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CorDrine Posted: Wed Feb 22 10:20:35 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Can anyone suggest how I can get an MC tomorrow so that I don't have to go to work?
FYI over here we need a Medical Cert to say we are unfit to go work

So like, how do I make myself sick in the next 8 hours? Plus, how to fake it in the doctor's office?

Many thanks. I am so sick of work


 
iggy Posted: Wed Feb 22 10:35:08 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  migraine



 
iggy Posted: Wed Feb 22 10:35:33 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  or say that u're overworked and couldn't sleep/eat/think



 
DanSRose Posted: Wed Feb 22 19:19:38 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Say food poisoning. When you call it in, eat just a bit of butter. It'll either make you sound sick or actually briefly make you feel sick.

Migraines work too.


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 22 19:25:23 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  These days when I need a reason to stay home from work all I do is read any news article on this administration.

I don't even have to fake being sick then.


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Feb 22 19:37:58 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>These days when I need a reason to stay home from work all I do is read any news article on this administration.
>
>I don't even have to fake being sick then.

So, how about that Port deal, eh?










I'll go get the Pepto Bismol.


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 22 19:42:06 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  meshuggah said:


>I'll go get the Pepto Bismol.

Get a tablespoon for me.

: )


 
Dancer Posted: Fri Feb 24 00:18:57 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  if you sleep with a wet head, you can actually get slight fever. i tried before. so now i always make sure my hair is dry before i turn in.

or you can fake those monthly cramps lor.


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Mar 9 02:29:14 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
When you call it in, eat just a bit of butter.

hehe
Oh, Dan.


 
antartica Posted: Thu Mar 9 04:17:15 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  no one can ever find out if you have gastric or diarrhoea

those i pull off sveral times a month




 



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