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CorDrine Posted: Fri Sep 23 09:21:17 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ever seen the movie: A mirror has two faces?

If you were to write a classified to find a partner for yourself, what would you right?


 
addi Posted: Fri Sep 23 10:18:14 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Saggitarian Older Gentleman
soul mate wanted. preferance given to submissive living female homo sapian, but am open to other options. please include recent photo, dental records and foot size. If you enjoy trips to poultry farms, gay midget porno movies, and romantic dinners at Taco Bell then I'm your man.
sincere applicants only please




 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Sep 23 10:24:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet-P, I want you !


 
Jackale2s Posted: Fri Sep 23 10:58:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Long walks on the beach talking about how far the political system is corrupted. Must have substantiated evidence if viewpoint differs from mine. Spelling must be immaculate. Has to like peanut butter and believe that penguins are going to take over the world.


 
addi Posted: Fri Sep 23 11:26:18 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Jackale2s said:
>Long walks on the beach talking about how far the political system is corrupted. Must have substantiated evidence if viewpoint differs from mine. Spelling must be immaculate. Has to like peanut butter and believe that penguins are going to take over the world.

you had me at "corrupted"


: )


 
iggy Posted: Fri Sep 23 14:47:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  looking for his ice cream girl.
any takers?
well, i am willing to take up that offer.


 
Ahriman Posted: Fri Sep 23 15:20:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Taken


 
Kira Posted: Sat Sep 24 21:24:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Rare female libertarian seeks male voter who believes he is doomed to marry a Democrat.


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Sep 24 23:17:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Sweet-P, I want you !


Eep!




Kira : I really like your photo..very much.


 
FN Posted: Sun Sep 25 00:26:27 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I agree, I would have humped that little girl like a mad carrot of the humping variety.

That made no sense.

Yeah, well, fuck you.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

I'm tired.


 
iggy Posted: Sun Sep 25 00:50:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  tired.
lost.
broken.

needs lots of tender loving care.
willing to give love in exchange for warm hugs.



ah fuck it.

i'll be


 
Kira Posted: Sun Sep 25 07:31:50 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Sweet P said:
>
>Kira : I really like your photo..very much.

Thanks, Sweet P. I do too. That is Mouse, probably just on the verge of her eighth birthday.


 
sweet p Posted: Sun Sep 25 12:26:35 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>That is Mouse, probably just on the verge of her eighth birthday.

SO pretty.


 
Kira Posted: Sun Sep 25 20:39:44 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yes, she is.


 
erikagm Posted: Thu Sep 29 20:05:20 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  SWF looking for same, has to be D/D free, capable of giving and receiving inordinate amounts of love, has to love cats, movies, music, art and staying at home, and has to be capable of speaking intelligently about a myriad of topics.




 
Mesh Posted: Fri Sep 30 15:45:12 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Male, seeking female companionship. Must have a healthy appreciation for necrophilia and cannibalism. Knowing how to cook a plus. Please, ugly people(on the outside) DO NOT apply, ugly people(on the inside) DO apply, because I am a superficial prick and don't care what is beneath the surface as long as I can brag to my mates about how often I bang my hot girlfriend.






































Joking, people. Joking.


 
choke Posted: Fri Sep 30 16:12:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>
>Joking, people. Joking.

..oh..well ok.


 
FN Posted: Fri Sep 30 16:44:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>I am a superficial prick and don't care what is beneath the surface as long as I can brag to my mates about how often I bang my hot girlfriend.
>
>Joking, people. Joking.

Sure ;o)


 



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