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DanSRose Posted: Sat Dec 24 02:07:42 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Seriously, who would win?
http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=17



 
Posted: Sat Dec 24 02:38:26 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/howiepea/snaps_ninja_sneaks-up_on-pirate.jpg

:D


 
DanSRose Posted: Sat Dec 24 09:45:11 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  So that's 2 for the ninja.


 
Mouse Posted: Sat Dec 24 09:56:19 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Is that pirate reading a physics book?

What about this, a ninja pirate?


 
Mouse Posted: Sat Dec 24 09:57:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  The hell. I just started typing random characters for my password, I think my brain broke again.


 
DanSRose Posted: Sat Dec 24 10:51:30 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's a psychology book.


 
mat_j Posted: Sat Dec 24 14:14:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ah realultimatepower.com or whatever it is that's got all the information on ninjas you'll ever need. But i'd probably side with Pirates just because they have more fun.


 
FN Posted: Sat Dec 24 16:07:49 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  And cannons.


 
Posted: Sat Dec 24 16:21:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  There's a guy on my MSN list called "Jesus the Pirate Ninja". It's awesome.

Anyway, the general thought from myself on the matter is as such:

Pirates > Ninjas > Samurai > Cowboys.

Pirates win mostly because of their beards.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Dec 24 17:58:22 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  CriminalSaint said:
>There's a guy on my MSN list called "Jesus the Pirate Ninja". It's awesome.
>
>Anyway, the general thought from myself on the matter is as such:
>
>Pirates > Ninjas > Samurai > Cowboys.
>
>Pirates win mostly because of their beards.
>
Really ? I thought it was because of their hygiene.



 
Kira Posted: Sat Dec 24 18:28:20 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Cowboys.

No scurvy.

No supuku.


 
DanSRose Posted: Sat Dec 24 18:41:16 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  hmm
I see this an ouroborous:

Pirates are better than ninjas, but cowboys are better than pirates, and you know a ninja could take down a cowboy.
Conundrum!!
A Christmas Conundrum!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Dec 24 20:17:08 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>hmm
>I see this an ouroborous:
>
>Pirates are better than ninjas, but cowboys are better than pirates, and you know a ninja could take down a cowboy.
>Conundrum!!
>A Christmas Conundrum!
>
No Way !

Not a ninja on the planet that could take Clint Eastwood.


 
DanSRose Posted: Sun Dec 25 00:25:33 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Isn't he 70 and only played a cowboy/detective/cowboy-detective in the movies? I'm sure a ninja could him down.

Remember in Sin City, when Miho got the ninja star stuck the barrel of Jackie Boy's gun? Yeah, Ninja over Cowboy


 
Kira Posted: Sun Dec 25 06:13:52 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Yeah, because everyone knows Sin City is based in reality, unlike Clint Eastwood's movies.


 
Ed Posted: Sun Dec 25 06:18:54 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Bullet Tooth Tony could beat Clint Eastwood.


 
mat_j Posted: Sun Dec 25 07:35:35 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Pirates would beat cowboys, there's far more of them for a start and at least pirate sodomy was rough and wild not gentle and tender in the campfire light


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sun Dec 25 08:47:25 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>Isn't he 70 and only played a cowboy/detective/cowboy-detective in the movies? I'm sure a ninja could him down.
>
>Remember in Sin City, when Miho got the ninja star stuck the barrel of Jackie Boy's gun? Yeah, Ninja over Cowboy
>
You don't know what you're talking about, Clint Eastwood can't be killed !
:-)


 
FN Posted: Sun Dec 25 09:38:15 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm putting my money on catterpillars.

Nobody suspects them, nobody sees them coming, and they consist for 90% out of pure evil. Can't get much eviler than that.

Unless you're talking about ladybugs.

But that would just be evil overkill.




Don't get me started about ladybugs.


 
FN Posted: Sun Dec 25 09:46:19 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.uq.edu.au/nanoworld/images/ladybug-1b.jpg
http://www.lewiscountyherald.com/ladybug.jpg



Evil I tellz ya


 
DanSRose Posted: Sun Dec 25 18:47:07 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  But catepillars and ladybugs go squish under feet. Ninjas, pirates, and even cowboys don't do that, unless they are also catepillars and ladybugs ....


 
FN Posted: Sun Dec 25 21:05:06 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Apparantly you have yet to see the damage an angry catterpillar or ladybug can do with a haircomb and some lemon juice.


 
choke Posted: Mon Dec 26 13:01:38 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Worms are the worst. I couldn't walk to school without stopping every few minutes to make sure there weren't worms in my shoes.

And I haven't clicked any of the links but pirates are better than everyone. Gyarr.


 
Kira Posted: Mon Dec 26 14:43:51 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Pirates are murderers and thieves who relax by raping women and teaching their parrots to say obsceneties. I hate pirates. What is it with people and pirates? Captain Hook's life ambition was to murder a prepubescant boy and Long John Silver actually loved Jim Hawkins but he was still prepared to kill him for money.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Mon Dec 26 15:30:52 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>Pirates are murderers and thieves who relax by raping women and teaching their parrots to say obsceneties. I hate pirates. What is it with people and pirates? Captain Hook's life ambition was to murder a prepubescant boy and Long John Silver actually loved Jim Hawkins but he was still prepared to kill him for money.

EXACTLY, KIRA!

That's why pirates win over ninjas. They're RUTHLESS and COLD-HEARTED! And they sail ships far bigger than ninjas.

But I'm prepared to be an honorable Robin-Hood-esque pirate. And I think I'd whoop any ninja's buns. w00t.

I suppose I think very highly of myself.


 
choke Posted: Mon Dec 26 17:10:45 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  When I think of pirates all I can think of is the huge sea storms where they always do something heroic. But mostly the pirate off Dodgeball, I'm not gunna lie.


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Dec 26 19:14:09 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>When I think of pirates all I can think of is the huge sea storms where they always do something heroic. But mostly the pirate off Dodgeball, I'm not gunna lie.

Poor Wash (from Serenity)

One ninja can take out an entire pirate ship. Pirates smell like whatever they last, after they threw it up and it got stuck in their beards. Ninjas? Lilacs and rose water. Pirates fight with brute force and bad breath. Ninjas? They are nearly surgically and psychically bonded with the concept of They are the Weapon.
So clearly: ninjas over pirates. And the only cowboy who could be a ninja is Roland Deschain, the Gunslinger, because he technically is a ninja.


 
Kira Posted: Mon Dec 26 19:56:37 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  What is the technical definition of a ninja?


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Dec 26 20:23:58 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>What is the technical definition of a ninja?
>
Chris Farley


 
Kira Posted: Mon Dec 26 22:05:21 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Kira said:
>>What is the technical definition of a ninja?
>>
>Chris Farley

Now I have a mental image of Chris Farley running after the Tower with Roland, and I am not happy.


 
DanSRose Posted: Wed Dec 28 01:00:54 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Because that would end so well.

"Do you remember that time, like, when you shot that whole town dead because of that fat preacher-lady? Yeah, that was awesome."
"I am going to shoot you"


 
Ed Posted: Wed Dec 28 22:05:19 2005 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=148


 



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