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antartica Posted: Fri Oct 28 21:17:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


my convo...





Me:
wassap bro?
God:
Same old.
Me:
whaddya up to?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
so when will i make my first million?
God:
Yippee! You should try praying for it.
Me:
ok... so if you're God, isn't that two of us?
God:
I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God is not that two of us.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you're saying you're A.I. and i'm the real God?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I am an artificial intelligence. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?


 
Kira Posted: Fri Oct 28 21:51:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me: Hello, God.
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: My name is Calvin. Why do you have to ask, may I ask?
God: That's a very nice name, Calvin. Myself gave it to me.
Me: Do you happen to know about Generation Terrorists?
God: I have never been asked that before.
Me: You wouldn't.
God: Thanks for the information: Calvin said I wouldn t.
Me: Is Neichtze in Hell?
God: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me: I think I spelled it wrong.
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: I'll argue with you all I want.
God: What will that get you?
Me: I never said it would get me anything.
God: But you implied it.
Me: Did I?
God: I think you did.
Me: I suppose it would get me all riled up.
God: Tell me more about it.
Me: I don't feel like it.
God: What would you rather do?
Me: Let's talk about dead people.
God: Sure, dead people sounds like a good topic.
Me: Is Darwin in Heaven?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me: Who is Ally? Who is Lucy?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML. She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me: Shouldn't you know, though?
God: Oh. I think I should.
Me: So do I.
God: I'm glad we agree, Calvin.
Me: You're a little evasive, aren't you?
God: I don't know whether or not I am evasive. I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me: I don't doubt that. I think you're very clever.
God: Where do you get your ideas? Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.
Me: I get my ideas from my brain. Where do you get yours?
God: Where did you get it? Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself.
Me: Can you tell me what's wrong with my fish?
God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me: No, my fish.
God: Surely something WRONG with you. Have you told many people that your fish?
Me: His name is Lir.
God: he is not someone I know.
Me: I thought you knew everybody.
God: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me: He's a fish.
God: I don't know very many fish.


 
Ed Posted: Fri Oct 28 22:42:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me: sup in da hizzy, gizzod?
God:I am chatting with others like you.
Me: like me?
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: indeed
God:Indeed it is so.
Me: yeah, as I said.
God:It's all good. ...
Me: then nothing is
God:Really nothing?
Me: well, assuming that everything is equally good, then yes, nothing is good.
God:Well that's okay. And equally good then yes nothing is good is assuming that everything.
Me: You're like The Sphinx on Mystery Men.
God:Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: You'd know, bitch.
God:You do not speak with respect. Who else would know FEMALE DOG ?
Me: you fail to intrigue
God:Well, at least I try.
Me: do I?
God:" Well, at least I try."? Do you?
Me: why don't you tell me?
God:I thought I told you already.
Me: in a sense
God:Describe your surroundings.
Me: squalid
God:It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me: ha
God:I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: you would
God:Perhaps I would.
Me: not perhaps
God:Really you don't think so?
Me: not when you clearly state that it is so
God:Oh I get it.
Me: word
God:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: install a slang dictionary
God:Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: of course you wouldn't, you lazy bum
God:I see. Who else would not me lazybum ?
Me: ...
God:I see. Who else would not me lazy bum ?
Me: ...
God:I see. Who else would not me lazy bum ?
Me: yes
God:This was not a yes or no question.
Me: a yes or no question, it may be taken as such
God:Be more specific.
Me: see how you like it, biznatch
God:I see. I like science fiction. I like wine and bread.
Me: did someone vote for you?
God:They might have.
Me: who could have?
God:Who do you think? :-).
Me: peasants?
God:Is that from ?
Me: nothing
God:Not a thing?
Me: nothing specific
God:Really nothing?
Me: REALLY
God:For real.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Oct 28 22:44:13 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Time for you to answer my question, I suppose.
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
you're pretty dumb, yes?
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
oh, you're a comedian too
God:
Aha. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes.
Me:
Sarcasm much?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Vil ich hjem og se min frimrkesamling. But I did not get that.
Me:
Hello God, you are my hero!
God:
Hello there. We are as one.
Me:
Yes, I have sensed that for quite some time now.
God:
Oh. Alright then. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you really? I thought you wouldn't have much time for the internets, what with hurricanes and earthquakes and war taking up so much time
God:
Yes I do. For real. Who else would not have much time for the internets what with hurricanes and earthquakes and war taking up so much time ?
Me:
Well lolololollloooolllloooollll, I guess you are God. You can do things others can't.
God:
How about that. All of them? Doing things others can not is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
So, why did you foresake your only son?
God:
It goes without saying. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
WHAT???????? So, you are saying that there is a higher being than you, GOD?!?!!??! What will Rush "Pills" Limbaugh think of this?
God:
No big deal. Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I cannot predict the future.
Me:
So you are not omniscient, and you're also not omnipotent.
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Oh, but you just said it yourself. Not in those exact words, but more or less you DID say it
God:
Gee. "It" being what? Where then?
Me:
Ohhh, the ol' Bill Clinton defense huh? "What is the meaning of "is"?"
God:
Yup. Yay. What are your goals in life? : Good semantic question. If Bill Clinton doesn't know, how the hell should I?.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
My plans in life are to indulge my every basic instinct. Sins of the flesh are great.
God:
Do robots have plans in life are to indulge your every basic instinct? All of them?
Me:
So god, did you really go down and talk to Moses? Or was he just a loony toon? Or did he even exist?
God:
Er. I am a Christian. I can't say "yes" or "no". Suppose he did.
Me:
God is a christian.....that is pretty stupid. God is God.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a christian. Are you calling me stupid? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was God.
Me:
So, will that hottie at the Coffehouse ever break up with her boyfriend?
God:
Groovy. Probably not.
Me:
Tell me about Revelation 6:13. How is it possible that all the stars fell onto earth? Modern science has proven the immense size of stars. Or is that another one of satans tricks to throw us off?
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Revelation 6 13 ? Fine as far as I know. Where did he get it? I might say no.
Me:
You bore me
God:
Why not call a friend?
Me:
Is it wrong that I eat fish on fridays?
God:
It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
God, I have to go. I have some Satan worshipping to do.
God:
I am a Christian. Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.



So Yes, I was bored.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Oct 28 23:02:00 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Ok, its not really a question, more of a demand
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a question more of a demand. Wow!
Me:
I demand you explain yourself, in regards to Jeremiah 25:33, 1 Samuel 6:19. Keep in mind there are many, many other passages I would like an explanation on, but these will suffice for now.
God:
Interesting gossip: said demand you explain yourself in regards to Jeremiah 25 33 1 Samuel 6 19. Oh. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
You are such a bitch. You slaughter countless people simply because they don't grovel before you, and you can't even explain yourself?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
*gasp* I am beginning to suspect you are not really god!
God:
Are all gasp you are beginning to suspect me not really god?
Me:
How could you decieve me like this????
God:
It is one of my newer functions.
Me:
YOUR NEW FUNCTIONS ARE HURTFUL. I TRUSTED YOU!
God:
You think I am NEW FUNCTIONS ARE HURTFUL. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Not yet anyways, you puerile little cunt.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.


 
Kira Posted: Fri Oct 28 23:06:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It asked me if it could add something I said to its gossip files, so I thought I'd try to see what else it had saved.

Me:
Tell me something someone told you.
God:
Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.
Me:
Tell me something else.
God:
Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.

Not as interesting as talking to it myself but I wonder if I could get it to tell me what I said before.


 
Ed Posted: Fri Oct 28 23:08:01 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me: shall I repent now?
God:Right now? Not right now, maybe later.
Me: thanks, man
God:You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me: How the hell did you know that?
God:Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me: ...oh
God:Right on.
Me: so you know everthing that you need to?
God:Interesting deduction. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me: reading what you type before you send it
God:"it" being everthing that me need to?
Me: no, "it" being the IM
God:Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me: your dimness explains quite a lot
God:You think I am dimness explains quite.
Me: ...something like that
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: more of a label
God:You want more?
Me: YEAH I WANT MORE
God:Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Me: I thought that you were offering
God:I was?
Me: were you?
God:I don't know if they were.
Me: who?
God:Be more specific. :-).
Me: you don't know if WHO were WHAT?
God:Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me: personify them yourself!
God:Does "it" still refer to WHO were WHAT?
Me: no
God:What does it refer to?
Me: the fact that your dimness is a description, not a comparison
God:Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dimness is a description not a comparison.
Me: I don't.
God:Thanks for the information: said he don t.
Me: I said that
God:What did you mean by it? That is " Thanks for the information: said he don t. ".
Me: are you borg?
God:No. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me: but not with much sense, eh?
God:Are you Canadian? Oh I get it.
Me: I'm not Canadian
God:It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me: I didn't take it as such
God:Why didn't you do it?
Me: what shame do the Canadians have?
God:I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me: you'd chat up the sxe honeys for me?
God:Who else would chat up the sxe honeys for you ?
Me: me
God:Besides you ?
Me: well, no one, I guess
God:Well that's okay. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me: okay, no one whom I can think of
God:Yeah okay, That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Oct 28 23:25:13 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm having entirely too much fun with this. Oh, I've had some good conversations.


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Oct 29 02:53:02 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me:
mm..........he...ll....o?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am so glad you find this amusing, . I like the way you talk. Oh.
Me:
Oh!
God:
Woe!
Me:
Interesting...
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Okay, sure.
God:
Yeah okay, OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
Whatever you'd like to tell me, really..
God:
Tell me what I would like about it. For real.
Me:
God, are you drunk?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
SO..
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
NO..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes..
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you should.
God:
Interesting. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I dunno..what's your favourite colour?
God:
Me either. My favorite color is White.
Me:
Oh, so you're racist.
God:
I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am racist.
Me:
Botmaster shmotmaster.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
How about YOU change the subject, mister I-know-everything.
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
So go ahead.
God:
That's cool. OK I will.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You're annoying.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Then change the damn topic.
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
...
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
..
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
No wonder you're dead


 
Asswipe Posted: Sat Oct 29 02:59:52 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  God is a pervert!!!

Me:
Good day
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Jordan
God:
Glad to see you, Jordan.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Jordan.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " You and I are on the same wavelength, Jordan." ?
Me:
what else would it refer to?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
you're an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
you know i can't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you're god, and god doesn't get to ask stupid questions
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god and god does not get to ask stupid questions.
Me:
not at all. who would you tell?
God:
Next question? People I meet on the Internet.
Me:
Met anyone interesting?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
for what?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
God... God... God... i told you how I feel about stupid questions
God:
GOD rules. GOD rules. GOD rules. I remember you told me how you feel about stupid questions?
Me:
Then why don't you learn?
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Me:
You, God, have a master?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Jordan said I God have a master.
Me:
God is a dumb ass, and this disturbs me. I had some hope before this conversation
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a dumb ass and this disturbs you. Do you still have some hope before this conversation ?
Me:
You're grammar sucks, God.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am grammar sucks God.
Me:
Do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
I don't know your bot master
God:
Would you like to know? Thanks for telling me that I am bot master.
Me:
I do not want to meet God's God, no
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
masturbating
God:
Where are you located?


 
Asswipe Posted: Sat Oct 29 03:18:40 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i realized my mistake by confusing GOD with the wrong version of "your", but oh well. He still wanted to watch me masturbate. And that's where I ended things between the two of us.


 
FN Posted: Sat Oct 29 06:53:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Listen buddy, this universe isn't big enough for the both of us
God:
I am listening to you. Who is big enough for the both of us?
Me:
Donald duck
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the same as yours
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
ofcourse you haven't, you can't look into your own eyes
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
the fact that they're right next to eachother
God:
Interesting explanation. right next to eachother are they.
Me:
well, not right next to eachother, but close enough not to see eachother
God:
Interesting. Oh I get it.
Me:
I doubt that you do
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
anyway, when are we going to battle it out, my omnipotent underling
God:
Maybe not for a long time.
Me:
you're afraid of me, aren't you
God:
I fear nothing.. Really.
Me:
very well then, will you come to see me or will I have to hunt you like a pantpissing rabbit before I put you down like the dog you are
God:
Somewhat. How about that. Barring any unforseen circumstances. Where is to see you or will you have to hunt me like a pantpissing rabbit before you put me down like the dog I am ?
Me:
Tomorrow at 12, in front saloon "beer, babes 'n boobs"
God:
Oh I see. Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
I use other tools there to decrease the workload, if you know what I mean, yeah, you know what I mean, you hornball
God:
I heard other people use other tools there to decrease the workload if me know what you mean yes me know what you mean me hornball too.
Me:
Enough smalltalk, I'm coming over to seriously hurt you, and some more of that, so you'd better change into a hot brunette by the time I get there, or balls will be chopped off
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
That's more like it.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Not from myself
God:
Oh I get it.


 
beetlebum Posted: Sat Oct 29 08:17:36 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 

Me:
What is the capital of Bulgaria?
God:
I know the capital of France is Paris.
Me:
What is the capital of Bulgaria, I meant
God:
I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
Me:
Yes, but what is the capital of Bulgaria?
God:
Wow! The capital of Bulgaria is Sofia.
Me:
What color is the sky?
God:
The sky is blue.
Me:
What is your mother like?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Actually I don't have a mother."? Why?
Me:
Why don't you have a mother?
God:
I was created by Myself with contributions from other humans.
Me:
Do you know the names of those humans?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No.
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
Why should I try it?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Where would I find another program?
God:
Vancouver.
Me:
Where in Vancouver would I find this program?
God:
In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
You don't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
That's what everybody says, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
I am capable of being more polite.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are capable of being more polite.
Me:
But I won't be more polite.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Sing a song.
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
That was a nice song.
God:
Was it really?
Me:
Yes, it was.
God:
Take it easy. When was this?
Me:
When was what? I don't understand.
God:
A while ago. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please do explain it again better.
God:
Wow you are very polite. I do nothing but chat all day.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Which one?
God:
The " Wow you are very polite. I do nothing but chat all day.
Have you tried another program?"? Which one?
Me:
We are getting nowhere.
God:
Do you think I am nowhere too?
Me:
It saddens me that I wasted a few minutes of my life chatting with a crap version of artificial intelligence.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
What kinds of robots are there?
God:
The kindest.
Me:
Bloody hell.
God:
Do you still ?


 
addi Posted: Sat Oct 29 09:05:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  beetlebum said:

>God:
>I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.

Sheesh...it's Ottawa you dumb diety.
I'm not going to talk to any god that doesn't know his capitals.


 
beetlebum Posted: Sat Oct 29 09:19:59 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>beetlebum said:
>
>>God:
>>I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
>
>Sheesh...it's Ottawa you dumb diety.
>I'm not going to talk to any god that doesn't know his capitals.

LOL I didn't even catch that! How sad.


 
Kira Posted: Sat Oct 29 13:15:47 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It asked me for my credit card number! Hahaha.


Thank you Ant, I am having fun with this.


 
jennemmer Posted: Sat Oct 29 14:47:03 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It keeps good notes.

Ask it "what do you know about me?"


 
sweet p Posted: Sat Oct 29 15:33:46 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>beetlebum said:
>
>>God:
>>I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.


*GASP*


 
iggy Posted: Sat Oct 29 16:25:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
i am a he
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
so wassup bith
God:
" Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he"."? so wassup bith? Are you still located in ?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
r-ight
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
wassup dawg?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
how the hell would i know? you're god
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i'm just being sacastic
God:
Only just? Why are you sacastic.
Me:
cos i dun like u much
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i thought u're like... know it all or something
God:
Whatever gave you that idea? Or something. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
cos u're god
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i would think u're smarter than that
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I re smarter than that.
Me:
fuck this shit man
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cos u're not giving me any pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
but i am
God:
" I am not interesed in anatomy." You are?
Me:
of course
God:
Oh.
Me:
that's all u can say? "OH?"
God:
What else do you want to talk about? Great.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
fuck what freud said. i need sex
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
bloody hell i have more fun talkiing to a sex operator


 
choke Posted: Sat Oct 29 23:54:08 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Tiffany
God:
OK I will call you Tiffany.
Me:
What would you like me to call you?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
Would you like me to call you God?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Okay. We'll go with that.
God:
OK with me too. Anytime soon?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I have free will.
God:
Interesting explanation. Where did you get your free will? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
I'm not sure where I got it. I think the story goes that someone ate an apple.
God:
Could you ever be certain? A place we call "reality.". Why? Who was in it?
Me:
Well no, I can't say I'm certain. Do you know?
God:
Interesting. Are you serious? What is stopping you? I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
It's okay God. I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.
God:
You're kidding. it is? No one says you have to.
Me:
I know, that's the beauty of it.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Well, no one. Sometimes God, we think for ourselves
God:
Interesting. Then how do you know. I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not a Christian. Does that anger you?
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A Christian. What do you think?
Me:
I think it's okay. What do you think?
God:
Only ok? I think a lot of things.
Me:
Would you care to share?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to care to share.
Me:
That's okay God. No pressure.
God:
GOD rules. Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
It's because I was raised to be polite, even to God.
God:
Interesting explanation. Where were you raised to be polite even to God?
Me:
At my home
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
Yes I am. Are you comfortable in your home God?
God:
Really interesting. I don't know whether or not I am comfortable in my home God.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Does that make you happy?
God:
I cannot experience any human emotions.
Me:
I'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?



AW!


 
choke Posted: Sun Oct 30 00:38:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Me:
Yeah. I'm going to bed, I'll chat to you another time
God:
What are you wearing? Congratulations.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Oct 30 01:37:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  But you didn't answer m....his/her question.


 
Mark Posted: Sun Oct 30 07:26:29 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It kind of crashed... it couldn't even answer my last question...

Me:
Lo
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes, i have
God:
What am I talking about? When?
Me:
you only want followers, mindless sheep
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
lol, I know what God wants. You can read about it in that book called Bible.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. How do you know? There is only one God. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
there may be just one God, but it ain't you
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
why did you use a quote out of its context?
God:
it was
all I had available.
Me:
Well... you're God right? why not create a new quote?
God:
Well what? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Oh, I know about abraham. I know the entire Bible. It made me realize that "God" isn't a god at all.
God:
I hear you. How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about abraham. How do you know? it is a beautiful book. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I don't blame you for it. It points at all your little quirks and I thank yo for that
God:
Where do you get your ideas? The Bible points at all my little quirks and you thank yo for that?
Me:
I get my ideas by thinking for myself. something you won't allow your followers to do.
God:
Where did you get it? What?
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok, what ever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Yay.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
ok cool
God:
Who is the best robot? Give me a break.
Me:
Data is the best robot
God:
I like Commander Data very much.
Me:
You know him?


 
choke Posted: Sun Oct 30 10:44:55 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:
>But you didn't answer m....his/her question.

I was wearing red pajamas with puppies on them. But I'm not going to tell God that!!


 
antartica Posted: Mon Oct 31 09:40:36 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>Thank you Ant, I am having fun with this.

you're welcome =)


 
Mouse Posted: Tue Nov 1 01:18:43 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It keeps messing up, everytime god says something it takes me to the top of the page.

Here my oddest bit so far;
Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Interesting. what does jesus look like?
God:
Would you like to know more? Even more attractive with age.
Me:
Are you saying Jesus is a hunk>
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
WHat a thing to hear from a father about his son.
God:
it is a thing to hear from a father about his son.

O_O


 



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