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How would you get away with murder
CorDrine Posted: Thu Sep 15 11:30:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  There's been a lot of murder cases in Singapore lately. And its like, all these murderer are just murdering people and wanting to get count by living clues behind.

If you've just murdered someone, what would you do to hide all traces that would lead to you?

Don't mean to be mobid or anything, but surely, if you are going to kill someone, chop them up and leave them on a pavement of a busy shopping street, at least make some effort not to get caught, right?

I'm thinking acid is the best way to destroy all evidence (eg finger print, dental print, even face etc)

Just wondering ok, not like I'm gonna go out and kill anyone (yet)


 
addi Posted: Thu Sep 15 11:46:34 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CorDrine said:

>Just wondering ok, not like I'm gonna go out and kill anyone (yet)

this is exactly why I didn't include Singapore in my choices of places to migrate to

: )


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Sep 15 12:41:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sorry, you're just going to have to figure it out on your own, I'm not giving up any of my secrets.


 
FN Posted: Thu Sep 15 12:48:18 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  If I ever murder somebody I'll probably use an icepick (or several in case one breaks) and make sure I even have a hairnet (perhaps underneath a hood so it doesn't look as dorky) and gloves and stuff. Also no skin left visible, if the victims try to scratch me they won't find my blood/skin.

As for shoes, make sure you use a pair that you don't use anymore but bought a long time ago.

When finished, put the clothes through a shredder and burn everything at 2 or 3 different isolated locations and bury it afterwards.

I wouldn't bother with trying to hide the body, it probably won't work anyway and you'll just open up a whole new can of possible fuckups.

Just try and leave the crime scene as pristine as possible. or when you're done, splatter bleach all over the place (buy a common brand though), I'm not sure but I do think it fucks up fingerprints and it destroys possible dna evidence.

As for an alibi, don't make it too complicated. I'd even go as far as claiming I just stayed home during the time it happened (although they shouldn't be questioning you if you didn't leave any clues). Staying home isn't a crime, and a lot of people just stay home at night. Don't involve other people in your alibi, they'll crack.

It helps if the motive isn't too obvious as well.


If you're going for the anonymous victim and just want to kill for the hell of it, do the same things as mentioned before but make sure you murder somebody in a very remote place, preferably a different country. I'd say it would be best to murder a hooker. They're easy to acquire, even anonymously, and will follow you to the place of your choice and chances are nobody will miss them and you'll be out by the time anybody notices.


 
FN Posted: Thu Sep 15 12:49:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The icepick would be made with common bottled water by the way, not from the tap or from a nearby river or whatever, it could be traced.

The container would be some form of plastic, preferably of a harder kind so no piece of plastic sticks to the pick.


 
DanSRose Posted: Thu Sep 15 12:57:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You spray ammonia/bleach on everything. It dillutes and erases fluid (hee) evidence and messes up fingerprints. Wear standard Timberland boots. Drive at or under the speed limit. If you can, remove the teeth and damage the fingertips. Avoid rivers/bodies of water. Burying in remote places is said to work the best.


 
FN Posted: Thu Sep 15 13:01:24 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  If you do chose to hide the corpse, I suggest using the method dansrose would use, mutilation is key.

Be sure to bury the corpse *deep* though.

I'm talking about 2-3 metres deep, or dogs will smell it.

Make sure that when you do you do it in a muddy area so a patch of mud doesn't look suspicious. Keep in mind that it will creat an indentation in the ground when the body decomposes as the fluids seep out and it deflates.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Sep 15 13:22:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's threads like these that are the reason the NSA is still monitoring this website.


 
Kira Posted: Thu Sep 15 13:34:12 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>It's threads like these that are the reason the NSA is still monitoring this website.

Oh that's right, Agent Albrecht, I know all about you. Two creams, no sugar and Generation Terrorists every day, isn't it, Agent Albrecht? Would you get off our case?!


 
webmaster Posted: Thu Sep 15 14:28:46 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Careful Chris... now if I find a crime scene with no skin under the victim's nails, old shoe prints, shredded clothes, with common bleach splattered all over, and no alibis, you'll be my prime suspect.


 
FN Posted: Thu Sep 15 15:02:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Quiet you, or I might just get the urge to commit the perfect crime and murder you with an icepick.

Or a carrot.


 
Ahriman Posted: Thu Sep 15 15:10:50 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  .22 shot from the base of the head upwards. Bullet enters but does not exit. Then you take the body, chop it up into smaller pieces, go to the nearest pig farm(real close to me), dump the pieces in with the pigs, pigs eat bones and all. I know many other methods but that is a favorite.


 
addi Posted: Thu Sep 15 16:09:37 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you people are sick..
and disturbed...
and did i mention sick?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Sep 15 16:25:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I've said it before and I'll say it again, some people just need to be killed.


 
Zacq Posted: Thu Sep 15 16:45:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahriman said:
>.22 shot from the base of the head upwards. Bullet enters but does not exit. Then you take the body, chop it up into smaller pieces, go to the nearest pig farm(real close to me), dump the pieces in with the pigs, pigs eat bones and all. I know many other methods but that is a favorite.

You forgot the part about removing teeth. Don't want to give them indigestion.


 
DanSRose Posted: Thu Sep 15 18:08:18 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  This is why if you are a crime scene specialist and are accused of a serious crime, you are immediately fired, no matter of proven guilt. There's always, always a trick.


 
Silentmind Posted: Thu Sep 15 20:21:08 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  If you use a gun, you smelt the gun. Acid at high enough concentration to get rid of the body wouldn't be easily available and easy to track. Use the bleach mentioned. Pick someone at random. No one you know, or anything. Burn your clothes, and discard them along with your regular wood ashes, and ensure that when you commit the murder, you are doing at a time when you usually do random stuff. Don't do it at a time when you should be working, at the gym ect. Do it away from your home. NEVER return to the crime scene. Don't brag. Wear simple clothes, nothing that would be remembered or out of the ordinary. And don't commit another murder. Walk away, back to your life.

And no, I haven't and don't intend to commit murder.


 
Ed Posted: Thu Sep 15 20:45:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  To transport the body, dismember and behead it. Let it drain in a bath tub. Maybe even bathe and squeeze it to be sure that leakage is minimal. Use something like Rubbermaid storage tubs AFTER the pieces are wrapped in plastic. Use a vaccuum sealer if one's available.

Burn your clothes and the body. Then grind down the bones on a belt-sander. Make sure that you remember to keep a spare set of clothes at the burn site.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Sep 15 22:47:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  cool.... you learn something new everyday...


 
Posted: Fri Sep 16 01:29:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you could kill them with a giant..


....inflatable...



.....http://www.nyhotties.com/archives/images/lamb-doll.jpg


(for addi)


 
novemberrain Posted: Fri Sep 16 05:52:41 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:
>you could kill them with a giant..
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>....inflatable...
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>.....http://www.nyhotties.com/archives/images/lamb-doll.jpg
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>(for addi)

oh
my
god




 
addi Posted: Fri Sep 16 06:57:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:

>(for addi)

Always thinking about me. That's why you're just so very special, Crim.


ps Those inflatable lambs don't work. They always seem to pop right at the wrong time, and there's nothing that will deflate your _____ faster than a deflating love toy.

Oh
My
God!

: )


 
CorDrine Posted: Fri Sep 16 09:58:37 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  This is what start this thread, for those who are interested, happened in September:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050911/wl_asia_afp/singaporephilippinescrimemaid_050911070026

This one was sometime back in June or July
http://www.getforme.com/previous2005/170605_nakedbodypartsalongkallangriversuspectarrested.htm

And this one, I am in the opinion that he is not guilty, but the court has already sentence him to death.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/8/27/nation/11885816&sec=nation

Those are the high profile cases in Singapore recently. Low crime doesn't mean no crime! wahahaha


 
antartica Posted: Fri Sep 16 13:36:47 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i would reali love to know if anyone's ever tried it out,

kinda like a tested and proven kinda thing?

but i suppose with big bro watching and how even bloggers have been arrested and charged... heh... so much for free speech... fuck this shit


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Sep 16 21:31:47 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The same way I always have.


 
choke Posted: Sat Sep 17 00:57:05 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You guys are getting a little too in depth with this thread for me to read it and not get nervous..


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Sep 18 03:26:13 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>You guys are getting a little too in depth with this thread for me to read it and not get nervous..


I would never harm you.


 
FN Posted: Sun Sep 18 05:46:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Tuulikki Mäki said:
>choke said:
>>You guys are getting a little too in depth with this thread for me to read it and not get nervous..
>
>
>I would never harm you.

I would.

I'll severly wound all of you.


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Sep 18 05:51:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Well you have already severly wounded my eyes with that picture. That graphic depiction of a feline anus is just too much!


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Sep 18 05:52:22 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  LOL I didn't look at the second half of the comic until just now.


 
beetlebum Posted: Sun Sep 18 06:53:56 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Tuulikki Mäki said:
>>choke said:
>>>You guys are getting a little too in depth with this thread for me to read it and not get nervous..
>>
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>>I would never harm you.
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>I would.
>
>I'll severly wound all of you.

That was one of the most psychotic posts I've ever read on GT. Or anywhere, really.

Grin.


 
FN Posted: Sun Sep 18 08:31:47 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Tuulikki Mäki said:
>LOL I didn't look at the second half of the comic until just now.

It's funny because it's true.


 
Jackale2s Posted: Mon Sep 19 10:13:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Cannibalism...no evidence. Throw the bones and entrails in the middle of the ocean.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Sep 19 10:47:31 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>Tuulikki Mäki said:
>>LOL I didn't look at the second half of the comic until just now.
>
>It's funny because it's true.
>
I don't get it.
Is the cartoonist equating black people with cat shit ?
If so, is that funny ?


 
FN Posted: Mon Sep 19 12:25:36 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>I don't get it.
>Is the cartoonist equating black people with cat shit ?
>If so, is that funny ?

Yes.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Sep 19 17:16:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Jackale2s said:
>Cannibalism...no evidence. Throw the bones and entrails in the middle of the ocean.



Haha thats great. Too true, as well.


 
FN Posted: Mon Sep 19 17:40:18 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah, I bet nobody would think it's a little weird that you throw a suitcases of bones overboard from a cruise ship.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Sep 19 17:46:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Get your own small boat, go into a desolate, isolated small Fjord, and throw them over.


 
Kira Posted: Mon Sep 19 18:15:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  If I don't murder anybody can I still go to a fjord?


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Sep 19 18:32:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  NO! For sociopathic murderers only!


 
devon1967 Posted: Fri Jun 26 21:14:10 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My g/f's X husbad is from the middle east..Iran...He is a horrible person and has done so much damage to my g/f ( she divorced him after 15 years of abuse ). Now divorced, he continues his wrath still. Lives in a 2 million $$ home and left my g/f nothing. Using 3 young boys as a weopon against her. She has come close to suicide, something he hopes for.

I have a crim record, mail for violence and driving offences. the lates is trafikking and posseion of nacotics of which all them I am on bail for. Trial in is another year.

We live in Canada, outside of Vancouver and I am NOT at all afraid to do something to him.. from setting that home on fire to taking his throat out with a crossbow. I need to know the best, easiets, fasted way to off someone. Guns are rather hard to get in Canada ( sounds easy with all the drive bys )where would be the best place to to this...He knows I hate him, iun fact he refuses to aloow my g/f access to her kids becausae I live with her. bad bad bad...help me plz..someone..when ur dead...ur dead and dead do not talk.. but others can. I need to know and make it to not come back to me.


 
devon1967 Posted: Fri Jun 26 21:28:15 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  My g/f's ex husband is from Iran. Man I hate this fuck....he abused her for many years and now she is just a memeory of what she was. I love her dearly and will never stop with therapy or anything else. He needs to die....simple...I have no problems setting the house ablaze or picking him off with a crossbow. Guns are a no no here in canada , the only gun that will do massive damage and no burns is a sawed off 12 gauge. Youd have to get in pretty close though as I dont want to hit an innocent bystander. I could always walk him on the street, have muriatic acid in a squirt bottle and simply spray 2-3 times directly on his face..It will melt. I just dont want anything coming back on me. any ideas. I liove in Canada near Vancouver


 
Kira Posted: Fri Jun 26 23:36:21 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Where you live is irrelevant to what you are asking. Learn to lie better.


 



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