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ifihadahif Posted: Thu Aug 18 19:10:54 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Subject: New Drugs


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDa has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO".





 
FN Posted: Thu Aug 18 19:55:23 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hmm, where have you been hif, I reckon' I haven't seen you around for a while.

Funny you're re-entering my world with an article about viagra.

Also, Choke lets everybody know that she'll be checking here some time in the near future and that she's having fun in Chicago. She has even seen a squirrel and a bat. Really.

Only specimen to discover left on the list, the famous yet illusive bald beaver. She heard they taste great.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Aug 18 22:49:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hullo, Hif.


 
libra Posted: Thu Aug 18 23:45:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  that's so cute. EVEN seen a squirrel and a bat. hehe


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Aug 19 15:50:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Hmm, where have you been hif, I reckon' I haven't seen you around for a while.
>
Major career move, went to work for a new company, and was out of town for awhile to get some training.

Apparently no one else noticed I was gone.
:-(


 
addi Posted: Fri Aug 19 16:08:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  yeah we did. you just missed the posts.
Good luck with the new position. It's always a bit nerve racking to start a new job.


 
Kira Posted: Fri Aug 19 16:13:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I missed you on the America-is-a-nation-of-spoiled-brats thread. :P




 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Aug 19 16:22:04 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>I missed you on the America-is-a-nation-of-spoiled-brats thread. :P
>
I'll check it out and maybe get it going again.

Nice to see you here Kira.
:-)


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Aug 21 11:08:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hello Hifmeister, I've been out for a while too, mostly taming wild stallions and learning boa staff skills.


 



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