. And Duke of the Moon.

So thats Space master general, The Duchy of the moon and i'll throw in crown prince of new england to top it all off


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:25:05 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>So are we doing fiefdoms or duchies? Or something else? I never could remember the difference.

Choose a state or territory?! Form now i'll make you Commander of the southern frontiers


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:26:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ed said:
>I demand morlocks!

Morlocks galore!! And beheading swords too and comfortable Governer Generalship over the Appalachian mountain range


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:28:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  libra said:
>Ooo, I want to be something! (And I want to live in california still)
>
>
How about queen of the dominion of california and overseer of the western seaboard


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:32:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  huzzah it's 5.30 AM, i've just cleaned my kitchen from top to bottom and feel like i'm suffering from the mania

Where's Hif, I'm making him first sea lord?


 
Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:34:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  do i get anything fancy?


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:39:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:
>do i get anything fancy?

Commander of the northern frontiers and patriarch of the Annexed territories of Grand Canada


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:40:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  And captain of the Hudson


 
libra Posted: Wed Aug 10 00:44:53 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>libra said:
>>Ooo, I want to be something! (And I want to live in california still)
>>
>>
>How about queen of the dominion of california and overseer of the western seaboard

yes!

i'm excited


 
Posted: Wed Aug 10 01:01:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>CriminalSaint said:
>>do i get anything fancy?
>
>Commander of the northern frontiers and patriarch of the Annexed territories of Grand Canada



fuckyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 
Mouse Posted: Wed Aug 10 01:44:19 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Salutations great Emperor Mat. After a quick emergency meeting the GT police will convene to welcome you to the ruling class and arrange a cooperative relationship for our covert activities.
A copy of the US section of my world-ruling files will be on your desk by the end of the week.

Mouse


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 02:32:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mouse said:
>Salutations great Emperor Mat. After a quick emergency meeting the GT police will convene to welcome you to the ruling class and arrange a cooperative relationship for our covert activities.
>A copy of the US section of my world-ruling files will be on your desk by the end of the week.
>
>Mouse

Very well commandante Mouse, you may continue as normal!


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 03:04:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  In accordance to our conversation, i declare Sweet P Empress of Canada and protector of the Rocky mountain range


 
iggy Posted: Wed Aug 10 03:24:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  what will happen to the resistance?



 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 03:40:52 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The resistance lives on!!

You sir will of course always be my right hand chan! Darth Chanz the robot ninja of the moon remember


 
addi Posted: Wed Aug 10 06:53:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Lord of Culture...Hmmm
I guess that's better than lord of the dance..cuz a lot of people would be snickering behind my back.
"There goes Sir Addi...Lord of the Dance. Hey, do a little jig for us, Addi!"

*I just hope we get donuts for our cabinet meetings.


 
FN Posted: Wed Aug 10 08:45:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Meh. I'm not impressed. I'll take over quicker than you can say "coup".


 
antartica Posted: Wed Aug 10 12:53:10 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  so wat do i get to be Mat_j?


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 13:01:05 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Meh. I'm not impressed. I'll take over quicker than you can say "coup".

Hahaha come and try young bucky!


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 13:01:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>so wat do i get to be Mat_j?

What do you want Ant, name it everything must go


 
addi Posted: Wed Aug 10 13:41:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:
>so wat do i get to be Mat_j?

The royal WC will get clogged a lot. You could be the royal plumber.

lol
oh, that was good : )


 
FN Posted: Wed Aug 10 13:47:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'll be the commander of the vast armies, and have them swear allegiance to me, not the state.

We'll see who'll be laughing after that.


*note to self: laugh (preferably an evil laugh) once evil plan to take over the world has been accomplished*


 
Zacq Posted: Wed Aug 10 14:39:20 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'll take the place of the guy in a cruddy apartment building in Cincinatti that fills up Aquafina and other water bottles with water from his sink.

Yeah that's right. And Minister of Redundancy Minister.


 
Ahriman Posted: Wed Aug 10 16:21:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I am the Postmaster!!!


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Aug 10 19:56:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahriman said:
>I am the Postmaster!!!

True might!

And the people of Chicago did say, oh spiteful one deliver us some mail.

And he did reply (and it was good) Not until i see some Pizza


You can have Chicago too. Poster Master General and Podesta of Chicago


 
antartica Posted: Wed Aug 10 21:38:19 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh oh oh !!!
i know what i wanna be...

can i be the the "Keeper of the Bong"?


 
addi Posted: Wed Aug 10 21:54:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  antartica said:

>can i be the the "Keeper of the Bong"?

Good choice! Of course you knew that the job of Keeper of the Royal Harem goes with whoever takes the bong position. You sly dog


 
iggy Posted: Thu Aug 11 00:33:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  the resistance shall resist with the army of hamsters and gerbils....


 
boondock743 Posted: Thu Aug 11 01:30:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i want to be the ruler of all millitary forces and be lord over the far east!
plz?


 
DaveHill Posted: Thu Aug 11 02:55:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'd like to be the Royal Idiot, who's admired by woman all over the globe for his witty comments and fabolous body work-out routine brought to you live on TV.

Either that or keeper of the Treasury, or some other desk-sitting paper-pushing nonsensical part in this whole semi-democratic charade :)
OH, and hail Norton!

But it's in Tyler I trust......


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 11 15:03:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>
>All that and the shiniest damn sceptre you can shake a fist at!!

HECK YEAH!!!!

I love this new order of government!

we should eat cake... all the time.

why?! because it's a party!


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Thu Aug 11 15:09:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahriman said:
>I am the Postmaster!!!

Reminded me of "Pagemaster"... the old kids movie with Macaulay Caulkin and the books...

I thought the movie was interesting enough. Always was a libriphiliac.

EH EH EH?!?!


 
Ahriman Posted: Fri Aug 12 09:01:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I was going more for kevin costner.


 
Ed Posted: Fri Aug 12 11:04:32 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahriman said:
>I was going more for kevin costner.

Ew! But he was the Postman, not the Postmaster.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Fri Aug 12 17:59:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Maybe you could be a mix between a cartoon Macaulay Caulkin and a super buff Kevin Costner....


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Aug 14 14:51:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DaveHill said:
>I'd like to be the Royal Idiot, who's admired by woman all over the globe for his witty comments and fabolous body work-out routine brought to you live on TV.
>
>Either that or keeper of the Treasury, or some other desk-sitting paper-pushing nonsensical part in this whole semi-democratic charade :)
>OH, and hail Norton!
>
>But it's in Tyler I trust......

Fair words noble Dave Hill, i grant your title of of Royal Idiot!!

Hail Norton all father of the Empire!


Boondock, how about General of the elite Imperial guard and a city of your choice

So your title would run something like

Mighty General Boondock the brave Podesta of ________ and keeper of the Sacred _______


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Aug 14 14:51:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ant,

How about Bong master general, keeper of the sacred flame of Sensimilia and master of the herb?


 
antartica Posted: Sun Aug 14 21:14:39 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Ant,
>
>How about Bong master general, keeper of the sacred flame of Sensimilia and master of the herb?

oh yeah!!!!

hooooot!
it's gotta be 420 somewhere in the world right now
so i declare it's time to light up kiddos!!!


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Aug 17 21:15:54 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I see trouble was afoot(sp?) in my Realm whilst I was away. On serious business.


 



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